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Would anybody else pay good money to see Eggy get BLACKED?
Does he still have a gf?
Did eggy get the roommate?
>>27677297
Would pay so much $$$ to see that happen.
Makes my cock hard just thinking about the eggmans ridiculously twink frame getting rammed by 12' BBC.
>eggman still pretending to not be a normie
When will this meme end?
sage
>>27677387
i think he's pretty tall senpai, not a twink
>not dropping that attention whoring buttugly faggot after he promised to kill himself and didn't deliver
How can someone lose at the genetic lottery this hard. I do not understand. Even if his entire family tree before him was cursed by every witch from every culture it still couldn't produce someone like him.
>>27677405
>being this butthurt that somebody decide not to an hero
Fuck off, underage
>>27677297
i saw this ugly guy or reposts of him on /b/ anyone got a name i can look up on ED?
>>27677452
>being this obsessed with some ugly faggot on an "anonymous" imageboard
Don't fuck off and stay here forever
EGGYS RANDOM SNAPS XD
HES FUNNY
HAVE A GREAT DAY XD
>>27677452
>calling people underaged
>telling people to fuck off
>when you're a shill for some cut-rate e-celeb trying to make bank off 4chan upvotes
kys
>>27677345
No. Still waiting for the video about him whining about it.
Imagine the feel he must get after he snaps a pic and looks at his ugly mug
It's a miracle he's still alive today
>>27677422
Eggy hasn't lost that hard, I'm sure there's plenty here much worse off than him.
Other than his unfortunate facial features, he's solid. 6'+, strong build, educated with parents that paid for his college, and most importantly charismatic and able to talk to anyone.
Nearly all the difficulty in his life is self-inflicted because he's obsessed with being 'normal'. He absolutely does not have to be working 1000 hours or whatever he says he is.
WAKEY ME UPcan't wake up
what's eggmans snap?
>>27678233thenewformula
originalkek
>>27677297
theres nothing wrong with egg, he just looks fucking beat down. like he's really fucking tired. i mean, he spends 80hrs wagecucking right, but he just looks so fucking tired.
Lol one of these days he really will shoot up a college
>>27678307
3 hours of sleep a night will do that to you.
I legitimately feel bad for the guy. What he's doing to himself is fucking criminal
>>27677742
Did he actually look like that now? It's a retarded Peter Dinklage
Did Eggy go to university? If so, why isn't he doing something with his degree? Why does he wagecuck himself so hard?Is this what all mid-twenty year olds are like? How do I stop myself from becoming the next Eggman?
>>27677297
>oh man i love eggy so much hur dur i'mso retarded le black pill huehuehue
>>27677761
you got the height right, but eggy is flabby and has a weak frame and he never graduated from college, he barely graduated high school. get up to speed on your egg knowledge if you're going to post in threads like these, man.
I don't think eggman cares
Eggman hates himself anyway
>>27678373
It's all about exposure so get out there, walk into the managers office and give thatschoola nice firmshooting.
>>27678414
Imagine what eggman will look like at 40 lol
>inb4 man on a rope
>>27678373
I'm turning 24 next month. Post college life fucking sucks, enjoy it while you can
>>27678443
A scrambled egg
>>27678414
This is a shop, right?
Edit: Fuck off robot
>>27678411
I know he dropped out of college, and that's fully understandable. But, he had a ton of options other than only going to a normalfag 4 year uni, and then turning into this.
So what if he's flabby. In his younger pics, he was a well built kid, not skelly or sickly.
Just saying, he didn't draw the shittiest genetic hand.
I shouldn't type this much in a thread that's going to be deleted since Eggy talk is banned here kek
DUBS4EGGMAN
Username for eggs snapchat?
>>27679487
nunya business sir
>tfw eggy watches your story
but its not as lit as usual.
>>27677297
didnt he fucking kill himself
Eggys gf here. I'm still butthurt he decided to use my hospital visit to shill for attention. I was in bad pain in my hospital bed and he was on Snapchat. When they discharged me he laid down in my bed and snapped some photos. Notice how he's not in a hospital gown in any picture. /sigh
On another note, he's working less now which is nice. Ive been working my new job and it's going great. He seems happier. We're going on bike rides together and watching movies. Being comfy.
I knew there was a thread when I got numerous snapchat adds.
