Who here can't decide between /delusion/ or /optimism/
I keep posting here looking for that fembot from Alaska I met a while ago. I'm absolutely certain that very soon she'll see one of these posts and we'll fall in love and get married and have a family together.
And then every once in a while it seems a little crazy to think that, but if I don't hold some kind of hope, what's stopping me for shooting myself in the fucking face?
You know where to find me Ash.
>>27677565
jesus anon get it together
fucking hell this is hilarious
>>27677565
Don't go for "Fembots". Fell for one I met back in like 2013 because she liked me. Big mistake.
>>27677619
I will post this thread every day until she sees it.
>>27677565
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>>27677673
That's right op persevereit's still funny as hell
If you really wanted to you could actually find her yourself, how many people that live in fucking alaska are called ashley ??
or what ever her name is.
But since this is not the movies, and it's real life that's creepy as fuck
>>27677777
QUINT SEVENS CONFIRM
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED AND RAISING A FAMILY TOGETHER
THANK YOU BASED ANON
i mean look at this info
you can narrow it down to 39k women between 20 24
and even more if you know her race
Come on op where is your love for this bitch?
Go out there and find her
http://www.infoplease.com/us/census/data/alaska/demographic.html
>>27677565
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>>27677921
just for curiosity have you has this fembot showed any interest in you??
Are you this desperate?
>>27677956
Yes. She randomly stopped skyping me because she thought I hated her because I stopped responding after falling asleep on her one night. She was very neurotic, but other than that, we got along great.
>>27678067
fucking hell op
Why do you want to walk into a trap like this?
What kind of stupid motivation is that.
jesus you are a fucking cuck in the making wake up
>>27678096
don't talk about my future fiance like that you fucking punk
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>>27678159
she's a biggurl she can take it
>>27678259
i just want to hold her hand anon
>>27678378
meh it's probably cold like her heart
>>27678395
No, she was beautiful. She was so warm and sweet, she just had a few problems, but who doesn't?
good luck anon
i hope you find your qt
>>27678428
yeah if you are definitely in a state of delusion.
I'm really sorry for you anon.
>>27678471
How do you figure?
>>27678446
Thanks anon.
>>27678510
>she shows small interest in you
>stops replying for a stupidly futile and totally reasonable action
She just got bored of you anon, you are what is known as emotional tampon, women do this, they seek validation and attention from time to time, and sometimes from a different male that isn't their partnerif they are in a relationship
You have been used and tossed away, like the tampon she uses inside her wet hole.
that's what happened.
If you try to deny that and use the fact she is neurotic then go ahead i'm not stopping you, but i'm more keen with my theory since it's been shown to happen more often than not.
Wake the fuck up, she doesn't care, what you are doing know it's the weakest shit ever shows just how desperate and beta you are.
Please op for your own good, forget about the cunt and move on
>>27678602
No, we're going to get married and have children.
>>27678629
How can you be so blind is beyond comprehension
Made me laugh really hard no 1 kek
>>27678649
On the contrary, it is you who is blind. You don't know what love is.
>>27678712
it's a rationalization that we as humans have created to raise children and to keep them from harm.
You only want to be with this alaskan bear so that you can procreate, that's a normal biological response.
Love is a social mechanism for that to happen, you need some sort of explanation as to why you want to stick your wand into her wet stone, and since the whole animal kingdom is rape and since rape is bad for humans because it causes mental scars and severe issues, we use a series of hoops that we have to jump through in order to prove we are not raping that person, and that we are stable and well adjusted, so that finally the female opens her legs and allows you to plant a seed, and fulfill your subconscious need to procreate and keep the species alive
>>27678806
She's not a bear. If she were an animal, I imagine she'd look like Judy Hopps from Zootopia.
Also, that's not what love is. Love is me posting this every single day until I find her.
>>27678873
no that's called delusion
>>27678924
no you are wrong and don't understand anything
>>27679001
i wish i could feel for you i really do, but you are literally too dumb to be insulted
>>27679052
>tfw i prove this anon wrong and qt alaska girl and I get married and have children
>>27677565
This is really really sad. She just doesn't like you. And she's probably not worth it.
>fembot
>>27679110
>tfw you keep to yourself your entire life trying to find a girl who doesn't want you until the day you shoot yourself in the face.
I'm serious you need to move on
>>27679313
Are you implying we're not going to get married and start a family? Nice try faggot
this is not me anon >>27679313
>>27679361
Just so we are clear
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>>27678873
You're both pathetic
>>27679582
You are as pathetic as me and op, you took the time to click on the thread read it and reply by picking specific parts of the conversation
Cheers anon
>>27679582
>pathetic
>going to get married and have children
moron
>>27679680
Op i get it it's a joke but don't you think the getting married having kids thing is a little bit pushing it?
I mean, that's not what girls want to hear.
>>27679716
It is if we're in love. It's not a joke.
>>27679757
oh i see, you are not delusional you are totally insane
Did she confessed her love to you?
Did she said anything about kids?
Do you even know the king of economical burden a kid is?you are on a siberian rollerskating bazar so i assume not
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>king
not kind
fucking hell this chocolate is getting to me
>>27679814
It's been unspoken thus far but I can tell.
>>27679865
oh, oh you can tell she wants kids and she loves you enough to want your beta ass sperm to inseminate her
what if i planted this image of her getting fucked by a superior male than you?
and he is her boyfriend, and that's the reason she isn't responding is because she is getting fucked 24/7 non stop
She is getting ass rammed right now
How do you feel about that?
And let's hypothetically assume that happens, and she comes back to you and you KNEW , would you still lover her?
Wait for it123KEK
>>27679957
She doesn't have a boyfriend and she's a virgin. I'm going to be her first and she's going to be my first.
>>27680015
As long as you can convince yourself of that it's all good
Have fun
>>27680139
It's okay, you're jealous. Not trying to pick a fight, it's just that I know what it's like to be in your position. You'll find someone too anon, just give it time.
>>27680181
top fucking kek
you poor devil are in for a treat
>>27680222
You bet your fucking ass I am, virgin pussy and happy married life await.
>>27680285
poor poor soul, may life have mercy on you
because when reality hits , it hits hard
>>27680339
>reality
>implying this isn't it
You're in for a rood awakening m8. Sometimes things like this actually happen
>>27680464
>She hasn't openly said i love you
>she stopped replying
>she hasn't told you anything about kids
You are imagining a future with someone that isn't even talking to you anymore, and you think that by making these threads you are somehow gonna get her back, it's absolutely pathetic, i'm just bumping it because i'm bored.
