What is your ideal girlfriend like, anon?
She's a pale white ginger ._.
>>27679098
I have never wanted a girlfriend.
I am not gay I am a giant pervert for women.
However I have never had a crush and have never wanted to talk to a girl.
And I still don't.
Dead six feet under.
True robots don't desire the vaginal Jew.
>>27679098
2 legs 2 arms speaks English.
>>27679098
>No daddy issues and comes from a relatively stable family (parent live with eachother and in contact with siblings).
>No piercings outside the ear area and no tattoo's.
>Not a femminist, marxist or SJW (preferably a Liberal Democrat, but that is almost impossible nowadays).
>Down-to-earth and gets humor (even if it is offensive); not a stick up her ass.
>Atheist.
>Physically attractive to me.
>Not stupid and has or is getting some proper education.
>Not known as the town bicycle (preferably a virgin, but that is almost impossible nowadays)
boop
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>27679098
2D
3D is PD
>>27679322
>not an agent of societal decay
>atheist
Good luck finding hot ice fampai.
>>27679385
Then I suppose I am hot ice.
>>27679415
No boss, you just don't know who you're batting for.
>>27679439
Well it's very simple: No magical skydaddies, freedom and capitalism with a nice touch of pragmatic morality (consequentialistic when I have to, Deontological when I can). This clear up what I am?
>>27679098
>short
>kind
>affectionate
>loyal
>smart
>average looks
>balances me out
>understanding
>patient
>not a whore
>not a liberal or marxist or feminist
>gets fucked up humor
Japanese sexbot with lifelike texture, programmed after a non-homicidal yandere.
>Virgin
>Comes from a stable and somewhat traditional background
>Has aspirations of her own
>wants children
>sweet
>nurturing
>playful but mature
>introverted
>intelligent and well-rounded enough to be considered a partner and companion
S-should I just convert to Mormonism?
>>27679633
that's me but i'm a straight male ;_;
>>27679519
Yeah a useful idiot you cuck.
>>27679098
>Kind
>Loyal
>Smart
>Calm
>Fairly conservative. Maybe not as right wing as me, just as long as she agrees abortion and open borders are bad.
>Likes talking about feelings occassionally.
>Tolerant.
>Likes, and wants to have, children.
>>27679854
what about looks?
I don't watch anime but anime girls would be ideal. Most fiction is created by men and the girls in fiction reflect how girls should be. Girls in reality are so far from ideal it's like they're a different species. My girlfriend is cute, loyal, not degenerate, etc, but I still expected so much more. Before anyone gets mad or calls bait, I'm the kind of guy girls like. My girlfriend is getting the better end of the bargain by far. Then again, maybe the uneven relationship is even. Real girls always date up.
>cute
>Short
>Skinny
>virgin
>doesn't drink, smoke, or do drugs.
>likes casual hangouts and not big parties
>doesn't buy into media bullshit
>loyal
>loves me
>Shares my values and a few hobbies
I don't think it'd asking for much as I pretty much fit all my own preferences.
>>27679098
>loyal
>At least cute enough to give me a stiffy
>Personality that compliments mine
those three things are all you need.
>>27679922
I'm not particularly picky as long as they aren't below a generous average.
But since this is an ideal gf thread then big booty Mediterranean looking. Maybe I should just move to Mexico.
brunette
short
nice butt
don't care about boobs
enjoys doing nothing with me and doesn't make me feel bad for not being some exciting fun source of entertainment
that's it.
>>27679800
That doesn't even make sense.
/original comment
>kind
>works or had a job / understand the value of money
>Sees me as a equal
>loves me
>smart
>Makes my wee wee feel funny
>Now a whore but willing to do things in bed of pure love sake
>Not entitled to shit
>normal weight
>Girly
>Not awfull parents
>wants to have a career / has not much free time
>>27679730
A lot off Mormons aren't as intelligent as made it to be and come from whore backgrounds even though it's frowned upon but not a bad choice
>>27680109
See, I know they have their issues, but I've met quite a few of them, and they seem to, for the most part, be good, moral people.
The belief system is a little crazy though, which is why I'm holding off.
She likes romance anime, my shitty taste in vidya, likes dank memes, and has my taste in music.
She should also have a cool hobby she can share with me.
>>27680201
Honestly Mormonism makes way more sense than regular Christianity.
