>walk into brothers room
>see this
>wat do?
>>27677175
Back in the day me and my brother had no access to pussy, so we would just masturbate using each others thighs folded together. Not gay at all, we were just practicing for girls.
how so perfectly hairless and evenly toned
Kick him in the balls and laugh as he squirms around on the floor like the roach he is
>>27677175
My brother died before I was born, he was 3 days old.
I would be jelly of him if he was still alive and looked like that. I don't have twink body and it sucks.
>>27677369
Its a nice booty
>>27677175
plop those silky smooth balls into my mouth
>>27677175
>tfw no smooth hairless skin
Oh no fuck already nice thighs I had to get the hairiest fucking legs in the whole town, and with black hair to go with.
>>27677175
>>wat do?
Hold him down and fill his butt with big brother's seed.
>>27677175
>sissy boys always have huge balls and 8 inch cocks
It's not FAIR.
>>27677584
>implying you can't be a cute twink getting dommed by a trap
>>27677175
Eat the booty like groceries tbqh
>>27677558
What's stopping you from making them nice?
Turn around and vote for Ted Cruz
>>27677369
>>27677462
>>27677558
Certain OP is not naturally like this - most of us bottomfags veet, wax or shave for the simple fact no one wants to fuck a hairy boipucci.
Lick dat boipucci
>>27677672
I'm supposed to be a masculine man but it makes me feel so inferior when my average-sized cock is so much smaller than the monster cocks these femboys are packing. How can I even win?
>>27677827
this. I'm a virgin too, I just like being smooth
Eat his butthole and stroke his cock until he almost cums then insert into him and ask him to moan loudly as I fuck him until I cum
>>27677871
I don't get why so many femboys actually have huge fucking dicks. I'm pretty feminine, 5'8 and mine is just short of 8 inches.
>>27677827
my bf waxed whenever we would meet but i felt bad he felt like he had to go through so much effort when we met up and i told him he didnt have to unless he wanted to do it, i dont mind fugging the hairy bussy as long as he's happy
Wow, when did you get the mirror?
>>27677578
What have you done to me 4chan? I used to find this behavior disgusting but now its hot to me.
>>27677949
let me give you a handjob
>>27677175
call my dad so he can beat him for being a faggot
>>27678040
Don't be so lewd Anony-yes please
>>27677949
It's just not fair. I couldn't top someone whose cock is just that much larger than mine.
Is my dick too big? ;-;
>>27678222
cm or inch when fully erect ?
>>27678241
Th-that is fully erect
>>27678260
ok but i ask how long is it
if you are 7 foot tall your cock probably 8 inch
care to tell me ?
>younger brother's been growing his hair long
>it's a little past his shoulders now
>tells parents he's not flexible enough to wash the back of it (total bullshit)
>won't stop pestering me until i get in shower and wash it for him
>notice his legs/body are completely shaven
>he keeps pushing his girly butt back against me
>says it's an accident but he does it really slowly and firmly
>get fed up and push him against the shower wall
>spank him really hard, both his cheeks end up bruised
>finally stop and he turns around and hugs me tight
>smack his butt one last time since i feel his pathetically small cock is stiffly pressed against my dick
>he gasps and says he loves me so much
why is he like this? is it because of his small cock? is it because he was never circumcised like me? so pitiful desu
>>27677175
Why don't you subhuman cunts post that tranny shit on fembots feels threads?
you can only win by doing that
you would get to piss and attract a lot more people and roast the roasties hard
>>27678241
Oh, about 6 inches
>>27678260
tiny girltinkler
>>27678400
Wow that's very very mean
>>27678346
too long
i only like 4.5 or shorter.
also cut penises are not feminine
>>27677175
>tfw brother is banging boy pussy while I just stand outside brothers some and watch like a cuck.
>>27677827
>boipucci.
fucking faggot
>>27678476
It was supposed to be a compliment. I like tiny girltinklers... s-sorry if I hurt your feelings, anon...
>>27678504
I-i know
;_;
>>27678504
yeah but 6 is ok if it isn't too thick
>>27678648
so more pics ?
preferably anus
>>27678679
>so more pics ? preferably anus
faggot
>>27678640
O-oh, thanks!
