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bad teeth
not much money (just enough to pay a rent and eat), no material stuff i'm proud of, no car, and no smartphone
a bit anxious about going out and meeting new people
big gamer

>134
>"successful"

shit test
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>>27677726
>friends
>job
>not KHV
>lives on his own
>no mental illness

How exactly are you not successful? I say to all of those points.
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>>27677914
Me again. This is how a robot's result would be like.
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>>27677726
>have all the social stuff
>be on r9k
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>>27678175
This(Fuck the originality)
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have you the clear thingy?
deleted my old one
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>>27677726
>66
Fuck, not even a normie?
But I have a job and a girlfriend!
I don't do drugs!

Not depressed, either
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>78
At least I'm attractive
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>>27677726
27, my life is literally and unironically a shitty r9k meme...

my only question is: how can people get grand wizard score? what are they like? what are they doing every day?
is there anyone who is (without cheating and edgyness) a grand wizard ?
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>>27677726
You scored higher on the social category than I did on the entire test. And I have a decent job
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>>27677914
how basic well being and autonomy is top tier?
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>>27678175
you are being delusional about the "social stuff".
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Can we get some more tests up in this bitch?
I love tests!
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normies get out here
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>>27678984
>socialse everyday
>multiple past relationships
>several friends
thats normie max
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>23
>Just let me end it already
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>>27677726
56
I'm 23 there is no hope is there
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>>27679129
normie, yes
successful, no

The test is shit because it's based on robots assumptions of what is success, what is a social life, etc. But those assumptions are themselves based on normie's perspective, they even are some over-simplification of it.

It measures things on a very linear scale, achievements being having "a big list of contacts", "not being a virgin", and "being fit". That is ridiculous.
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>>27678257
OP here
that's funny
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I got 77 I think

So "Cyborg" exactly where I feel like i'm at in life. Too normie for robots, too robot for normies. F U C K M E
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>>27679531
>degree
>lives independently
>moves forward with his life
>6 feet tall
>attractive
>dress like a normal
>content most of the time
>productive hobbies
>good sleep patterns
>large amount of friends

>not successful

Yes you might not be a male model and president of a small european country but in no way are you a robot or an outcast.
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>>27678257
the clear test
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>>27677726
>102
Guess I don't belong here, bye everyone
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>>27679644
well you're not saying anything different than i do.
i'm only successful by biased normie standards.
i didn't claim any robot status.
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>>27677726
Got 90

Not autistic enough to be accepted here but not normal enough to succeed, I want to die.
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>>27677726
physical: 10
+3 at least 6'0
+1 no smoking addiction
+1 dont smoke weed
+1 no alcohol addiction
+2 no addiction to any other drugs
+2 shower regularly
mental: 9
+3 no significant autism
+2 feel love for family
+1 no wild changes in emotion
+3 not a pedo
social: 2
+2 have a good relationship with family
accomplishment: 0
bonus: 6
+2 have little interest in anime
+1 no criminal record
+3 dont consume hentai

total: 27
i am a wizard apprentice
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>>27678589
im at 27 too here:
>>27680381
i might try for grand wizard score, just need to take up smoking, drugs, alcohol, stop showering, make my family hate me, watch anime and fap to loli hentai
easy enough
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>>27677726
148 but you guys want believe me haha

Why do I have to have a Pet? Why can't I like table top gaming??
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50..that's a little bit sad, I used to get around 65 a few months ago.
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>>27681609
61 total

Physical: 14
>Healthy weight
>Decent diet
>Not deformed
>No smoke
>No weed
>No other drugs
>Good hygiene
>Shower
Mental: 6
>No autism
>Clean conscience
>No gore
Social: 26
>Had one partner
>Not virgin
>Kissed
>Held hands
>In relationship
>Have at least one friend
>Have a few actually
>Socialize with said friends a couple times a week
Accomplishment: 9
>In education
>Space is clean
>Have pet
>Attending college (redundant?)
Bonus: 8
>>Anime
>>Tabletops
>Been texted (redundant?)
>>>ANIME
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>>27682013
Fuck, that's 63. I'm taking two points off because I'm retarded apparently.
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>>27677726
Get the fuck off this board you filthy normie.

Also, I got 79. I always knew I was a cyborg.
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>>27677726

80 points, just made it into cyborg bracket. Which i'd say sums me up fairly ok
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