Am I the only person on this board that has a semi-functioning long term relationship with a women that I think is a 10 but people might consider her anywhere from 8-10/10?
She's loyal, she cooks for me, cleans after me and usually pays for all of my stuff and tells me she loves me every day. She moved over seas to live with me.
>inb4 normie
I'm not a normie. I'm 23, I have a heap of mental health issues, 5ft 10', no job, didn't finish grade 10, anti-social as fuck, have pretty much no friends. I play games all day until she complains enough for me to actually go outside and do something with her. I am literally a neet with no future.
Again, am I the only person here that actually has at least one thing going for me?
C'mon robots, what do you have going for you? There has to be something.
>overseas
Your 4/10 Asian indentured servant gf isn't a 10 soz
I'm in a similar situation. I work but my wife makes most of the money. I just hang out at home all day and do enough chores to not irritate her and she pays
>>27679083
She's from Switzerland.
She has heaps of neetbux and wants nothing in return except my attention.
>>27679123
Just a couple of questions if that's cool.
What do you do?
Are you happy with your situation?
Do you consider yourself a robot?
Why do you visit this board?
I can take some pics if you guys want. Request what you want and I'll see what I can do.
Here's a sample
>>27679175
I've heard those people in Northern Europe want to desperately get out.
The snow and ice drives them crazy so they want a visa to a warmer climate.
Soz to break your balls man.
>>27679423
Post again, but with OP's hand holding the card.
>>27679495
She fucking hates the heat here. In summer she gets heatstroke every single time.
She could have gone with anyone else, but she chose me.
8 years now.
Don't worry, they aren't broke my mang.
>>27679526
She's in bed now. I just took a heap of pictures telling her "I need you to hold this sign while I take some nudes of you so I can impress strangers on the internet" it worked well.
I have a heap of them. What are you into?
>>27679618
something with you and her in the pic.
>>27679643
I ain't showing my face nigga. Why do you want that?
I do have a picture with my fingers in her mouth... or my squeezing a nip. Will that do?
>>27679054
>I'm not a normie.
you're a normie
>>27679054
my bitch is pretty mint OP
>>27679823
oopsiepoopsie
literally the basic criteria for being a robot is never having a romantic partner
>>27679801
I'm a neet. I have no confidence and have crippling insecurities.
I'm clinically depressed, have an anxiety disorder and I'm probably either autistic or have borderline personality disorder.
>>27679823
Fuck yeah.
Why do you visit this board? Do you feel like you're a normie or a robot?
>>27679054
I dream of living in your shoes dude.
I dream of it.
Unfortunately i'm going to die alone and childless because reality doesn't want me to date anyone. My romantic existence is a bit like that shitty movie with dane cook where every girl he falls for gets married to someone elseexcept no voodoo magic goth cunt is chi-blocking me
Camwhoring threads go in >>>/soc/
The rules are in the first thread on this board.
>>27679899
>I'm a neet. I have no confidence and have crippling insecurities.
>I'm clinically depressed, have an anxiety disorder and I'm probably either autistic or have borderline personality disorder.
and you have a girlfriend
you are a normie
>>27679890
That can't be the ONLY reason why someone is a robot... there has to be more than that. I fit every other criteria except that one.
>>27679927
why do you want to be a robot so bad you fucking idiot? it's not a title of pride. fuck you people and your desperate pleas to fit in. everyone wants to be king of shit mountain.
>>27679870
Fucking nice work.
How long have you guys been together?
>>27679902
Don't say shit like that. It's bullshit. Seriously, I'm a piece of shit. I'm a horrible person with a shitty personality. I have no value. I and a parasite and I think the world would benefit with my death... but:
If I can get someone to love me and to love her back, ANYONE can. As long as you're not a woman hating "nice guy" and just try, you'll get someone. I promise.
You will not die alone.
>>27680010
>just try
Oh, is that all?
>>27679899
to troll. im a famous namefag from /o/ who came here becausr of a cross linked car thread and found the pastures green and ripe for trolling
>>27679924
That doesn't make me a normie though.
>>27679962
I don't want to. I'm just saying it how it is. I might not be a robot, but I'm sure as shit not a normie.
Man, no wonder you're alone if something like this gets you so hostile. Stop assuming I want to be a robot, or "king of shit mountain" I don't.