>>27678679
Plugge
>>27678705
That's one nice butt. Nearly 2d tier.
How tall are you? What's your shoulder width?
>>276787396'1
Too wide since I work construction
>>27677175
>mfw my brother is gay and I've walked in on him before
>360 degrees and moonwalk out
>>27677343
Sorry anon looks like no one took your bait :(
But here (you) go
>>27678767
Quite tall Anon, I bet you have nice legs. Tall people usually do.
I know those feels, I'm a site carpenter myself so I'll never be a qt but that's fine by me.
Post one of tummy pls?
>>27678705
might i can see more
>>27678222
yes do you want smaller?
I wish I had a beautiful small dick so I could be bullied for it.
>>27678292
wow you saved my greentext. it's been forever since i posted
>>27678926
so what do you have anon?
>>27677175
why are transexual freaks always attention whores that try to force their disgusting shit on others?
I hope they get brutally beaten up in public by hooligans.
>>27677765
>>27677827
My hair grows back way too fast for shaving and there's a lot of them, and I'm not too sure how wax would feel like on my balls.
At least when I'm too old to be a qt fag I'll be a wizard
>>27679132
I have a 5.5" dick. It's not huge obviously, just average.
>>27677949
I don't get it either. Maybe it's just sheer coincidence.
>>27679258
dem balls tho
>>27679234
Lel 7" is average you little dicklet.
>mfw 8"
I just wanna fucking bang a cute trap. If they're actually trans and we've got feelings for each other I could do my best to help with the transition. You know, help her shave her difficult spots and remind her about her medication. Be there for her when she's having a particularly bad day and all that shit.
But nobody. Male, female, trap, trans, sissy, whatever, wants an ugly guy with a small dick like me. Nobody.
I'm gonna be alone forever and I'm so fucking envious of those of you that get to date/fuck/be cute traps/MTFs. So fucking envious.
And fuck everyone that's ever said 'there's someone for everyone'. That's not true and you know it.
>>27679356
Become a sissy dude. Your body is feminine right?
>>27679356
>trans
No thanks. They have all the worst qualities of woman x10. I'd rather just fuck a cute guy who knows hes a guy.
>>27679346
7 isn't averageR-right? You're just joking aren't you anon?
>>27679346
I wish I lived I a world where 7 was the average.
>>27679418
7 is below average now unless you don't include those sissy asians and their lil dicklets, then it's WAY below average
>>27679403
No, I'm ugly as fuck.
>>27679410
I don't mind. Though a trap is definitely god-tier, not that I deserve one.
It boggles me that there are people on /r9k/ RIGHT NOW who get to experience my wildest fantasies like it's fucking nothing, and here I am almost a 30 years old, almost a fucking kissless wizard.
End my goddamn life.
>>27679418
Everyone knows that 7 is average af. How new are you?
Anything under 8" is kys tier
>>27677175
"Brother you're gay"
>"YES I AM!"
By the way my brother's name is Abdul.
>>27679459
>>27679485
B-but google said average erect is 5.1 inches ;_;
>>27679466
I know, traps bring the absolute worst out of me as far as thirst. I can easily ignore woman because they are such awful people despite being so attractive, but I feel a comradery with traps since we are both guys and can relate on that same level, and the fact that they are as cute as a girl without the gross vag makes them impossible to resist.
>>27679583
It is. Why are you listening to trolls on 4chan over a scientific study?
>>27679583
8" here so I can chime in
Penis size is determined by how much testosterone you where exposed to in the womb
If you have a small dick then you're just a low test bitch and deserve to take it up the ass
>>27679490
>my brother's name is Abdul.
So would you rape his boy pussy?
>>27679656
Why do most gays have bigger dicks then.
>>27679356
How big is your dick? 4chan, especially /r9k/ and /b/, may have corrupted your mind when it comes to dick size. Most guys that think theyre small are average. And as a girl, average works just fine as well asa bit below avergae. its the truth.
