How am I meant to reply to this?
>>27679218
She doesn't want to talk to you, leave her alone man
Probably with words
>>27679218
You don't, if you want to keep what little self respect you have left.
She wants you to shut the fuck up and leave her alone. You can not tell?
>>27679232
Where'd you get this from? Am I not reading this right? Teach me
>>27679240
ty
>>27679240
This
>at my grandmas all day
Lmao
>>27679218
>sending another message 3 hours later because you didn't get a response
bail
Oh that's cool? What are you two up to?
What does she like doing?
Are you two close?
How's she doing?
How's your grandfather?
Ignore >>27679232
>>27679232
This I mean.
>>27679261
Because we are neutral observers and see what you don't.
>>27679218
"That's cool. I'm doing _____"
If she doesn't respond for ages then stop talking to her. She'd ask you questions if you wanted to talk to you
>>27679272
That's weird don't do that
>>2769218
If you must respond ask her for how long so you can hang out or w/e after, otherwise just leave her alone.
>>27679232
Jumping the gun much?
Did anything in the text look hostile?
>>27679218
Just text "cool, m8".
Is there anything you texted to ask? If not, there isn't much you can inquire on unless you have something to talk about.
>>27679272
You're such a huge faggot, you shouldn't give advice to anyone, you euphoric bitch.
>>27679272
Nice guy responses.
Let me guess, if you pretend to care about her, she'll have to drop her panties then, right?
>>27679218
"So, want me to come over?"
>>27679326
>Did anything in the text look hostile?
No, but extremely uninterested, dumbass.
>cool, m8
You must be a huge winner with girls, huh? top kek
>>27679320
Bitches love when you take an interest in their mundane lives.
It's called small talk, y'all should try it sometime.
>>27679372
Says the perma KV.
Seriously, fuck off, you have no knowledge about women whatsoever.
>>27679363
Why would you talk to a woman if you don't want to fuck them?
????
Female friends hahahahahaha you fucking beta cuck
>>27679372
OP here, she's more of a tomboy so she's not that kind of girl
>>27679395
He was being ironic, you stupid moron.
Don't bother, you aren't Chad. She doesn't like you.
>>27679372
They do, but she is obviously not interested and is probably busy. Those are also pretty cookie cutter responses that seem more like a chore to answer.
how to make a girl like you
>be nice to her
>make her be your friend
>treat her like shit gradually
>compliment her when she's around you
>treat her badly when she's around another guy
>condition her with pain, treat her nicely when you talk to her personally, trash talk her when you're online
>always reply with late texts
>only use one word texts, unless you're talking about something personal
>>27679482
OP here, I've been her friend since we were about 11
Also it might have worked in the past when I did try, but she has another male friend who is really like mr toxic faggot nice guy all the time who blue balls and cockblocks like no other
>>27679482
Nice PUA shit, autistic retard.
This is how it's done:
how to make a girl like you
>be good-looking
>don't be ugly
That's it.
>>27679445
yeah i agree send 1 more mssg then no more till she contacts you
just reply boring
if she's not totally up herself she might give you an el oh el
>>27679370
If she was extremely disinterested, she wouldn't have even responded. She is at least responding to OP's simplistic banter.
And what else is OP to say? You want him to write a poem or an epic?
I mean, is OP suppose to pretend to be interested in her grandmother?
No, he is suppose to express his level of interest, which just so happens to be "cool, m8". If she doesn't respond, she wasn't interested in talking to you at that time anyway.
If she does respond it will be like "why were you asking?". Which means she may be anticipating OP asking her to hang out, in which am case he can respond by saying he was just checking to see if she was busy and if she wanted to chill.
Congrats, you just learned normie texting 101.
WAT DO
pleasetellmerobotoverlord
>>27679395
You missed my point.
OP is pretending to be interested in his oneitis so she will feel obligated to have sex with him I.e. being the "nice guy".
>>27679702
just say sounds like a party
>>27679702
What do you really want to say to her?
We can work with that.
>>27679624
You're writing shit. You're assuming she likes OP but she doesn't. And she only responded because he kept sending messages. She's just trying to be a bit nice and not so upfront.
I know you think you're some kind of PUA and normie master or whatever, but really, you're just embarrasing. Your tips are shit and I hope no one actually follow them.
Either a girl likes you or not. That is not determined by the choice of your words. Just listen to that, do you really think a girl is like "oh, he said cool, m8, he's suddenly so attractive xDD".
Idiot.
>>27679743
I just want to initiate conversation and be closer really
>>27679624
Cool m8 is a pretty dumb response imo. I agree that he should just follow up by asking to talk/hang at a later date but he can write a sensible response and then leave her be.
>>27679702
Don't send that. Pretending to be "alpha" just makes you look whiny. Say something along the lines of "cool, when are you free"
>>27679750
I'm not assuming anything, you fucking twat. That's why I gave two scenario's.
And I never said or implied saying "cool m8" was going to make the girl feel attracted to him. It's almost as if you have no sense of reading comprehension.
>>27679783
cool m8 is just a empty reply. Depending on her personality, it make work or not. It's up to OP to respond with the equivalent banter in his own dialect.
>>27679845
Testing the water bullshit you're pushing is easy to see through imo. He might as well not respond unless he is direct about why he contacted her in the first place because she is obviously disinterested/busy atm.
She's not interested in talking to you - if she was she would of A) asked you how you were doing and more importantly B) wouldn't of said 'all day'
>>27679892
Please stop responding. We're almost on the samepage with our advice, but you just aren't understanding what I'm trying to say.
