If you have a vagina, answer this question.
What brings you to this board?
>>27682139
Attention from thirsty boys. Any other answer is a lie, don't listen to them.
>>27682139
To get anon to shower.
We are all 1/10's that can't get the chad cock
they're not like le other girls xPPPP theyre awkward and nerdy and quirky :PPPP
>>27682159
You're pathetic. How sad.
it's like /b/ except less gore. i don riex gore
Hoping I can find a Chad to fuck me for a night.
>>27682159
>>27682227
Don't pay attention to him. pls be my gf.
>got bored of the cancerous shit of /b/
>found /r9k/
>"wew lad, finally found people who understand me"
>decided to stay here
>turns out they hate me cause I'm a girl
>it's okay, I hate me too :^)
>stayed here for years
You can't hate me if you don't know I'm a girl, silly boys~ :^)
i'm antisocial..
>>27682238
>>27682259
I see a pattern here.
Reminds me of /b/ from 2006 but more depression, which suits me.
Bc i have no life at all and no friends so woohoo here I is
How many of you actual females posting in this thread have posted something on this board before?
>>27682255
I'm a Chad and I can do that. Location?
>>27682219
any girl on /r9k/ is just an attention whore who thinks she's special and considers herself a robot
because some chad refused her.
>omg that chad doesn't like me,probably because i'm shy and nerdy xDD i'm such a robot xoxo xDDDD
>>27682362
*hocks a tobacco loogie like the hillbilly guy in planes trains and automobiles*kaddy :(
I'm crazy and no boys like me after they get to know me for 2 days
>>27682259
This is pretty much me. I really only come here out of habit at this point.
>>27682439
What's so bad about you?
>>27682219
>we are all 1/10's
I've spoken to three girls on here. One was pretty good-looking ("cocochan"), one was average-looking but interesting (a touch of autism), and one was a grody skank who was okay-looking.
None of them were genuinely ugly.
>>27682139
im a neet loser schizo
>>27682355
I try to get NEETs to get jobs, but I've only gotten about 4 so far. (Baited them into an online relationship, promised nudes if they show me that they're not a NEET. They get a job and show me a paystub/they enroll in college and show me proof. I then send nudes and break up with them, repeating the cycle)
>>27682449
she browses /r9k/, and probably /b/ too
>>27682460
It's a shame all of them are sluts and attention whores.
>>27682463
>tfw no neet loser schizo gf
I'm been on 4chan since 2006; I just never left.
For /r9k/ specifically? I have no idea. I feel like /r9k/ inhabits a little bit of most other boards, and I like that mishmash.
>>27682482
That's not that bad
>>27682467
What the Christ
>>27682467
Are many guys really that interested in nudes? Like, were they begging you for it incessantly? That sounds really unusual. Most guys would be more interested in actual romance more so than just nude pictures, which are abundant on the internet. For this reason I don't really believe you. It sounds very unbelievable. Such a huge amount of work for something so stupid. Unless you executed it very elegantly and manipulatively, of course, but from your post I didn't get that impression.
>>27682449
I go yandere real, real, quick
>>27682442
I wouldn't say I come here out of a habit. I just have nothing else to do. I hate this place, but it feels like home.
>>27682566
At least you make people feel wanted
>>27682566
How much yandere?
>>27682566
>I go yandere real, real, quick
Every girl who says this is a huge liar with 20+ internet ex-boyfriends.
>>27682566
Not a bad thing desu. O rig in al
>>27682596
>At least you make people feel wanted
She makes no one feel wanted since she does this with every guy ever, meaning none of them are special to her at all.
>>27682566
Are you controlling? As long as you're not controlling I'm find with yandere
>>27682139
>What brings you to this board?
>It's creation 8 years ago
>The concept and system it was built on
>Variety
>Dicussion and sharing of ideas, opinions, and feels
>The misfit/lonely interesting and inquisitive people and personalities (but not so anymore because everything has centered around hate and blind ignorance)
I like reading about depressed dudes, not that I'm any less depressed
>>27682139
I'm a seagull, but I come here every so often because it's like...I don't know, maybe like watching a trainwreck happen in realllllly slow motion.
OK, joking aside...
On some level, I kind of feel sorry for a lot of the guys here. My brother has high-functioning autism, and I see some parallels between his behaviors and some of the things guys do (and think) here.
That part hurts. I know my brother has, as he would say, some "interface issues", but get past that, and he's an amazingly compassionate, creative, and intelligent person.
But he's also very lonely.
I don't like that. I know this hurts him. Finding someone willing to make the effort to break through the superficial is very difficult, however.
So, I guess it's that I see people here having similar struggles but being able to more easily articulate their feelings about their situations.
>>27682442
>>27682494
>>27682594
Thanks for being honest.