>inb4 lil dick sympathizer
Yes some people are naturally on the unattractive side, but there is a lot to be said about taking care of yourself. Just having a good haricut, clothes and being active can boost you several digits on the /10 scale. And besides, girls will see your body before your dick, so if you have a great body suck em in. Bodies can be worked towards.
This is a lot of work to accomplish, yes. But you need to make the choice yourself, if you want to live miserably forever or make a change yourself.
>>27679656
Uh no, that's not how it works. I'm a high test person, build muscle very easily and have high strength, yet I'm feminine but have a penis as large as yours.
And average is about 5.
>>27679684
>bigger
anon... 7 inches isn't big, maybe in europe it is? idk....
>>27679583
>B-but google said average erect is 5.1 inches
God damn I'm a monster
>>27679715
I mean in general, its found that gays have larger dicks on average than straights.
>wanting to fuck your own brother
Fucking scum
>>27679740
So gays like dick more because their cock is bigger ? That kinda makes sense, they see more dick than the average guy.
Post more brother incest greentexts
>>27679701
Yes guys you just literally, literally need to be yourself!
>>27679612
Boy, either I'm just really lucky to have found a girl that is basically me with tits, but women are fine, and It's just how you present yourself on how people will get a good first impression of you. Call me a normie, but it's better that being a NEET or a ">tfw no gf"
>>27679745
>not wanting to fuck your brother
>>27679715
Euro Anon here. 8", uncut and girths
>>27679802
gay luigi?
>>27679802
Nice pic name
>>27679701
5.5" len 5" gir. And it's like yeah, okay, I'm TECHNICALLY average, but who the fuck wants average? Nobody's going to drool and fantasise about an average cock. Same for my looks and everything else. Even if I by some magic become average (unlikely given how ugly I am inside and out), that's not 'desirable', it's 'acceptable'. And nobody wants to be settled for.
And it's not like I have a good personality or intellect or skills to make up for being physically repulsive, either.
Besides, qt traps are the biggest size queens there are.
I want to worship an 8" dick.
>>27679804
prove it. no one believes you since inches don't exist in un-American countries, they only use "King's Measuries"
>>27679628
I just trust everyone here so much ;_;
>>27679656
Aww geez well i guess i have no choice now
>>27679872
8cm dick reporting in
s-skype?
>>27679919
>8cm
Bend over fuckboy
>>27679948
>Bend over fuckboy
fug ;_;
>>27679967
>fug
Yes. All night long babe.
>>27679799
I just can't get into girls because I always feel like they're sizing me up. With guys its just like "You're horny, I'm horny, lets fuck and vidya!"
>>27679839
>5.5" len 5" gir.
You're fine! That's actually above average.
>Nobody's going to drool and fantasise about an average cock
Nobody drools over your average normie. You don't have to be a drool worthy person to be a worthy person. If you think about all the people out there in the world only the top .01% have any drool worthy parts. The rest of the world is just normal. Girls don't pick guys on their dick size (contrary to /r9k/ belief). Dicks are just something that comes up when you have sex (after you've gotten the girl!)
>And it's not like I have a good personality or intellect or skills to make up for being physically repulsive, either.
Personality (and even intellect) has to be developed. People aren't born with great personalities or any personality at all really. You have to experience new things to develop as a person. Take risks and do things you wouldn't have done before. The more you step out of your comfort zone the bigger your comfort zone becomes.
>Besides, qt traps are the biggest size queens there are.
Might be true, but traps are just an online fetish really. If you're going to interact with them online just send well angled dick pics. And besides, its hard to tell the different between 5 inches and 7 when its a dick pic.
>>27677175
How fucking gay do you guys have to be to like this? Oh right. Completely.
Someone post perfect innie pussies please.
>>27680130
>5.5 is fine
stop lying to him. he already knows he's meant to be like pic related.
>>27680087
oh, okay that makes sense
>>27680170
yeah this thread is so fucking gay
>>27680183
That's clearly an ugly man. Nobody likes those, especially cross dressing ones.
>>27680183
If he could pull it off go for it. This pic though, looks ugly af
Beat the shit out of him and tell him to stop being a faggot
>this whole thread
Lmao so is this where that class reject every school has ends up in 5-10 years?
>Walk into gloryhole
>see this
>What do?
