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THIS IS A THREAD FOR REAL ROBOTS ONLY. YOU MUST MEET THE FOLLOWING CRITERIA TO POST HERE.

>Be at least 7/10
>Be at least 183cm / 6'0
>Have at least a 7" / 18cm penis
>No physical deformities
>No excuses
>Still be a shut-in, friendless, kissless, virgin with no future prospects other than suicide

Being a robot is an unshakeable state of mind you can't escape no matter what. If all it takes for you to become a normie, or even chad, is a better exterior, you are not a robot, but a trans-normie simply stuck in an undesirable body. If you look anything like pic related and have failed life on every level, you are a certified robot, no questions asked. Congratulations.
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Please sage this bait if you MUST reply
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I had a hard time reading the op.
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>>27676438
>walking bait complains about bait
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>>27676438
>>27676456
>can't handle the truth

What's the matter, would going clubbing with all your normie friends to pick up hot chicks be the first thing on your list if you didn't look like moldy cheese? Admit it, you're failed normies craving the normie lifestyle.
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>>27676415
>>Be at least 7/10
7.5/10
>>Be at least 183cm / 6'0
My exact height
>>Have at least a 7" / 18cm penis
Nope, dicklet here
>>No physical deformities
Probably
>>No excuses
k
>>Still be a shut-in, friendless, kissless, virgin with no future prospects other than suicide
Yup, though i like my life, i will never have friends or sex
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>>27676485
Well, if you listen to the right side of things too, but it would take the first time in my mind to be the same.
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>>27676493

Video games.

Bloot
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>>27676498
Sorry dicklet, no one will ever love you no matter what.
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>>27676415
checks out
t. schizoid
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bump I really made an effort in making this thread
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>>27676415
Certified 8/10 reporting. 22 years old, khv. I've asked girls out in high school and had 3 results: laughing, "you'd be great for my friend", and "oh, you're so sweet but Im too busy for a bf right now" (going out with 10/10 Chad 1 week later). It sucks. At least ugly dudes get pity fucks / get help from bros / are assumed to have a good personality. When youre good looking nobody feels sorry for you, not even fellow robots 90% of the time
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>>27676415
>rated 7.5/10 on soc on average
>185 cm 6'1
>18 cm penis
>no deformities
>shut in etc... yes
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>>27678168
hmm no mention of being a kissless virgin...
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>Be at least 7/10
Posted in /b/ rate threads a few times and always got either 7 or 8
>Be at least 183cm / 6'0
6'3
>Have at least a 7" / 18cm penis
7.5
>No physical deformities
None that I know of.
>Still be a shut-in, friendless, kissless, virgin with no future prospects other than suicide
All of those things.
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>>27676415
i have 6 inch cock but other things are all me
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>>27676415

>Be at least 7/10
12/10
>Be at least 183cm / 6'0
6'4"
>Have at least a 7" / 18cm penis
11"
>No physical deformities
Angelic
>No excuses
None
>Still be a shut-in, friendless, kissless, virgin with no future prospects other than suicide
Your mother is a whore.
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>8.5/10
>5'9 :(((((
>7''
>Militarygrade
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>friendless, kissless, virgin
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>>27676415

Just slightly below OPs list. Still a certified robot.

> 7/10
> 180cm
> 6.5 inch cock
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