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>He stands up to wipe his ass
I can't believe guys actually do this
>he's ajoker
>he's a smoker
>he's a midnight toker
If you wipe front to back like you're supposed to it's easier that way and cleaner.
you gross bitch
>>27683231
ahaha never change r9k.
people do that? like really?
>>27683161
>not standing up to wipe your ass front to back to totally clean it
I bet you wipe back to front while sitting and get shit in your genitals, you animal.
>>27683247
>>27683571
Isnt it easier to do that sitting down though?
Doesnt it get all squeezed together when you stand up?
Why WOULDN'T you stand when wiping your ass?
I've been doing it all my life and it feels absolutely natural to me.
I really see no advantage to wiping while sitting.
>>27683660
Im not fat. And how do you wipe sitting down? Im not gonna go in from the front and rub my forearm on my pee dick, and scooching forward would press my dick against the inside of the bowl
>he doesn't pee out of his butt
aliens I tell you
Who /squat/ here? GOAT shitting position.
>take off pants and underwear
>place feet square on sides of bowl
>shit
>grab toilet paper
>turn sink on to warm
>wet with sink water
>pat anus
>tfw bloody again
>continue until no poop remains on paper
>briefly pat anus to remove moisture
>hop off
>flush
>wash hands
>put pants and underwear back on
>there are girls who don't actually sit on the toilet seat because "it's disgusting"
>they just akwardly hover over it, as if performing a half-squat
>absolutely guaranteed to spray piss everywhere
>don't bother to wipe anything
>next woman comes in, doesn't sit because it's actually disgusting
What the actual fuck? Why are women so disgusting?
>>27683743
Until you break the toilet like the retarded chink you are.
>>27683819
nice meme! i've been doing this for the past 5 years, surely it will happen some day right :^) ? you obese american fuck. mad?
>he's a rocker
>he's a roller
>he's an out-of-controller!
>>27683677
I tried it after someone mentioned it. Now standing and wiping feels less clean
I also have a large flaccid dick so those reasons above aren't really concerns if you aren't physically retarded
>>27683705
You lean forward slightly and stick your hand behind you, wipe front to back. It doesnt work if you're overfat or the seat opening is unusually small
>>27683161
>She shows cleavage
>She doesn't wear a cross
>She wears tight trousers that show her ankles
>>27683161
this actually is fucking gross. my roommate does this and leaves pieces of shit covered toilet paper on the floor for me to step on
>>27684045
>She shows cleavage
>She wears tight trousers that show her ankles
Fuck you that shit is good
>>27683161
How small is your junk?
lmfao
>>27684162
It's against Christian values, anon
>>27683161
>he's fat
>bad hygiene
>posts at r9k
>has a minimum wage job
>lives with parents
>is on the dole
>>27681594
>she judges how you wipe
>>27683270
Never die you fucker.
Who stands to wipe their ass? What, do you also look at your shit paper to tell that you're done wiping? Animals.
>>27683947
> unusually small
Nailed it on the head, men are bigger therefore everything is smaller for us.
>>27683947
If we lean forward our dicks touch the inside of the bowl.
I hope you don't do that, that's disgusting.
>>27684243
I bet you always let your asshole dirty, you pleb.
>he posts with a faggot tripcode
Guys actually DO THIS?
>>27683795
That's why women's bathrooms are more disgusting then men's.
My uncle as a janitor going through college.
>>27684205
nice job, here's your (you)
>>27684329
>women's bathrooms are more disgusting then men's
Male restrooms are far worse, what are you talking anout.
I CANT TELL WHATS GOING ON HERE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIPE STANDING UP HOW CAN YOU DO IT ANY OTHER WAY WHAT THE FUCK IS WIT YOU TINY BALL BASTARDS
>>27684388
Are you a man or a woman?
Women leave their tampons and shit laying around.
Occasionally you'll get someone who smears their poop on the wall.
And yes, women do that too.
>>27684388
>be me
>be a man
>go in men's bathroom all the time
>go in a women's bathroom once
>end up retching and almost throwing up
Men's bathrooms being disgusting is a meme. It's a bit of piss on the seat and that's it. I've seen blood and shit smeared on walls in women's bathrooms
>put box in front of toilet
>sit on toilet while elevating my legs by putting my feet on the box
>browse 4chan while squeezing
>afterwards keep browsing 4chan for a good 10 to 30 minutes in case more comes out
>wipe with regular toilet paper
>switch to wet toilet paper (baby wipes)
>switch to regular one again
>done
>>27684045
>she doesn't wear a cross
How much of a sheltered christian are you?
Besides, girls who wear those are usually sluts
>>27684589
I grew up in an agnostic household, anon.
I just like it when a conservative girl shows her faith.
>>27684589
Still at a lower rate statistically than atheists
>>27684388
some bitches squat or perch over the toilet to piss
they miss sometimes
>>27683878
I've seen a pic online of some lady who broke her ass doing that. Be careful, autismo
>>27684388
living in shared accommodation , got put with all guys 5 of us all together,
Kitchen bit messy no big deal
bath room clean appart from empty show gel bottles
two of them get gfs
Kitchen dirty, sink stacked with dirty dishes uni cleaners ended up throwing all their plates and cutlery away
bathroom, pale blood stains on toilet sit, tissue paper scattered around floor
Razors scattered around shower, hair around shower they didnt rinse it out.
women are truely disgusting
>Not rinsing your asshole with water after a shit
Wipping is just disgusting and don't be surprises if people tell you smell shit.
Try smearing Nutella on a table and wipping it with toilet paper.
Protip, there is always a small amount that stays. And if you have hairs it's even more disgusting.
Buy baby wipes at least.
Fucking disgusting shitters.
>>27684090
lmao what the fuck. The point of doing it standing though is to make sure there is nothing left on your ass, you're not supposed to shit and immediately stand up. Your roomate is a fucking retard.
>>27683270
>ahaha never change r9k xDDDD
shut up reddit
>>27683795
>What the actual fuck? Why are women so disgusting?
i ask myself the same question pretty often
>>27683161
Do people really not do this?
I get a cheeky wipe or two while on the seat, but you gotta wipe standing when everything's compressed to knock away that last patch of brown.
You unhygenic heathens dicuss me.
>women actually gush blood all over the toilet
that's why I'm against unisex bathrooms, I don't want period blood all over the place
>>27684205
> job
> the dole
Pick one
>>27684388
You've checked both just to confirm that hypothesis I assume
>finally get 5/10 butterface gf
>tfw her butthole smells really bad
>tfw no socially acceptable way to tell her to wipe her ass better
>tfw shitty gf
>>27684045
>She shows cleavage
completely agree, this is literally the call sign of a slut who has no self worth, every time
>>27683743
this.
weeks ago I shat so much blood, I was scared for my life. I then started to squat while shitting and do absolutely not pressure the shit to come out.
Feels so much better and easier. No strain on any muscle of your asshole. And it stopped being bloody that often.
Literally GOAT position.
Fuck all faggots shitting while sitting. It's degenerate. Squat is the natural position while shitting for humans.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to start shitting in sitting?
>>27686231
Maybe you should be eating healthier foods.
>>27686211
There is an absolute whore at work who is always showing her cleavage and flirting with customers. She's been through 4 boyfriends in the last month and a half and is clearly a degenerate slut.
On the other hand there is a sweet catholic girl I work with and she's always wearing her crucifix and dresses conservatively. I'm pretty sure she is the perfect women.
>>27686564
catholic girls (with a tiny little mustache)
I used to stand, but I usually lean these days.
Guess that means I'm getting older.
