>tfw female pedo
I want a little boy to marry.
>>27681190
>women will go as far as claiming they're pedos to get attention
>tfw i'm 18
>gf 21
>before i turned 18 she always made pedo jokes about herself
and no i'm not a normie and neither is she.
>>27681190
>I want a little boy to marry.
How old do you want him to be? Also please elaborate and write more in general so that I can analyze you.
Tell us more about yourself OP.
>>27681190
Would you molest me right away, or wait until the wedding night to consummate?
>>27681537
>17
>Pedo jokes
Fucking Murricucks
>>27681190
H-how young? (C_C)
>>27681190
If I were a cute little boy I would marry you.
Daily reminder that a man made this thread
>tfw no longer a little boy
>tfw will never experience /ss/
>tfw no neechan gf
>>27681537
>gf
>no i'm not a normie
>neither is she
Are you American? How old, do you want to marry an 8 year old? Do you also support transgender rights?
>>27682034
actually we have been together since i was 15 and she was 18
>>27682264
not gonna argue, ik its hard to believe anyway.
everyone knows /ss/ is a patrician fetish but unfortunately we're not allowed to post it on this cuck board.
>>27681190
I kinda sympathize. I have a thing for teen guys myself. Probably a good thing I decided not to be a teacher.
>>27681537
>>27682852
how did you meet her? especially a girl that would be willing to date younger guys
every girl I've met wouldn't date a younger guy, even if they were younger by a month
>>27682959
b-be my gf
19 here
Are you sure you're attracted to actual little boys, and not just anime shota boys? I'm a big loli guy, but actually little girls obviously aren't attractive to me unless they're like, 12-14 and look old for their age.
>>27683002
>19
Might as well be 90
No, but seriously I doubt you'd actually want me.
>>27683060
be my gf pls
I'll love you forever :3
>>27682979
3 years ago on omegle, not even joking. i was drunk and talked to her for atleast 6 hours then exchanged skype at the end, didn't tell her my real age until about 2 weeks (because even at 15 i looked like i was fucking 20) and at first she was shocked but she was alright with me.
Guys you're killing r9k with these threads. Go check out the unpopular opinions thread
WE NEED a word for the inverse of straight shota , meaning Woman-with-little-girls, some call it it 'Inter-generational yuri" but thats ugly and clinical, some call it milfcake... but well... think of a good term
4fags is ALMOST a SFW site now !... how do you all feel about that>>? (fucking jackoffs)
>>27683073
If you do wanna talk I have a throw away email.
>>27683195
please post it femanon
i'll message you
>>27683124
Lesbian loli, dummy.
>>27683124
It's called perfection
>>27683124
Yuri is pureshit
>>27683195
>>27683207
p-pedo bot?
>>27683459
[email protected]
Original content/comment.
>>27683887
EmaiI sent anon
>>27683887
>>27683908
p-pIease respond fembot
>>27681190
W-what's the oldest you'd go for?
>>27681190
>in the bus
>see this cute teen who I find very attractive
>must be 14 years old
>am 23 yo
Lately, it's been happening a lot. I've always liked "cute males", I guess, now, men my age are too old to be cute.
>I want a little boy to marry.
You do realize he's going to grow up.
And then what? Divorce him and ruin his life?
>>27681397
I love you for posting this anon. I still believe in eggy and I hope the rest of you do toom
>>27684574
i'll be ur cutie :3
>>27684574
tfw i'm a younger guy (18) and i look like i'm younger than 16 but i'm not cute at all ;_;
>>27684886
i'm the same, but i am cute
i have soft little boy features
>>27684984
well then you're lucky desu, i'm also fucking fat too.
>when will this nightmare end.
>>27681190
Define little
>>27685042
anon
if you try hard enough i know you could become a great shota boy for a qt fembot
first you need to just stop eating a lot
>>27685115
but the problem is i dont even eat a lot, i just sit on my ass all day and no fucking motivation to excercise.
>great shota boy
>i'm 6'2"
>stretch marks
>even without the fat i have a very masculine figure
>>27685372
I don't exercise either anon
I just have an extreme deficit of calories usually
I lost 20 lbs over a summer from not eating
>>27685427
well i've lately been doing that too. I'm 90kg (idk what that is in lbs) i used to be just over 100 but for the last few months i've just been starving myself.
>tfw i want a cougar bigger gf to pamper me
>>27685491
wew lad you're just under 200 lbs
Try and lose the weight slowly
It'll end up looking wrong if it goes too fast
>really into Minecraft, been playing since beta, play almost daily
>playing on server couple years ago, new person joins and wants to team
>let him team with me, give him food/armor/help him get started
>builds his base right next to mine, really friendly and eager to know everything
>play with him for a few weeks
>would do shit like fill my base with cake and nice signs for when I got on, very qt
>asks me for my skype
>talk on there through text while playing for another couple days
>talks about going into the 8th grade in passing
>holy shit WHAT
>he's 12
>tfw flirted with a middle school boy for weeks
desu this later influenced my decision to date a 16 year old virgin dude from /soc/ but it ended really badly. I stick to guys my own age and leave that /ss/ shit in fantasy land
>>27685734
how did it end badly?
>>27681190
I had a crazy 18 y/o gf at 15
>>27686018
did you fug her?
>original comment
>tfw 23 but still look like 15
I need a pedo gf
>>27686237
Interesting. I'm >>27684574. Are you cutie? How tall are you? Where do you live?
>>27686237
>tfw the same, but only 20
Do you get carded a lot too anon?
>>27686266
I'm 5'4 and from Germany
>>27686291
I always get carded even for buying beer and it's legal at 16 here
>>27685967
His mom found out that we were dating and that he sent me lewd videos and basically threatened me and told me to never talk to her son again. I felt like a fucking loser, he was devastated but it was better to let him go and not deal with being a sex offender or some shit. Blocked everything and deleted accounts, nothing happened to me and 3 years later I think I'm ok
Why is /ss/ so great? I think it's just kind of better for men because feminine looking male + sexy female = good
>>27686353
You just need to date a legal babyface
>>27686337
are you ethnic German? I thought they were supposed to be lanky as fuck
>>27686337
So little :3
>Germany
Too bad. Stay cute~
>>27686375
Where are you from ssanon?
Toon Link + Corrin /ss/ when?I'm actually a good artist and could make it if you guys request me to
>>27686141Yeah lots of times actually. Only good thing that came out of the whole relationship.
>>27686369
Yes there are alot of tall people here but my mother is tiny
>>27686375
Everytime
I've been playing Minecraft for like 6 hours a night with my middle school aged neighbor boy for like 2 weeks and last weekend I went home to house set for my parents and ended up giving him a hand job and two blow jobs.
I'm a 23 year old female, not a pedo I guess which is cool but a hebephile.
>>27687655
Six hours a night?
>>27687655
Lol, a similar story was posted in this thread. You're just some creepy fucking dude.
Disgusting.
But I kek'd
>>27687655
Absolutely disgusting
Hope you get jailed freakExcept you're a man b8ing
>>27687655
wtf how did that get initiated ?
>>27681397
close this thread already janis
>>27686353
how old were you?
orginl
Hi does anyone want to be my gf? ;3It's me when I was a kid. I'm 21 now, those were the days.
>>27688388
lol you're ugly from cradle to grave
>>27686018
I had a crazy 25 year old online gf at 18. She took my wizard powers.
>>27688549
you were never a wizard if you lost everything at 18, fucking normie
stay alive ten more seconds to bump
>>27688508
Absolutely savage my man.