>>27679717
do this
moreignilaskj
>>27679941
No, you're just an idiot who doesn't know how to talk to women while trying to convince himself he does.
Life is going to be rough for you, buddy.
>>27679255
/thread FAMALAMAMAAM
? posting link 4 oregano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7Aif5aXlQ
>>27679218
>D O U B L E
>T E X T I N G
lol kys yourself already
there is no hope
kill yoursef faggot
>>27680116
thanks for bumping friendo :^)
>>27680055
>tripfag
I want YOU to shut the fuck up and leave me alone
>>27680093
>kys
gets them every time
>>27680044
You really want to believe that, don't you?
J U S T
U
S
T
Cuck and fuck and kek my shit
>>27680188
You're done, OP.
Just put the phone down.
>>27680188
jesus christ
sdaafa
>>27680180
About as much as you want to believe you don't suck dick at talking to women, friendo
>>27680188
She doesn't want to initiate conversation, OP.
>>27680188
Every message you send she dislikes you more, just stop.
>>27680188
I feel you OP. I don't know how to converse with women without it getting to this point. I think I'm pretty funny and interesting around my close friends, but women are a goddamn mystery. I don't know where the boundaries are and shit like that
>>27679218
you shouldn't say something like this to anyone unless you know each other for a long time.
ask yourself what would you reply if someone you don't give a shit asked you "sup bro?"
I would most likely reply something along the line "not much."
and it's not my fault that I did not gave you anything to converse about.
instead try to say something you did and then ask if she / he had as good / bad day as you.
>>27680188
what's up with desperate fags and their inability to take hints?
>>27680468
I've been her friend since we were both 11
>>27680469
well if every woman you ever met acts like this you come to conclusion that it's normal behavior and you try your best to keep on going.
I personally ever met only one woman that was open and nice to me. she usually initiated conversations as well. also she was fat WoW nerd. but so was I.
>>27680188
Just concede dude, you can tell she's not interested.
>>27680223
I don't understand why you're projecting your social ineptness onto me. I wasn't even being hostile toward you.
>>27680469
Tfw I used to be like this
>>27680669
>>27680380
>>27680244
>>27680262
>>27680215
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY
>>27680567
so either something has changed in your relationship or she is just tired.
if you know her for this long you should be able to tell what's going on.
I personally don't text my long term friends unless I have something to say.
>>27680661
> come to conclusion that it's normal behavior and you try your best to keep on going.
pretty autistic to be like that, to only see other people as failures, and never step to look at yourself.
like the leddit meme goes "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole"
Why not reply with something vaguely amusing, out at least sound like you're amused.
Ask her if she's going to be baking cookies and darning socks with nana, or what
>>27680753
>"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole"
except thats not true
>>27680769
Didn't see the last message before posting that.
Looks like you're done, op.
Try using humour next time
>>27680753
never said they act like assholes or failures. I just said that if every woman in your life did not bothered to reply with something more than few words you might think that actually every single woman tries to play hard to get or ice queen and just expects you to overcome it.
after all we all learn from our experience. and if the only experience is cold and distant behavior you have no reason to think it can work otherwise.
as I said I met one woman that was nice to me and now I know how does it feel when woman cares for you. but not everyone on this board was so lucky.
>>27680855
>Try using humour next time
>implying its his personality thats the problem
its either his social status or appearance
>>27680469
>dunno
He's a pathetic loser, but she's a cunt to.
If you aren't interested in a guy tell them straight up from the get go.
>>27680897
>its either his social status or appearance
OP here, ouch thanks for these new unwanted feels
>>27679272
Goddammit.... these responses remind me of myself a few years ago. These are really fucking weird man. Don't listen to this guy at all.
>>27679218
Why do you even like this girl? Post earlier conversations?
>>27680919
i'm blue, the grill was white
didn't give a shit about her either way so i just tried to kindly get her to take the hint and fuck off. she seemed a bit off, so i didn't just want to write "no" and get a shitstorm or her upset or something
>>27681090
She's been my oneitis for like 5 or 6 years, she recently moved school and she's really great. She's not one of those bitch social media millenials, she's a tomboy, not a bitch, i really like her personality, plus blonde hair blue eyes seig heil
>>27679218
>How am I meant to reply to this?
Pro-tip: you're not
>>27681132
>She's not one of those bitch social media millenials, she's a tomboy, not a bitch
what does any of these things have to do with each other?
>>27681223
I was havin a laff my friendo you got outmeme'd
>>27681132
think about yourself. ask the real question.
>what has she done to make your life better?
if you are the one fueling this relationship just drop it. it's not going to get better.
I know this feel, every day I was trying to make my best to make this one girl like me.
every time she was not replying I was afraid that I said something stupid.
she became my misery and that's where I find out that I don't fucking need her.
I quit and as expected it's few years by now and she never ever sent me message or anything.
Ask her how hot her Gran is out of ten.
>oh hey anon just been at grans all day brought her some soup and candy i sure love my grans
>hfw
>>27680469
So did he meet her?
>>27680469
they're clearly like 13-14 years old in that picture
right?
>>27680922
it depends on how long you've actually known the girl, if she is someone you just met and you havent had enough time initiate a personal connection
she probably has some superficial problem with you, otherwise if you've known her a while and are her beta orbiter its probably more complicated than that. Don't beat yourself up over it
>>27681553
for like 5 mins then went my way
>>27681660
yup, awkward sperging teens