I just wanted to share some positivity and some nudes. Calm you farm.
>>27679423
>that
>10/10
I dont even see her whole face and I can tell shes not 10. Just the mouth and headshape is enough.
I'd say shes a 6, maybe everything else is perfect but still, she cant be 10 with what i see.
>>27680077
>That doesn't make me a normie though.
it does
someone loves you and chose you over everyone else, you are a normie
>>27680010
a year now, but she had a crush on me for a year or two prior but was waiting for me to split with my ex
>>27679906
I'm not camwhoring though.
I thought I'd share some pictures while I have a discussion. I don't have to share anything, but I still want to have a discussion.
>>27680049
Honestly, yeah. If you don't appear to be a piece of shit and try to get a supermodel, you'll succeed. The problem is that no one ever seems to fucking try on this website. They cry and scream about things are so shitty for them but never actually do anything. They expect some magical thing to happen to them and fix their lives. Or for some woman to try to start something with them, but that's not how it works. YOU have to be the one to do everything.
>>27680074
Kek, that's a pretty fucking good reason.
I come here to try to make some of the ones that aren't too far gone a little more positive and actually do something to fix their lives. Not out of some moral thing, but because it's fun. Makes me feel high and mighty.
>>27679054
3 questions
How did you meet her?
What does she do for a living?
Come on, is she a cam whore? I won't judge. Does she do some other grey leveled prostitution?
>>27680119
That's your opinion, and I respect it.
What other people find a 10, some people think are hideous.
When she's wearing makeup, she's fucking fine as fuck.
>>27680122
Is there any other criteria?
Fair enough. If I'm a normie, I'll respect that.
Still, I want to try to help at least someone feel better about their life and get them to try to do something about it.
>>27680125
That's awesome as!
What happened with your ex?
>>27680167
Why do I have to be the one to do everything pls
>>27680230
she bailed on our six year relationship because the police raided her house a few times and she got scared and selfish.
name of the game when you date a G
>>27680187
I met her on youtube. She visited me every 6 months for about 6 years.
Last year she moved over and we've been living together ever since.
She's got a bachelor in nursing. She's currently waiting to be accepted to start working. But she has money in the bank which we live off comfortably.
Nah she's not. I've only once posted her nudes and it took fucking ages to talk her into it.
I did it today telling her that I'll get people interested in her so we can start fucking on cam for money. I really just wanted her nudes to share on r9k and b.
I'll let people see her get fucked, and I'll share her nudes but I wont ever show our faces and I wont let her fuck anyone else.
>>27680338
Ahhh come on answer my questions.
>>27680187
She's a cam whore isn't she?
>>27680338
>> the police raided her house a few times
why would the police raid her house? drug dealer?
>>27680338
Fuck, that's intense. Being raided is the worst.
What was she selling?
Don't you get paranoid posting her face?
>>27680378
im not OP, but my roommate at the end of highschool was obsessed with trying to date her (she was a lesbian at the time) and was always inviting her over to my house with her gf to kick it, then a few years ago i bumped into her at a store she manages
>>27680430
those were the DEA's allegations
>>27680237
Wwhat do you mean.?
>>27680446
my ex wasn't selling anything. and that is the face of my current girl not my ex
im not concerned about showing her face, the local yokels have more to fear from me than me from them
>>27680596
Then fuck those raiding cunts. Was she just suspected?
Maybe I'm a coward then. I just... I dunno, I'd hate for people to find out her name and shit. It'd be hard, but still.
>>27680679
no i was the one suspected. they kept raiding my houses, businesses, and storage units unsuccessfully after their first four cases were dismissed so they moved on to anyone else's house i stayed at or paid bills for
i guess i dont care if people find out who she is, i own her, theyre left just to fantasize
>>27680077
No a lot of robots like to accept this, but I believe that you are in "normalfag-limbo"
You aren't degenerate enough to be a robot, you aren't pure enough to be a Chad, and certainly, you aren't normal enough to be a failed normie.
I would call you a "pseudo-bot"
Though I doubt that many will agree that such a creature can exist...
if you have a girlfriend?m, you have social skills and you know how to act in a social setting and capable of getting pussy. You're a normie. Maybe a failed one with all your bullshit you're talking about but still once you get the gf you surpassed normie.