It just seems weird because regular Christianity has become so ubiquitous that you just don't question it.
>cute face
>loyal and monogamous
>not fat, not skelly
>unaffected by SJW/LGBT shit
Minimum above
>black long hair
>dark sense of humor
>first everything experienced together
>helps me get out of slump
>kind
>needy but gives me alone time to unwind sometimes
>aside from ed/work doesn't go outside much
>fine with me not entertaining her 24/7
>doesn't want children too early because we want to spend a lot of time dedicated to us
>fine with light choking during sex
>will take initiative to try something new or agree with my suggestions at least once
>finished high school with proper grades
>agnostic without spiritual horseshit(skeptical viewpoint is fine since I possibility experienced a ghost phenomenon)
>fine without life of luxury or hugeass marriage ceremony
>honest with me
>open about issues and seeking to fix them instead of wasting my time
>aesthetic body (a bit smaller than avg frame if flat etc)
I would like to travel places with such a girl since I have never left this country and it would be fun
>>27679098
I don't have one, gave up on that prospect when I got a anally devastating rejection from my crush in HS, now I just focus on uni/job/friends, don't even dream of it anymore, seems so unrealistic now.
>likes anime and manga
>is funny
>is sweet and kind
>is selfless
>doesn't wear makeup often
>has never been kissed before
> ideal gf
You are asking something I cannot even grasp. It is pointless to even think about something so absurd. It takes two to make a couple, and when you are a reject that's never been wanted by anyone, asking to describe an ideal gf is like asking a starving african which kind of caviar they like.
> tldr
> REEEEEEEEE
>>27679098
>not fat
>white skinned
.. is practically all that is needed to not be repulsive to my brain
other than that, loyalty is important, and being atleast half interesting is a nice bonus.
intelligent
not crazy
tall
average attractiveness
has her own life
a sexually attractive person who enjoys what i enjoy and they care about me, pretty standard.
>tall
>stronger then me (not hard to do)
>shares an autistic interest with me, (motorcycles, computers, road trips....)
>more dominant, at least sexually
>loves cuddling, and booze
>>27679098
After going through a couple of 'could be have beens' and one short relationship, i can safel say, that either I am a retard that loses interest in women after a couple of weeks or that I have not yet found the right one.
I am actually just looking for some girl that would also be nice person to hang out with. I've never been terribly in love, only really attracted to my ex.
tan manic cute pixie tomboy with short hair who is enjoyable to talk to
Skinny
Does a lot of drugs but isn't dependant on anything
High libido
Shares some kinks with me
Likes holding hands a lot
Very affectionate
Does some form of art and is talented
Reads a lot of books
Loves me
>5'6" around there (I'm like 5'10" so near manlet)
>interested in history/ancient history
>redhead/ginger
>big, green eyes
>skinny
>part of the itty bitty titty committee
>has dreams of her own
>likes me for who i am
>like 7/10
>slighty social, not too much
>doesn't like big parties
>>27679098
Catholic
Feminine
Devout
Loyal
>>27679519
Atheists are subversive to civilization
>>27680342
Yeah senpai. That's why I posted
>2 arms 2 legs speaks English.
SO FUCKING THIRSTY. FUCK.
Cute, honest, loyal and loving.
Any size, any weight (I have a thing for chubbies).
Oh and she needs to keep her vagoo clean because I love eating out.
>>27680999
I'm not a woman hater but what the hell man. Are you intentionally looking for a stuck up bitch that will only let fuck her to get kids?
>Tall
>Slender
>Pale
>Black hair
>Tittymonster or DFC it's all good
>Midly autistic
>Not a group mentality drone
>Genuine interest in a scientific fields
>Shares at least one of my hobbies
>Has only been in long term relationships, not interested in hookup culture
>>27681166
Zero interest in hedonists
>>27679098
>friendly, positive
>unironically loves me
>has a sense of humour
>somewhat attractive
>not an SJW
>bf never posts about you in these sorts of threads even though you always describe in ideal bf threads
kill me
>>27681243
Fuck off attention whore normies
Just get out
>>27681243
fuck off, cunt stop shitting up this place
>>27679098
>enjoys my humor
>enjoys my bullshit and banter
>has their own aspirations
>puts up with my hobbies (car/motorcyclefag)
>slight-chub to petite
>not a basic bitch, has a real personality
>preferably no dog, chicks always will love them more than you
>>27680018
>Sees me as a equal
Cuck
>>27679098
She has to have a pussy.
