You have been visited by the fairy jester of time.
You now have access to pic related, but if you enter, you must stay for a year. Only you are granted access; nobody else may come. But as a special favor, your aging on the inside will only be equivalent to outside time. You may use it any number of times until you die, at which point the fairy jester will choose a successor to the power.
>You may use electricity by connecting to the outside. The outside has to pay for usage, but it will be scaled down by 365, so 365 watts is 1 watt.
>You also may have a version of the internet that updates every day to the corresponding time in the outside world, but it is a cached version - you have access to all content, but you can't affect or contact the outside.
The fairy jester's offer is most generous, but like always, he has something up his sleeve.
>There is some benefit in the deal for him, but he won't tell you what it is. He simply tells you that he hopes you do a certain "something" while inside.
Would you do it? And what would you do inside?
>>27675404
>Go inside
>get raped to death by Tyrone
no thanks m8
>trusting the fairy jester
i don't think so senpai
fairies are scum
>>27675438
this, you didn't say the room was already empty
>>27675515
exactly
I can sense a rapist a mile away, and I am certain there is one in that chamber.
I'll pass ty m8. Don't really want a year of rape pls.
so I enter some room where I can't access the outside world for a year, and I age the same as the outside world
what's the fucking point? and how do I eat?
The jester assures you that nobody else is inside. And that in fact, if you enter, he thinks you will safely exit without any unexpected surprises. Nor will the door to the outside ever disappear.
But he hopes you will use it many, many times so you will do "that".
>>27675601
Fuck it, sure. I'm now inside.
Whats the reveal?
Be nice or the dog gets it.
>>27675536
You age one day because that's how much time passes in the outside world, but you have 365 days to do shit. I'd use it to unfuck my shit at uni.
>would you do it?
Yes!
>what would you do inside
Procrastinate.
>>27675644
You go inside.
Nothing happens.
The fairy jester hopes you will enjoy your time inside and come to rely on his gift throughout your life.
It seems there is no trick...?
>>27675686
this desu. the problem isn't not having enough time, it's with not using that time no matter how much is available
just delay to the last minute my shit up senpai
>>27675725
REVEAL THE TRICK, FAGGOT
OR THE DOG GETS IT
>>27675725
But????
This is an original Post.
>>27675725
REVEAL IT
>>27675725
>>27675763
dude just give in
>>27675725
REVEAL IT
NOW
I'd tell this tricky demon that losing my memory upon return of this realm would not be worth my time.
As your year expires, the fairy jester opens the door and beckons you back to the outside.
As you walk towards him, you think you hear a voice from back inside. Perhaps from around the right hourglass. You couldn't quite make it out, but it seems like the voice was trying to tell you something. Trying to warn you of something...
The jester tells you that you may have been imagining things, and that he hopes you use the room again.
>>27675901
YOU SAID THE ROOM WAS EMPTY YOU FUCKING CUNT
HOW MANY TIMES DID TYRONE SAVAGE MY ASSHOLE?
>>27675901
>>There is some benefit in the deal for him, but he won't tell you what it is. He simply tells you that he hopes you do a certain "something" while inside.
This is the key to the problem
>>27675924
The jester says he simply expressed what those in the human world seem to mean by "nobody". In fact, he tells you, there was quite literally no body other than you.
You are now on the outside.
He hopes you come again.
>>27675986
The jester's trying to ruse us.
>No body
There's a ghost in the room.
O boy I can't wait to see le rebbit xd and le buzzfeed steal this.
>>27675986
LET ME GUESS
THE GHOST OF TYRONE IS NOW LIVING INSIDE MY ASSHOLE, AND YOU LEFT ME IN THERE FOR A YEAR TO GIVE HIM TIME TO GET NICE AND SETTLED IN, SO NOW I'VE LEFT AND TAKEN THE GHOST WITH ME INTO THE PHYSICAL WORLD.
