>claims to be a robot
>can drive
>>27674212
I can drive but it stresses me the fuck out.
>Will never have QT gf to drive me around
>>27674228
if you don't take the bus, you can't be a robot
>>27674279
I live in a rural area that doesn't have a bus
>>27674307
robots can't live in rural areas either
please just leave already
>>27674212
>claims to be a robot
>doesn't mean my arbitrary and constantly changing definition of what it means to be a robot
>>27674360
>normie that can drive detected
fuck off.
>>27674228
This desu
If I drive for more than 30 minutes, I wont feel it right until I stop the car and get out, but I'll get headaches that feel like I got stabbed in the head and smashed with a brick
>claims to be a robot
>can't drive
Exhibit A) Elliott Rodger
Exhibit B) Ryan Gosling in Drive
Exhibit D) Takumi Fujiwara
>>27674411
they would've made terrible robots tho. especially elliot, who was super materialistic
>>27674411
Explain the pic.
>>27674212
Yeah. I got a flat tire and changed it in a parking lot with my spare at 2am. What a fucking normie I am
>>27674504
get the fuck outta here
>claims to be a robot
>rides inside a metal box with 30 other normals
>urine streams down the floor and fights frequently break out
>niggers constantly hooting at one another
What robot would willingly ride a bus?
Its like hell
>>27674228
Same here, I'm only comfortable driving in my own town and the next town over.
Been driving for 3 years and I've never driven outside that small area or on the motorway"highway" for you americucks. The thought of it freaks me out
>>27674212
Mummy forced me to take driving lessons and paid out the arse for it. I did protest a few times I say I didn't want to drive, but I ended up giving in and learning it anyway.
Took me a year and cost mum god knows how much but since she was willing to pay for it I shouldn't really complain. Overall I'm glad I learnt because now I can drive to the shop five minutes away to get beer and groceries.
>Normies who change lanes on the highway without signaling
>Normies who take 10 years to change lanes and drive in-between both for like a mile
>claims do be a robot
>doesnt use frogtape for his everyday household needs
>>27674698
>normalshit is so detached from being a robot that he can't imagine not leaving the house or not having a job
>bigger robot than most here
>been on /r9k/ since its inception
>never had a gf
>26 year old virgin
>NEET
>haven't had a friend in 8 years
>going an entire day without speaking isn't uncommon
>no future to speak of whatsoever
>drive like the biggest asshole possible
>yell at throw things at other people on the road
>car is fast enough that all I have to do is mash the gas and nobody can bother me
>claims to be a robot
>is still alive
>>27674862
>robot
>can drive
Lol
>claims to be a robot
>can wipe his bumbum
>why should I learn to drive if i can't afford a car?
>>27674504
>solving problems instead of whining about them
Yeah you're totally one of us
>>27674698
>having the access to a car or driving lessons/someone to teach you
>robot
>>27674781
>All
>Must
>Die
>>27674949
Being a robot is not about what you can and can't do
Its about hating normies in every facet of life
>>27675093
In America they teach you for free through the school system.
I love it when college kids posting via normphones call me a normalfag
Its great irony
>tfw amerifat who can drive manual
>tfw ukucks can't
>>27675181
>In America they teach you for free through the school system
drivers ed costed $200 at my school
>>27674411
>Goose in Drive
>Robot
"No"
Just got my drivers license a couple of days ago. Not gonna lie, it's pretty good for self-esteem to have normie feels every once in a while.
the license cost me 2500 usd total (police fees, school fees, test fees, icy road practice day fees etc). fuck those kikes at the driving school
t. finlan
>>27674462
there is nothing to explain it's a staged photo by some photographer
>>27674212
Fucking this, if you have a car and can drive you arent a fucking robot
Robots walk and take public transport
>>27675028
Normie acquaintances keep asking when I'm going to get my fucking license I CANT AFFORD A FUCKING CAR REEEEEEEE I DON'T HAVE FANCY JOBS I WORK PART TIME RETAIL STOP MOCKING MEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw I can drive
>tfw my car is manual
there is no better feel than driving down a long strech of road going 80+ mph not caring that I could possibly wreck out and kill myself. In fact, I welcome it.
>>27674212
I wish I could drive so I could get tendies whenever I want
>>27674698
A true robot doesn't leave mommy's basement
>>27676343
Drivers ed was free at my school
>>27674212
>parents pay for my sister's licence
>she doesn't get it because she's a dumbfuck who didn't care about passing it.
>get old enough to drive
>can't get a license because neither I or my parents have the money for it
Fuck you stacy
>>27676764
Its not fucking free everywhere
>>27674228
>tfw no emotionally broken bf to drive around in my fiat 500
;~;
Fucking this. Its literally impossible to have a gf if you dont have a car. If you have a car you have no fucking excuse to be a robot
Well I drive a mo-ped it's yellow and has the flcl sticker on it
>>27674212
I can drive, have a drivers license for 12 years, my second car now too because old one got too expensive to repair. both manual. Never had a serious crash. Still not happy because i hate driving and i have anxiety attacks because of the perpetual fear of getting into an accident
>>27674212
Nobody can be a robot unless they pay for premium because the captcha says "I'm not a robot"
>>27676938
epix meme XDD
Seriously, kys.
>get drivers license in one go
>have no friends
>never had to drive anywhere ever since
sometimes I just drive by myself through miles of road surrounded by corn fields while listening to music.
https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
>Been here since 2009
>Feel like a failed normie
>>27674212
27 years old and dont even have a learnres permit here.
>>27674411
>Exhibit D) Takumi Fujiwara
He becomes Chad though.
>>27676743
You know thats a minority here
Most of /r9k/ is made up of 20 year old dormnorms
>>27674212
What if I can drive but can't afford a car?