>>27682717
Why do you like that?
>>27682735
It's very sweet of you to think about your brother like that. Definitely the most interesting response so far.
I'm guessing there's a lot more females on this board than I thought.
A lot of you are just hiding because of the hate for women, right?
>>27682139
im a stronk woymn who shitposts wherever i want
>>27682788
>Why do you like that?
I enjoy imagining fat ugly shy guys in pain. It reminds me I'm better than someone because at least someone wants me even if it's only for a night.
>>27683558
Alrighty then, thanks for being honest.
>>27683558
Have you never seen a thread where robots post themselves? Most are skinny or fit and moderately attractive at the very least. You're a dumb slut.
>>27682139
I seem to classify as a cyborg whenever I do those add points/take points tests that often get posted in here.
I don't feel like I belong here, but, it's not like I really belong anywhere else. Specific boards seem to fuck me up due to everything being so specific to that one topic.
I like seeing all kinds of breads being posted, I enjoy the unexpected.
>>27683690
I think r9k is the place where people who don't belong anywhere actually do belong.
>>27682388
>xoxo xDDDD
Why do women always go overboard with this smiley shit? You can barely get them to type a coherent sentence but they'll still find the time to load up a post with a shitload of emojis.
>>27682553
Ey, don't believe it.
Won't change a damned thing. :^)
can't make IRL friends and I like to shitpost in black feels threads
also I want a nice outdoorsy dirgecore-appreciating KV manlet into to sweep me off my feet and he may just be here
>>27683745
>Won't change a damned thing. :^)
Can you do it to me, then?
>>27683771
If we find eachother on an /r9k/ hookup thread, sure
>>27682259
>>27682303
>>27682317
>>27682439
>>27682494
>>27682566
>>27682717
>>27682735
Hi there. Please consider being my girlfriend. I like anime and stuff.
>>27683751
>r9k
>outdoorsy
u fukken w0t m8
>>27682139
Laughing at ugly losers, picking up hot guys with severe mental illness, feeling pitiful because misogyny is a meme and you betas mistook it for reality
>>27683790
>If we find eachother on an /r9k/ hookup thread, sure
But we already did. My Skype is: gaspforabreath
>>27683742
Because women think in emotion instead of concrete visualized concepts. Emojis allow them to communicate their feelings simply and that's really the part of conversation they care most about anyway.
>>27683871
>Because women are all the same they all do the same thing.
Aaaaa, when will r9k evolve into not talking like everything is a 100% certain occurrence in every single member of any given group. What is up with the overly generalized speech?
>>27682566
I feel ya. Sometimes you think "Hey, I can be a social person if I put my mind to it". Then you talk to people make friends, and two days later you are tired of pretending to be a likable person and turns to your old depressive self and all your progress is lost.
>>27684084
It's possible that your old depress self is actually liked by someone.
lots of people on here are in the same position as me, a neet who can't socially interact irl. so it's nice to not have to put up any facade or pretend i'm productive in any way, because none of us are.
and aside from the odd person who sperges out at the mere though of a female, there are some 10/10 people on here
>>27682735
>I'm a seagull
I'm so fucking tired of Tumblrette otherkin.
You are not a seagull, you are not a fucking bird, you don't have wings or a beak. Stop this, you deluded shit.
>>27684039
t. emoji spammer with no understanding of statistics
>>27684111
It is. I have many friends back from highschool, we still hang out.
However things are different in college, i feel it is harder to make friends here than it was back in the day.
>>27682714
What the fuck is going on with her legs...
Social anxiety, depression, and ocd. Also pining for an ex who has more metal issues than me but still manged to find someone.
>>27682139
I can relate to a lot of the stuff posted here and it's nice to know there are other people that have the same problems as me, even if I'm not accepted here.
I will never find any group of people that I can relate to and that accept me but I can at least read the posts here and feel better knowing that there's other people like me who are rejected by everyone and have never had friends or even kissed someone.
I also like the insight it gives me to the male brain. This place has helped me wake up and realize that there's no point in me trying to get a bf because it really isn't possible because not even the ugly guys on here want an ugly gf.
I just wish I was a guy so I could post here and feel like I belong and not feel extremely guilty every time I post.
>>27682139
I'm an ugly shitskin. Can't get worse than that.
>>27684700
You could dye your hair blue and be a feminist
>>27683751
>nice
checkfor real. I have references.
>outdoorsy
check. nature is my passion
>dirgecore-appreciating
sounds interesting. post your favorites?
>KV
check
>manlet
check 5' 7"
>tfw this kills the thread
>>27682139
>No one's posting their vagina's with time stamps to prove they actually have one.
Daughters I am disappoint.
