>tfw 26 year old kissless, hugless, fuckless, handholdless virgin
Is anyone a bigger loser than me?
>>27679973
Yeah, the millions of men who have died of old age with those same stats.
>>27679973
>hugless
well I'll be damned I can't compete with this
>>27680005
>Yeah, the millions of men who have died of old age with those same stats.
suddenly I realize life is a game and no longer give a fuck.
>>27679973
You will always feel like shit if you base masculinity and success around women.
I have friends who get a lot of pussy and they are no better or worse than me.
Pussy like anything else is way big of a deal if you have never experienced it.
>>27679973
you just might be the biggest. hugless and handholdless at 26 is srsly sad.
how do you do in other regards?
>hugless
>handholdless
that's to much even for me
>>27679973
>not even in his thirties
ha ha, you are comparatively overflowing with hope and optimism, OP
Want to get better?
leave this place and never come back
It really helped me alot
>>27680177
>leave this place and never come back
>It really helped me alot
you are still here anon
>>27679973
just about the same. I would pull my hand back if girl tried to touch me.
strange since I was never beaten as a child.
>>27679973
Since I'm only 22, not yet.
>>27679973
I almost got a hug once but tried to high 5 instead and even made a mess of that
>I still count it as a hug
>>27679973
Nope sorry you're a big fucking cuck faggot.
>>27679973
Original content for our grand robot
>>27681247
what am I looking at here exactlyy?
After 21 you're pretty much fucked for your entire 20's. Sorry bros.
>>27679973
You got a year on me fampai so you're winning rite now. I'm totally friendless though so maybe were more neck and neck.
4 real tho slowly feeling myself slide back into depression in spite of all the progress I've made this past year. Killing myself unironically crossed my mind for the first time in three or four years.
I need to figure out a way to make friends fast or I'm boned.
>>27679973
>25 handholdless, hugless kv
>neet with no prospects
>no friends or social skills/interests to get any
>really ugly, lazy and stupid
>failure at everything in life
I'm a good contender.
>>27681330
not a vagina, thats for sure
>>27679973
>fuckless virgin
Are there virgins who fucked?
>>27681387
Same age, same feel. Got my first job almost a year ago. Social skills started to level up, started to get even more fit and dress better, and yet lately I feel even worse. Still no gf.
>>27681490
yeah, they've been fucked by life
>>27679973
go to Amsterdam, get drunk, get high fuck a prostitute, get over it, what i did
>>27681408
w8, so you are a loser who isnt smart? damn thats depressing, i'd rather be a chad then a smart sperglord but you haven't even got the smart bit, shit.
>>27680266
Leave now and never come back!
REEEEEE
I think I got you beat.
>lost virginity at 13 to 17yo hambeast
>raw dog cum in puss
>within the month find out I caught the clap and tric
>within 6 months the warts come
>between the scars and infrequent outbreaks dick looks like horror show
>can never get laid again even though I'm borderline Chad
>>27681995
>never get laid again
>again
no you don't have him beat.
>>27681773
I'm seriously think about this, please let me know your story
>>27682495
not much to it, i'm britbong so it was cheap and fast, i saved up a couple of hundred pounds, took a ryanair flight there for next to nothing, got tipsy off shots when i got off the plane, drunk enough to lend courage but sober enough so i could remember it, went to a coffee shop and got mildley stoned, then only a few hours off the plane went to the red light district, looked around for 20 mins or so, very chill atmosphere, no shame, found a fucking 10/10, wanted 100 euros for a tittyfuck then regular sex, paid, lasted about 20 mins in total, pretty fun and basically got it out of the way so i didn't have to worry about it, got on a plane home the same night. really worth it.
>>27682738
thank mate, im a bong too
>>27682402
having your dick fall off vs. being a mid-20s virgin who can lose it in the future.
you're dumb senpai
>>27682918
if you are genuinely worried about being a virgin it helps so much, not because it is so good but because it takes the pressure off.
>>27679973
>hugless
>handholdless
subtract that and add actual diagnosed autism and there we are pretty even at least
I'm all of that but a 28 year old woman. Virginity is not cute at my age
>>27683104
are you fat or disabled?
>>27683140
Just unattractive and most likely autistic
>>27681424
how would you know? none of us have seen one
>>27683190
that's fine, i'll marry you
>>27679973
Don't feel too bad anon, I know what that feels like. I haven't had a boyfriend in almost two months!
>>27683190
just saying if you want sex you can get it, most loser guys your age are fucking desperate.
>>27682402
Yeah anon my dick is useless at this point. I can't even fap right anymore because the scarring reduced my sensitivity, and during an outbreak there's pain. I'd take being a khv any day, over freddydick.
>>27679973
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBiPcKfMmfw
>these peoples find it it funny that someone is still a virgin at 25
what do you feel when those people laugh at us for being 25+ years khhv?
>>27683259
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>26 kissless virgin
>guys all think i'm not a virgin
>girls always know
>girls hate me
>guys seem to flock to me
I wish i was gay
>tfw you've been lonely and untouched for so many years that you start contemplating fucking a guy
>26 kv, hv
>Most girls hate me
There is no love in this world.
Who
>special education retard who was bullied and called retarded all the time
here?
