>people on this board unironically want a gf
like why...
True, boys are so much better :3
>cuddling is great
>sex is great
Did I mention holding a girl is one of the greatest feelings ever? So squishy and soft everywhere.
Watching her face as you enter her.
So fucking cute.
Inb4 "she's just in it for money" "she'll fuck chad" "she's a used up whore"
>I'm a poor college student
>she's really shy
>she's a virgin
>>27678311
I already have one.
I don't know why I'm here
>>27678375
the long term disadvantages outweight the short meaningless benefits
>>27678580
That's why you pump and dump.
I broke 5 hymens in high school, and fucked 15 girls.
Break their seal and they will forever be defiled by you. You can even make it a game with your friends to see if you can de-virgin all the hot girls before summer.
Ah, high school. That was only two years ago. What have I become?
>>27678311
Because I enjoy companionship and the challenge of being intimate with another person. Also because sex feels good and feels better when I've gotten use to the pussy
>implying I could even manage having a gf
Nigga I'm drunk all the time, I ain't got the time or the emotional capacity to deal with someone elses drama.
>>27678668
You need to fucking leave now.
Normies GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27678668
>look i can lie on the internet
Cute impession of how you think high school alphas live tho
>>27678375
This is bullshit
Chocolates great
porn is great
anime is great
video games is great
hentai is great
tv is great
books are great
All better than touching a human being. Ew,I don't understand why people would lower themselves to settle with a girl who is lower than an 8. I either get a model girlfriend who is rich or I don't participate in this screwed corrupt system. I no longer have to dream to fill in the gap of lonliness. I realised love is false. You don't need love. I no longer get lonely.
This is how you live
>>27678668
>I broke 5 hymens
>>27678851
>chocolate is great
nope
>porn is great
You would rather watch some faggot pump a hot chick than do it yourself?
Okay you're actually a cuck
>anime is great
Anime is garbage and you're just too stupid or lazy to quit watching
>video games are* great
Social interactions and real adventures are superior
>hentai is great
You're just deluded
>tv is great
Yeah I love sitting around like a fucking spineless retard
>books are great
I'll give you that one
tl;dr
>I'm a manchild who refuses to develop emotionally because I have autism
>>27678757
Nah, ever since I discovered the Xbox One, I'm not as social as I used to be.
I fit right in here
>>27678580
Such as?
You're assuming everyone gets divorced and cucked, which is in no way realistic.
When I got my gf my lifestyle changed only 15%.
Now instead of sitting around on the internet for 2 hours I go hang out with her.
>I don't spend absurd amounts of money on her
>I don't cancel my lifting or studying
>I still hang out with other friends constantly
>get free sex
>have a loving relationship
Read this you might learn something:
"Driven by hunger, a fox tried to reach some grapes hanging high on the vine but was unable to, although he leaped with all his strength. As he went away, the fox remarked 'Oh, you aren't even ripe yet! I don't need any sour grapes.' People who speak disparagingly of things that they cannot attain would do well to apply this story to themselves."
>>27679037
You need to be gassed.
>>27679079
>le fox and the grapes
its a flawed story because it implies that the grapes are the only food in the forest. the grapes arent worth the trouble if there are other fruit in the forest that are more easily available.
I'm not saying all girls are shit, but just because you're like the 5% who got lucky doesn't justify the bullshit it would take for most of us to get those grapes when there are apples and oranges everywhere.
>>27679239
fair enough
I found that through improving my own quality of life women took more interest in me.
Why would you want to date a complete loser shut in with no talent?
I pin most of the complaints of /r9k/ on a lack of social skills. Mine were shit, but I took steps to improve them rather than be fucking miserable my whole life.
