>"Eat it!"
Describe in full detail what you do next.
Kill her and burn the corpse. Or just tear my eyes out with my fingernails.
>>27673548
>Vomit all over her disgusting looking pussy
>Probably then proceed to weep
>>27673548
If she lost weight got new glasses got a new haircut and got rid of that facial piercing she'd look alright The haircut may even be fine provided she lost the weight
Why does tumblr have this effect on people to make them really ugly?
>>27673548
>back away towards the door out
>"Sorry, I have a gf and I'm not into casual stuff anyway"
She has no way to prove I'm a khv let alone I'm single.
How the fuck would one get in a situation like that anyway? I have yet to encounter something like this when I'm invited over anywhere.
>>27673548
>enters pussy
>hear creepy children singing off key
>>27673631
I imagine something more like this with a reverberation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK5AohCMX0U
>>27673574
>disgusting looking pussy
m8...
>>27673548
accept as long as she gives me a foot job during
bite the cyanide molar and kill myself
>eating pussy
truly the most beta thing imaginable
>>27673678
thats what niggers on the down low say. a straight male is drawn to pussy
>>27673671
>she gives me a foot job during
Literally how?
Leave the room
Get shitfaced in hope i forget what i saw
>>27673731
penis goes between feet from the top of feet
>>27673548
>turn 2pi radians
>walk out
>>27673548
I see how far I can get my arm in
>>27673548
how phobic of you to assume that I'm a cishet male or any subcategory that'd be attracted to your filth
>>27673888
Well that mean you made a 360 turn and that you are walking towards her.
>>27673874
>during
Operative word in my question.
I don't know man, I could smell her pussy from here, all that fatty flabs sweat, urine crystals, fecal matter, labia smegma, I would just gag. This is almost the female equivalent of the amazing atheist's body.
>Pull out M9
>Mag dump
>Claim she tried to attack me with a biological weapon
>whats in that ya piss hole ya fukken chunk tart
>>27673548
Liberate tuteme ex inferis