SO NOT ONLY AM I NOW BRINGING IN A GHOST THAT CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD, I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK TO YOUR CHAMBER TO FUCKING ESCAPE
SO NOW THAT I'M BACK, AND THE WORLD IS FUCKING OVER, MORE GHOSTS LIKE SHANIQUA AND JAMAL ARE NOW INSIDE MY ASSHOLE, SO WHEN ALIENS COME AND FUCKING SAVE ME, I THEN INFECT THEIR WORLDS UNTIL THERE IS FUCKING NOTHING LEFT
YOU CRAFTY CUNT MATE, WELL PLAYED.
>>There is some benefit in the deal for him
Can a man be of benefit to God? Can even a wise person benefit him?
The jester says he's shocked that you would suggest he would place a ghost in the room with you.
And, in any case, he knows of no cases of ghosts harming humans. He thought humans believed ghosts do not exist.
He assures you that nothing has come with you into the outside world, nor have you caused any harm to the outside, minus your absence for a day.
>>27676099
calling it, jester wants us to die in the room so that our souls are trapped their eternally
>>27676099
HOW MANY GHOSTS ARE NOW INSIDE MY ASSHOLE, FOUL FAIRY?
YOU BETTER START SPILLING THE BEANS OR I'LL FUCKING SHIT GHOST ALL OVER YOU
>>27676129
what the fuck, autocorrect
*there
The jester is put aback from having his motives be discovered by a human so quickly, but he knows they have many tales about strange beings after their souls. For good reason.
He admits to you that this is his goal. The voice you heard was a soul of one of your predecessors, and the brief time the door connected the two worlds may have caused you to be able to sense him.
In any case, the jester repeats, the ghost is of no harm for you. You may know of his trick, but he hopes you become so addicted to the room that you fall for it regardless.
>>27676226
Is this the end? PLEASE DON'T END THIS EASILY
Why would I die in it if I age so slowly?
>>27676304
starvation mainly
>>27676304
>wht is suicide lel
isn't that hisoka from hunter x hunter?
>>27676226
THERE IS MORE TO IT
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME
>>27676309
It was stated that you spent a "year" in the room and came out, there's obviously food.
The jester assures you that he did not want to hasten your death. He merely takes advantage of humans who are addicted to time. And has need for high-quality souls, especially, apparently, wise ones with good foresight.
But, perhaps if you don't like the room he has generously provided, you are interested in another deal...?
>>27676349
no m8 that's obviously pepe from boy's club
I'm only interested in gay buttsex you handsome little jester you ;^)
>>27676436
>you are interested in another deal...?
>>27676428
actually, if you're only aging a day IRL then a year in the room would be like not eating for a day
>>27676436
what's the other deal
Fuck it my life is shit so sure, I'm interested.
>>27676436
WHAT'S THE NEXT DEAL
>>27676436
>another deal
A DEALS A DEAL, JESTER.
WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR A FUCKING HOUR NOW, SPILL THE BEANS ALREADY YOU CUNT.
The jester tells you that if you simply refer him with someone dear to you who would more likely fall for his room trick, as well as surrender your memories relating to the room, he will provide you with something that, aside from the aforementioned costs, will be completely risk and trick free.
>>27676612
>will be completely risk and trick free.
A HANDSHAKE IS RISK AND TRICK FREE.
A NICE SUNNY DAY IS RISK AND TRICK FREE.
YOU ASK A HEFTY PRICE, FOR WHAT COULD BE UTTERLY WORTHLESS.
FUCK YOUR DEAL, JESTER JEW.
>>27676612
that's a shitty deal if I don't know what it is
a fucking potato is risk and trick free, doesn't mean I'm gonna sell out someone for it
>Implying a normal humam won't be killed by the sheer gravity of the chamber
The jester laments that humans seem to have gotten better at deals in the last 100 years. You are left with access to the room. He has also informs you that he has newly arranged it so you will teleported to the point you entered from if you happen to die inside, so that you will not end up as a soul trapped in his hourglass.
>>27676734
>teleported back even if we die
So when we die in the normal world, we go back to the room and you get our soul/ghost anyway?
Hah, no dice fuckboy. Can't fool me.