>>27680338
get out of here motherfucker, r9k is not for normal people like you, fuck you and fuck your whole family and generation, also fuck your girlfriend, i hope both of you die.
faggot
>>27680538
Why does things not just magically happen to me?
>>27680774
Ohhh okay, my bad.
Were you actually dealing? Why did they suspect this?
That's fucked up that they'd continue to do that after they found nothing.
>>27680882
Okay yeah fair enough. That makes sense.
Oh, I'm definately a degenerate though. I treat everyone around me like shit. They're just tools to me and I'm manipulative and lie constantly.
But again, thanks for clearing that up. It makes more sense.
>>27680916
I didn't meet her IRL at first though.
I kinda know how to act in social situations, but it doesn't come naturally, I just see what everyone else is doing. I have a different personality depending on the person I'm with.
Maybe I am a normie... but that doesn't feel right. I think the guy above you said it pretty well.
I definitely wouldn't be considered a robot by all the virgins here. Sorry guys.
>>27681054
I get you.
Because nothing happens if you don't make it happen.
Just put in a little effort like me, I didn't have to do shit except chat someone up.
But males have to be the one that approach the women. That's just the way it is unfortunately. It's slowly changing, but still...
>>27681095
:^)
i would only involve myself in the black market if something truly beneficial to society was being prohibited for duplicitous reasons.
>>27680010
>If I can get someone to love me and to love her back, ANYONE can
Shut the fuck up
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
I fucking DESPISE people like you.
You are literally THE worst posters on this baord
>>27680774
But aren't you worried that someone will figure out who your current gf is and her reputation would be dumb slut because of these pics? Not to mention future jobs... Her face is very clear in the pictures you posted
>>27681220
I get ya, buddy.
I just fucking wish there was more people like that in my area.
>>27681306
There probably are and you just don't know them
>>27681286
Why are you so hostile?
Because I don't wallow in self pity like you?
I guess you're just too far gone.
I forgive you. I feel sorry for you.
>>27681341
True. Too bad I'm too fucking awkward and probably autistic to approach anyone.
I know they want to sell it more than I want it, but it's hard to find them when you don't leave the house lol
I met a cool anon whose still talking to me despite me sperging out. They could tell I was trying too hard and told me they wanted to get to know the real me not just another meme.
I still have trouble not being overly sarcastic or expecting others to understand my really far fetched and stupid jokes, but she's cool enough to get it so far. Hopefully we do get to know each other and become decent friends.
I stopped doing this with another friend of mine and he's liking it so far too, but he's just like me. I don't know man. When you've been alone for literally your entire life, made to feel alone, surrounded by a fake family, fake friends, a personality others built, when you're pressured and forced into being something your not you kind of have an identity crisis. Parents are still trying to live through me. I don't want to be a doctor or some big medical researcher, I might consider med tech.
Funny, she said she was needy. Now that I think about it, I'm the needy one. A really dumb needy kid. In the end, I don't think anyone really gets used to being alone, because no matter what you're going to see others who aren't alone, and you'll see them having a good time, and you'll want that. By nature, you'll want that. Maybe it gets easier to be alone as time passes on, but I think if I keep fucking up, I'll just go back to Luthier school and make instruments on a small piece of land until I die. I'm by no means rich so this is a last resort as well.
And thats it OP.
>>27681298
>future jobs
being my ho is her future job. it pays better than whatever youre thinking of.
why should she be embarrassed? you dont think your mom touches your dad's cock sometimes?
>>27681832
What if you want a younger, better looking girl in the future or you break up for another reason? It seems short sighted of her not to care about NSFW pics of her face being online.
>>27680774
Do you miss you ex? It must have been a meaningful relationship if it was six years.
>>27681890
I'm sure he knows what he's doing.
The chances of anyone ever recognising her in this thread, or even in this site is so slim.
Even if he posted them constantly, or someone else did.
>>27681921
i miss her as a friend/companion since we knew each other since we were 9 and 11 but the new gf has shown me that my old gf was meh in bed and generally didnt know how to be affectonate or romantic
>>27682066
Not really, people save images from 4cban for reuploading to porn sites all the time.
>>27679423
Fucking lol. 5/10 at best and that's being generous.
>>27682429
Probably only really good, clear quality pictures though.
Do you have links to any of these sites?