My current plan is to wagecuck 80-90 hours a week until September and then I'm going to get a van to live in and drive around the country, doing odd jobs on Craigslist like shoveling shit to survive.
>>27679852
>>27679858
Snapchat username?
How much do you think Eggy would be willing to sell his boipussy for?
Remember that time when he considered selling his organs?
>>27679858
>shovelling shit
that's actually pretty satisfying and the best part is that people leave you alone to do it
>>27679858
90 fucking hours a week
>>27677297
>has herpes
>not the first sign of sexually active normie
>>27679909
Thenewformula
>>27679961
I'm excited to attempt bathing in the sink of a public restroom.
>>27679969
I haven't worked over 80 in about a month now so that's an improvement.
>>27679858
are you as depressed as you look like or is it just an act
>>27677742
that looks pretty good
>>27679858
Or...
You could get blacked and make a couple grand of NEET bucks cobbled together
what does blacked mean
>>27680078
fucked by a nigger dick
ogc
>>27680078
fucked by niggers
>>27680078
either underage or newshit redditor
kill yourself either way
>>27677761
I barely know anything about Eggy but from the pictures I've seen I don't think he would look that bad if he just grew his hair out to cover his gigantic forehead and at least tried to not have a miserable expression.
>>27679858
Mills. Get off /r9k/. Its no bueno. You're not working 80-90 hours a week! I wouldn't let you if you tried. Things are getting better, please stop shitposting still. Call me?
>>27679858
>>27680013
Why are you stiII on this board? Get out you fucking normie
>>27680013
What happened to shooting yourself? Glad you didn't do it yet egg, you should start serial raping. What else do you have to lose? You could abduct qts in your van.
>>27677761
>educated
>literally diagnosed with autism
>only graduated because of fluke in the system
>works at a g a s s t a t i o n
>>27680648
He graduated from an adult school not high school lmao
Eggman is the epitome of FAILURE
>>27679852
Do you like Eggy's wagegolds, whore
I. LOVE. EGGMAN!!!!!!! someone post the picture where he's with his family and looks like their accountant
>>27679858
Fuck off, normalfag
Weren't you banned from here?
Another thing you lie about, attention whore
>>27680648
don't look down on people simply because they have gay jobs
>>27680648
Anyone who's poor graduates with a 'fluke in the system'.
Again, his parents paid for him to go to college. That's fortunate. He could have went to community college or trade school or something, where even Eggy's retarded ass would skate through.
So what about working at a gas station. He's 24, that's normal in our decayed society. It looks like a comfy job for min wage, too. He plays on his phone, takes selfies as much as Stacy.
you're gonna make it eggy. don't forget. all these people yelling at you lack kindness and enjoy bullying the weak. bullying the weak is pretty much the worst thing anyone can do desu.
but i guess they don't see you as weak. i guess you threaten them. i mean you do have a gf and stuff, plus you're all popular on /r9k/. it's hard for /r9k/ to have celebrities. people will always end up hating them because they seem to have certain privileges. and i understand that.
i guess it depends on the individual and what threatens or upsets them. you don't threaten or upset me because you seem like a nice person, and i can't help but respect someone who works as much as you do. i know i couldn't do that.
and you're just so beautifully ugly. i've never seen someone so perfectly ugly and cute at the same time, and so at peace with it (though i'm sure in your own way, in many ways, you're not totally at peace with it), and i just get inspired by your kind and enduring attitude.
that's about it.
>>27677395
Eggman is not a normie. Eggman is a good guy, he is just trying to make it.
I've been trying g to convince him to join the air force. If he does it I'll literally do it with him.
literally everyone hates Eggman because he was able to get laid while the average "robot" complains about not being able to do so when most of time they don't even try
>eggman makes thread
>shills himself
>begs for money
>uses his trip acting like he just came in
Hook, line, and sinker, you dumb faggots.
>>27682432
>trolled
Ogcomment
>>27682183
>normie trying convince himself that a clear normie is not a normie.
hurr durr I'm not a normie
Are you a KHV? Is eggman? Fuck off, normalslime
>>27682721
i have a question skelly. is there anyone you DO like?
>>27682721
>Retarded tripfags arguing on a board dedicated to losers
Kek this is great
>>27682744
I get that alot. Here's your answer.
ROBOTS
>>27682859
what do you like about robots?
also... aren't you attractive?
