>Man comes in to office
>Says he's depressed.
>Says life seems harsh and cruel.
>Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. >Tell him treatment is simple.
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
Instead? That sounds like the most effective treatment available for that patient. Good job doctor.
>>27683427
When Harold Shipman was putting the noose around his neck on January 13rd 2004, he had no idea that 12 years later he would become a meme
i love these threads, please dont stop making them.
i look foward to them every day
>>27683427
where can i sign up
>>27683496
My apprentices are learning well, I probably only make about 2/3 of them now, and my junior doctors are making a higher percentage every day
>>27683557
this is my 2nd one today
got an idea for another one tomorrow
>>27683616
im this>>27683496
guy, can I join in making them too? I got some ideas for after I finish class
>>27683689
The board is your oyster anon, I'd love to see what you've got,
Shakespeare Shipmans were the best
Everyday I dream of having a lethal dose of morphine injected.
>when the agony of life ends just right