>>27679319:^) what about them, anon? they're just perfectly average balls.
>>27680170
Perfect girl tummy. <3
>>27680324
>>27680282
look at these prison gays. too pathetic to get women so you want knockoffs.
>>27680375
>no longer posting his troll face to shatter the illusion of horny robots
Your balls are really nice though, f-fag
>>27680470
That picture is censored because I was making a REALLY goofy looking face in it, I don't particularly mind posting my face otherwise.
>>27680414
Nasty. Pathetic.
But they don't care. They know to leave girls for real men, not failures and downies. :^) So that's why they're a good contribution! Natural selection at its finest.
>>27680505
post more ass.
>>27680505
skype me back nigga, I wanna talk about boi butts and stuff
>>27680414
Yeah what a bunch of faggot, who would want a wife with a dick ? That's ridiculous.
>>27680614
tfw rubbing a sissy with my fat stinky NEET cock
>>27677802
wow he looks so much like a syrian refugee i dont even know where to begin
>>27680694
Isn't it sad knowing the only thing you can attract sexually is another man, desu?
Isn't it sad knowing you failed at the only thing you were born for? :3c
What would you do if you were an amazing trap but broke the law and had to go to an 88% non white prison
Would you enjoy getting raped every hour?
>>27680770
tfw making a gurl practice for taking my thick stinky fat NEET dick
>>27680770
>not fucking everything
embrace degeneracy anon.
>>27680770
It's fine actually. Men are way better than women so I'd much rather attract them.
>>27680770
I love the fact that I;m almost completely uninterested in real girls anymore, I don't know why fags hate themselves, its like the biggest fuck you to the universe and biology.
>>27678838
Late but ok here's tummy
>>27680824
Girls are soft and pretty, with no face stubble, nice curves, small vein less hands and feet, and they don't need to take hormone supplements to have that either.
Isn't that nice, anon?
You're all so pathetic.
>>27680896
It is nice and I also understand why men like girls instead of me.
>>27680896
Yeah girls are much better
>>27680945
This is /r9k/, everyone is pathetic
>>27680950
yeah, "girls" really are the best
>>27677343
Philip you creepy ass faggot is that you?
>>27681003
If I could become one of those to make men happy I would.
>>27681003
Real girls. <3
>>27679196
just get it lasered off. thats what trannies do
>>27681129
>girls like this are in need of smelly NEET cock pumpings and you keep posting boring stickfigures
>>27681129
Sweet and soft real girls !
>>27679196
Just buy some hair removal cream
>>27681173
Goodness anon! That's merely a man hyped up on hormones, driving a phallic object into his lower digestive tract!
>>27681176
Miss me with that gay shit, nigger. :^)
>>27681213
Surely you jest, 'tis would be an act defying the laws of God himself !
>>27681285
I like every kind of girl you know
>>27681213
it's a good gurl loosening up to please obese NEET men
Penisorigaminal post
>>27681290
Indeed good sir that's quite ungodly.. Here, repent for your sins!
>>27681431
Anon how am I supposed to masturbate with Papa Hitler looking at me ?
>>27679740
>>27679684
Gays are usually "better" in average for anything it is they are doing because the ones who aren't become quite prone to an heroing.
Like... gays are already prone to an heroing to begin with. So any with bad traits or not too many good traits get that many extra reasons to just off themselves.
It's easy to get higher averages when you just throw all the bad elements away.
>>27681446
Oooo
More girls without dicc, it's less grosssss
>>27681543
yeah dick is gross
Would you let an average boy sucks your dick?
>>27681584
And you are too, anon. This stuff was made for you. :^)
>>27681675
What's wrong anon, ran out of girls to post ? Want me to replace you ?
>>27681673
If he's not hairy yes, facial hair is a huge turnoff for fellatio
>>27681719
I haven't been posting girls, silly billy.
>>27681719
But here's a girl for you.
>>27681719
I don't have any facial hair, so that's good.
>>27681815
That's a matter of personal preference anyway, but if you're good at it then why should it be bad ?
>>27681745
>>27681796
Yeees, giiiirls.
>>27681719
what about frontal photo