>>27682721
You haven't been in a relationship yet, we get it. You're fucking 15. (Literally). You devote yourself completely to this image of a 'robot' only because it fits you right now. The names of all of your profiles end in 'R9K'. (Literally). You are literally devoting your life to an imageboard and being proud of being pathetic, skelly. Fucking grow up.
I thought you were cool but you're just bitter man. Calm down.
>>27682987
>I haven't been in one relationship
Pic related says otherwise.
>all of your profiles end in 'R9K'
name a single profile that ends in r9k
>you are devoting your life to an imageboard
It's where I feel most at home
Now leave my board you normalscum
>>27683093
>not answering REEEE >>27682906
SKELLY i know you're attractive
>>27683093
Your Skype name is '[email protected]'
>posting personal conversations
I'm sure this will happen again. Whatever, why be ashamed of anything that I typed there? God you're autistic. You truly are the definition of a bitter young boy. You've proven nothing and just made yourself look silly, man.
>CHECKMATE in text field
Oh god this is bad.
Your entire post reeks of 'I am fifteen'. Someone please ban this sperglord.
>>27683208
hack. you're starting to lack grace. just admit you got a little triggered at his lack of grace in posting a personal conversation and move on.
>>27683189
I have a strong jawline, sure, but that's about all I have going for me. If you mean ATTRACTIVE as in females look at me and go "he looks good", definitely not. I'm repulsive, in all honesty.
>>27683208
It's [email protected]
>you are the true definition of a bitter young boy
I know I'm bitter. I'm fucking bitter.
>your entire post reeks of 'I am 15'
I'm not underage, whereas you are 17? You must be 18 to browse this board, y'know.
>>27683272
You're right. It's all just silly. He's a kid and doesn't know any better.
Eggman still in the thread?
>>27683287
what will you do if you talk to a girl you like and she likes you?
>>27683338
He's literally 15. He doesn't know yet. Someday a girl will click with him and he'll do well, he will get into a relationship like a kid is supposed to. He just needs to know that it's alright to aspire to have a normal social life.
He just has no context for what he's proclaiming and we can't really blame him.
>>27683383
Forgot my obnoxious tripcode.
>>27678450
What if my college life fucking sucks? Have I the bottom of suck and can feel safe about the stability of it?
>>27683432
don't be so mean to skelly hack. it disappoints me. i can see your veiled aggression. if you want to be a celebrity you must always act with grace. don't attack others when you are upset by them.
>>27679999
Nice quads mein neger
Eggsis
EGG?
Aye.
Lay eggs, spin webs.
Join the Waffen Egg-Egg.
GAS THE NORMIES,
BETA UPRISING NOW.
I've seen eggs you can't possibly even imagine.
Open the door, get on the floor - EGG
The egg beneath.
>>27683338
l'll wake up
>>27683864
awwwwwwwww
kawaii desu
>>27679858
New video when?
>>27683208
hack your a fucking cringey disaster lmfao
you talking about degenerate shit even though you are a fucking genetic disaster who wastes his life on gay image boards just like the rest of us, only you think you are superior
you are a terribly embarrassing faggot
>>27679858
Van life is pretty comfy
>>27680013
How much are you saving up to?
I'm just waiting on that debut album 2bhfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnJXlMJmk6w
>>27677297
>pay
No. I'd probably watch it for free, though.
>>27677828
looks like erica l m a o
>>27677297
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>>27680217
you are underage. fuck off faggot
>>27677297
I'd rather set you/the owners of blacked on fire like you deserve
>>27683093
>having serious discussion about whos normie and not normie
are you autistic? i think its pretty clear after a first impression to see whos a normie and whos not. now if theyre a robot or not is a different thing. but a non normie is someone who understands struggles and can take someones social anxiety or maybe has it themselves. someone who wont be like "omg anon is so weird he watches japanese cartoons". fuck off skelly
>>27679858
stay strong eggy. I have you on snapchat and have sent a few memes here and there. It seems youve slowed down with the inspiration but i really liked it. It may be generic shit you say ill be honest with you, its like something tai lopez would say, but it was nice to get here and there. inspired me some desu. you seem to have your heart in the right place from what i can see from your snapchat life. keep going strong mang
Eggy, will you do a livestreaming with me? We should talk about self improvement, have an event for /r9k/, take questions ect.
I'll just text you or something if you left the thread