>>27676734
what's the catch u clownie fuck
people in the past couldnt have been dumb enough to fall for some shit like that
Is that it? Why should I even trust him, fucker could be lying just to have me use the room more. No way he'd back down so easily.
>>27675601
>nobody else is inside
then suddenly appearsses
>>27676751
The fairy jester of time assures you that's not his intention. If you die on the outside, the same thing will happen to you as does to humans normally. Whether you die on the inside or outside, you will not become a trapped soul.
He says he's made what he believes is a better deal for you out of respect.
>>27676900
Respect has nothing to do with deals.
You tried to ruse me m8. All trust and respect has gone out the window at this point.
So either make a brand new deal, or we're done I'm afraid tbqh famalam.
>Actually thinking I'd let some faggy ghost infect me
The fairy jester concedes and offers a new deal.
He will grant you the power of "death teleportation".
At any time at which you are about to die, your power will activate and transport you to a spot you should be familiar with, where you will not be in immediate danger.
Since he perceives you as a wary one, he specifies that all he means by "immediate" is that dangers come and go in time, so he cannot guarantee your safety forever. But it should be a spot from which you could survive after being teleported to, for at least 24 hours.
Of course, he will revoke your right to the room for this deal. But he will no longer wipe your memories of it.
>>27677058
he'll just fucking teleport us to the room and we'll succumb to mortal wounds
also, we'll go there on our deathbed for our natural deaths
>>27677058
>teleporting to the soul stealing room when about to die
Fucking rekt
>>27675601
>not knowing who Hisoka is
Normies OUT REEEEEEEE
The jester assures you that he will no longer try to trap you in the room, save you doing so at your own volition by maintaining access to it. Nor will he try to trap you as a soul. For he sees that you do not trust his word when it comes to it.
He will not try to wound you, or interfere with you in any way aside from enforcing the mechanics of the deal itself. However, if you are mortally wounded by some other cause, he says that those wounds will be gone, as long as they were received in the last 24 hours.
Of course, he cannot prevent the onset of natural causes over flow of time. You will not be able to use this power to live to a date beyond your lifespan if your body does not hold out.
The fairy jester sees his gift is not favored.
He offers one last gift: "immortality".
He sees that humans have many interpretations of that word. He does not specify what he means, only that he possesses the same kind of "immortality" himself.
Knowing that humans often catch his tricks when he elaborates, and so chooses not to. It offers the deal with only this information as a "yes" or "no" offer.
Gaining immortality means losing the right to the other two deals.
I'll go in if you become a fucking qt girl that I can fuck whenever I want, you Jester qt :)))
>>27677722
Yes!
What happens now?
You gain the jester's """gift""" of "immortality".
WHY IS THIS BETTER THAN REAL LIFE
KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVEEEE
After a moment of pretending he tricked you, the fairy jester of time starts to REEEEE in despair of the normie humans.
He offered his greatest gift only in the hopes that wary humans would be duped into refusing it, knowing his prior schemes. His immortality is immunity to death, so long as to holder does not attempt to end their own life.
He retreats to the court of time to await an era where his targets are more foolish.
>>27678104
Hah, stupid clown frog asshole.
It seems we were the true rusers.
Go to the jester and start fucking with him.
>>27678104
lol fairy jester pepe got fucked.
Addendum: the humans were wise to reject the jester's last room offer, for recipients would be granted the very same "death teleportation".
Being the fairy jester of time, not space, the "spot" one would be transported to is a spot in time, 24 hours before the cause of death.
The jester hoped to trap humans eternally in a loop of the day of their death, not as souls, but as the living.
>>27678440
>The jester hoped to trap humans eternally in a loop of the day of their death, not as souls, but as the living.
That is fucking brutal dude.
Duh. I would train my ass off and increase my power level.
What the fuck else would I be doing?
>>27678440
Not cool man, just cause the normies dissed jester bro doesn't mean he should try fuck us up. Let's go jester bro, let's have a strictly platonic friendship for 100s of years where we fuck with normies, then become immortal enemies for a few hundred more and make up again.
this thread was a rare nugget of gold in an ocean of shit
