If I vocaroo my farts would someone mind listening and tell me if something is wrong?
I guess I wouldn't mind. not like in doing anything important with my life.
>>27683286
>>27683286
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sorry
>>27683053
BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Oh sorry didn't see you there op you like the sound of my farts?
>>27683768
Anon, you're a gifted man.
>>27683986
Thank you very much. It takes time and skill to strategically coordinate flatulence in such a manner. If you try hard enough, maybe one day you can woo women with your well-articulated bottom breaths.
>>27684029
For farts to get out of me is quite the challenge. Imagine hyperventilating through a brillo pad.
>>27684091
Well if you can oscillate your rectum with hyperventilated influx, you can create a resounding vibration that will drop panties within a five yard radius.
>>27684146
I've briefly studied that technique. From my understanding the influx creates a cyclone to which not even light can escape. No man needs that much power.
pls do anon waiting