>>27684644
>This place has helped me wake up and realize that there's no point in me trying to get a bf because it really isn't possible because not even the ugly guys on here want an ugly gf.
congratulations, you have ascended to true robothood. you are welcome here, female
>>27685805
Fuck off. I'll still date her.
>>27684644
>because not even the ugly guys on here want an ugly gf.
Attractive guy here, I definitely want an ugly gf. Really badly.
>>27682388
>Hey fembot here. Just a female robot being a female and doing female stuff. Just ignore this fembot and go along with your day. Thx =)
>>27685891
>>27685916
you two just don't get it do you !!
she already knows you're lying because the second your romanticized, projected image of what should could be gets replaced with who she actually is you will quickly turn and walk the other way. your desperate attempts to claw yourself out of loneliness are blind. you won't date "her" you'll date who you hope she is (and she already knows that she isn't). that's what makes her a robot: she knows she is, for whatever reason, undesirable. you two thirsty normies can kindly get out, you really don't belong here :^)
Come here when I feel like shit to feel better about myself. I almost never post.
horrible anxiety, lots of pressure from several different outlets so I come here to unwind and shitpost, yeah, I don't belong here at all. Internet addiction is playing a role too, somehow I always end up refreshing the catalogue/ browsing for long hours at a time.
>>27682139
To get anon to follow me to the gay bath house.
I think everyone is aware that /r9k/ barely has any girls. The atmosphere is too harsh for them.
They all congregate on lolcow and /cgl/
>>27686416
>To get anon to follow me to the gay bath house.
What does this mean? Do they even allow girls in gay bath houses?
>>27682139
There's no other place with posts as raw and honest
>>27682139
>women
>r9k
How fucking new are you?
>>27686095
If you think fembot feel threads and self-identifying femposts are made my women you are straight up retarded
>>27684138
I'm about to cheat on mai waifu with Hotaru. Fuck is wrong with me?
I dunno why.
I mostly read, rarely post.
I feel like posters here aren't pretending or fake.
I don't normally tag myself as female.
I like robots.
you guys make me feel better abt myself to b honest and also it's interesting (?? words) to see how you guys hate being guys when gals hate being gals and ALSO the omegle threads are always good n nice
I like the cozy threads.
The vocaroo threads are cool too.
>>27682139
I've been here, nigger
I've been here the entire goddamn time
what brings YOU to this board?
>>27686419
>I think everyone is aware that /r9k/ barely has any girls. The atmosphere is too harsh for them.
There are like 30% of girls aka so called fembots in r9k.
>>27682139
Nobody knows I have a vagina on here. Nobody.
wait shit
I only do it for the (You)s.
What I'd like to know, is if any actual female in this thread knows how to bake a delicious lemon tart.
Will also accept other tasty baked goods.
>>27686916
I love to bake
baking is my thing
I'm like somebody's grandma the way I turn out cookies
I could make you a lemon tart if that was what you wantedbut personally I'm not a big fan of lemon desserts.
>>27686954
Do you bake nice gingerbread cookies?
I LOVE gingerbread.
>>27683871
Because talking in Spurdos and Pepe's makes you the lord of reason.
>>27682255
Hahah implying I want to get stalked
I would have to be pretty intoxicated and giving out a fake name to ever meet a girl from this board
>>27687105
unf gingerbread is so good
the secret to good gingerbread is to use fresh spices, fresh grated nutmeg, ginger, fresh ground cloves, all of that. I like to add a little black pepper too to bring out the spice.
it's fantastic when you have fresh spices on hand.last time I made gingerbread was for my robot bf and he broke up with me before I could even give them to him so I smashed them with a hammer because they were gingerbread men that looked like him and me ;~;
>>27682467
Hope that's real.
I come here for similar reasons. I'm broken inside and can't fix myself so I look for redemption by trying to make these robots into people.
>>27683871
Post yfw only autistic men don't consider the fact that emotions and emoticons are just another form of language like body posture. If you think limiting your language skills to only verbal makes you more intelligent you're not all that brigt afterall.
>>27687227
Sounds delicious.
Sad about the bf part, but at least you got XP from the experience and murdering those poor defenceless cookies.
I've spent the last 8 years of my life grinding low-level customers for tiny amounts of gil. I'm as close to hikikomori/salaryman/wageslav as one can get.
If I didn't take interest in the small things, like cooking recipes, I'd have lost all my sanity and humanity by now.
>>27682467
this sounds devilish but it's actually really fucking nice
wanna fix me?
>>27687436
do you cook often? mostly baking, or other things too?
I'd like to talk about it if you have a skype. I don't have anyone to talk to about cooking ;~;
>>27687629
I do like to cook often. Usually I get a bunch of vegetables and throw something together, like today I made Sausage, mash, peas, and leeks in a four cheese sauce. (I shop on a budget so it's normally nothing fancy)
When I do throw something special on, I go all out. Elaborate roasts, heart-warming casseroles, spicy curry, fajitas and nachos. Just pure food porn.
