>get on bus
>how you doing?
>thank you
Dammit
>>27681008
I'm so tired of people feeling bad about this. You're thanking the bus driver for asking your how you are. Nothing weird about that. Don't beat yourself for not "answering" his "question".
>>27681008
One that always haunts me
>grade 12, wearing a suit for a presentation
>walking down a hall and pass cute gril
>"hey anon, nice suit!"
>"SURE!"
>keep walking
I still cringe so hard thinking about this
>>27681008
Why would anyone boil a sammich?
>>27681464
you don't know about boiling sandwiches?
this must be why everyone makes fun of white people's cooking
>>27681092
That's more cool than anything else. You just go, "Sure" as in "bitch please, I know how I good I look".
>>27681092
That's actually a cool reply.Way better than "thanks".
>>27681663
>>27681697
No, you guys don't understand, it wasn't suave it was very enthusiastic and chipper
>customer says thank you
>"y-you too"
>>27681809
it came off as sarcastic then.
>happy birthday anon!
>you too
>>27681008
did she anal vore another human bean. this ass is grotesquely out of shape.
>Have a nice flight
> Y-you too
>>27681008
>shave after being a neckbeard at work for a year
>busty fit qt says I look so handsome without my beard and blushes
>smile and say bless you
My worst one was this:
Cute girl from university class: Good day, Anon.
Me: Yes.
She laughed and we never talked again.
>>27683046
That's some god-tier spaghetti
Also, nice post time quads
>>27683046
How do you let that happen? When is yes ever said automatically?
>have a big ass jar for spare change
>after every year I coinstar it and buy some random shit to treat myself
>usually get some cheap scratch offs for a laugh, not really expecting to win or anything
>go to gas station and get a few
>the woman at the register tells me "good luck!!" With a smile as I'm leaving
> for some reason my brain fucks up
>" you have a good day too!"
>she starts quietly laughing
>realize what I've done
>just kind of laugh about it with her and leave
Good thing I'm not autistic or this shit would haunt me. It's just kind of funny desu
>gas station attendant asks "do you want the receipt"
>say "OK"
>doesn't understand that means yes
stupid faggots
>>27683415
>saving up change for a year straight and spending it on scratch cards
>good thing I'm not autistic
You sure?
>get a nice new button up shirt
>qt smiles and says I look handsome
>shake her hand and say salud
>>27681008
to answer question on pic:
>bend her over, spread her cheeks, spray crisco on her butthole and fuck her in the ass