That's is it.
The problem with some guys is that even knowing they are ugly as Fuck they wanna get a princess as a girlfriend, this isn't a fucking fairy tale.
Just get what you can , may be if you're lucky that ugly girl could have a hot body.
>smaller than me or my height
>highly intelligent, capable of accomplishing a lot when motivated
>>knowledge specified in a STEM field
>good cook
>compatible with my degeneracy
>>mommydom, impregnation, pee, anal stuff, powerplay
>very sexy body, very developed hips and nice full breasts, perfect puffy vulva
>always lots to talk about or do, overlapping interest and patience for where they don't overlap
>slightly possessive, hopefully not too jealous that it causes her stress but enough to be territorial and want to make me feel like I'm hers
And some other stuff I'm really tired for some reason I want to write more but I'm nodding off in my chairoh wait
>>27682779
>She has to have a pussy.
Transphobic much?
I want a pretty girl.
Who is also nice.
Good looking 90s goth but without the awful personality that usually came with the package.
>>27679519
the fact that being an atheist is top of your list shows how toxic you are, don't you have any religious friends? i do and they're nice people, we simply disagree on religion.
>>27679098
5 years ago
>nice woman
2 years ago
>woman
Today
>woman?
>>27680257
>first everything experienced together
>aside from ed/work doesn't go outside much
>fine with me not entertaining her 24/7
>I would like to travel places with such a girl since I have never left this country and it would be fun
you cant even buy this girl my boy
>>27679098
The one that left me.
>mfw my depression, insecurities and paranoia would stop me from enjoying an "ideal" gf
>>27679519
This nigga gets it. Everyone else is just tryin to b8 or is a retard
>>27679098
>Smart
>Funny
>Able to tolerate me
I don't have a preference on looks.
I'm friends with a girl that satisfies those requirements, unfortunately, due to her Dad being a dick while she was growing up, she doesn't date/trust men when it comes to relationships. She does constantly flirt with her lonely guy friendslike me.
She's coming around to watch movies this weekend (it was meant to be 3 of us but the other person bailed and she said she wanted to come). Not sure if I should make a move.
>>27679098
>white
>blue-gray eyes
>light brown hair
>5'3
>perky tits and ass
>kinda looks like young Bilinda Butcher
The best thing is she actually exists.
>>27684477
Try for it mate, sounds like the perfect opportunity. Hope it goes well.
>>27684559
>5'3
manlet detected
le originaldo comentaldo
>>27684559
Good taste my man
Robo
>>27684735
Is 6'1 considered manlet now?
Unfortunately now she would be too young for me. It's over.
>>27684755
Thanks bud, nice dubs
>>27684732
>positive person on r9k
That's weirdThank you though
ideally below 5 feet, very naive, lacks self-confidence, will be subservient, french name is a plus
long, straight black hair to her feet
pale skin
NEET/Hikki
vegetarian
ectomorph
oval face
truweeb
big, brown eyes
virgin, zero relationship experience
4'10
This does not exist.
>>27679098
>white
>catholic
>not a whore
On paper I'm pretty easy to please.
>>27685696
You want the monster from the grudge?
>>27679098
A nice human being who genuinely cares about me. Unfortunately that is an unreachable goal.
>>27685224
This minus the french name and plus very pale & redhead/blonde.
The one in the middle...
Too bad i'll never find somoene like her...
white or mexican
goofy
into music and literature
libertarian socialist
not a hatemongering sjw
cute
>Human female (born as female)
>Chubby, but not too fat
>Likes anime, mangas or programming
>At least 21 years old, but not older than 27
>No kids
There, my standards aren't even that high.
The ideal woman must not be fat, disfigured, or handicapped. She must also be a virgin. Otherwise, don't really care.
2D
Acts nothing like a woman
>is a girl
>at least kind of likes me
Some people would say my standards are too low; I would argue there's no point to narrowing down a pool of zero people.
>>27681189
Good luck with that little brother.
>>27687126
What the
Why'd you remove me?
This girl
Visually, she is perfection
>>27679098
Myself, either a clone or an alternate reality counterpart. Or maybe my best friend as a girl?
>>27685807
the one in the right looks ten times more qt material