As for the Skype. I have to politely decline. I nuked my Skype account for a good reason, and do not wish to go back to those old habits currently.
>>27682139
I just like browsing. More recently this board has just been straight up depressing. I genuinely feel for some of the folks here.
>>27687794
that's too bad, I'd really, really enjoy talking to you.
most recent thing I made was chicken marsala meatballs with roasted asparagus.
I too shop on a budget but I like to buy things on sale, so I make a lot of food at one time when I find something on sale and then freeze it for later.
>>27687807
This board is always depressing if you go to the right threads fembot
t. robot who frequents them
![Goooood+for+you+_bf8044c82d50ce615a247d7673048c43[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/356TP3e.jpg "Goooood+for+you+_bf8044c82d50ce615a247d7673048c43[1].jpg")
Because my boyfriend works late and never has time for me
>>27687868
Maybe you'll bump into me on Omegle some day.
I eventually have a day so shitty,I'll get drunk, hit it up on Omegle, chatting to randoms, robots, and a few girls. Add them to kik or Skype or some shit, talk to them once and then never again.
(We've all fucking done it)
I prefer being anonymous.
>>27688000
>my boyfriend
Hope he dies on the way home and you kill yourself whore
>>27682139
I'm a NEET and I have no friends I used to go to /b/ because some youtubers I know talked about it...Then I saw it was overrated and boring, but I liked the way how the site worked I started browsing /ic/ and /a/ then I discovered that /r9k/ was a board for sharing anecdotes. I like to reas to your anecdotes and I like to share mines too.
Inb4: Newfag. Yeah...but I'm 19 mind you.
>>27687910
Very true. I wish I could help in some way, honestly. Or maybe somehow show some robots that not all women are heartless, vapid wastes of oxygen (granted, lots of us are lol)
>>27688061
I'm a 19 year old newfag too femanon
Nobody ever notices though
>>27688076
I already know there are some decent outliers
But the chances of meeting one (and even gf'ing one) are really low. Plus I've got other more important things to be depressed about
I only come here out of habit now, unfortunately. If dubs, I leave forever.
>>27688111
trips
guess that means you shoot yourself after you go
By anon
>>27688144
>>27688111
*bye anonnette
>>27688111
See you boys! It has been fun!
>>27688161
Post your skype before you go :^)
Why did it have to be r9k that became the normalfaggot board? After /v/ I mean. And /b/. And gradually more and more /a/... And... Oh god why did normalfucks have to find the internet
>>27688105
Once you figure out your shit, focus on self care and love. Good women will come. I beelieve in you, anon.
>>27688227
You realize this used to be /soc/ before /soc/ was created, right?
>>27682139
Because I enjoy 4chan, and because I enjoy triggering thin-skinned internet rejects.
>>27688231
I said I know outliers exist anon
I didn't say they exist in my vicinity
Besides I already know what I want out of life, and the general path to it. I'm just a fucking social autist with serious issue
>>27682139
theres no people with vaginas here anon, sorry
>>27688236
No. r9k was the greentext stories and occasional meme factory board. r9k1 was the "LOOK EVERYONE I BROUGHT R9K BACK AND I'M LINKING LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SITE TO IT IN A NEWS POST" of Cuck a Duck's legacy.
>>27688324
No one is denying that r9k was always the hideout of choice for neckbeards. It's just that we also hosted a lot of the /soc/ fags, alongside /b/, before /soc/ was created. I think, arguably, r9k1 was a better place for it. Seemed like we had better quality threads, instead of the usual crop of "Le Pepe face - my life is miserable - wagecucks suck" that currently dominate the catalog.
This place has become worthless in terms of original content -- which is what axed r9k1.
>>27686622
No, there are a lot of fake people here. A while ago the people here were genuinely depressed and seemed to be stuck somewhere in life, but then a lot of people who aren't like us came here thinking oh, this a place for pretending to be emo as fuck, memes, nihilistic behavior and baiting losers. A lot of people also noticed that this place has people who are extremely easy to use because they are desperate and searching for any sign of hope. The girls end up getting used by guys who don't really care about them and the guys become beta orbiters for some random girl who again, does not really care about them. I know this become I fell trap to this too. They generally stop talking to you one day once they're tired of you. I've also tried making friends here with tons of people... its not the best place, I get like 1-2 people who actually want to be friends out of every group of 50 people.
...sorry for long wall of text
I've been on 4chan since 2006. I only come here out of spite.
>>27689758
be my older-than-mefag gf
You must be sick and depraved :3
>>27689758
dont listen to that other guy; be my gf instead
>>27682735
Kill yourself anytime cunt
