I AM NOT LEAVING THIS THREAD UNTIL I GET A GF
THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION
>is on normie9k
>thinks he'll will get a gf by being an edgy faggot
This is officer dubs. You are under arrest.
>>27673298
This thread will 404 friendo
>>27673373
Do even know what edgy means?
Stfu, but thanks for the bump
>>27673385
Check em, fuccboi
>>27673403
I will kill myself if it 404's
I AM A NEET NEGOTIATER
WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?
>>27673814
I WANT ONE QT GF
SHE CAN BE ANY RACE
CAN'T BE TALLER THAN ME (6'3")
DOESN'T HATE ME
COULD YOU ALSO GET US SOME TENDIES, WE'RE GETTING HUNGRY IN HERE
>>27673501
make sure you stream it
>>27673886
It will be a TIDAL exclusive, senpai
>>27673298
>THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION
Who'S the hostage, friendo?
>>27673955
He is, mateo.
>>27673955
Your mom is the hostage
how is op right now
>>27673298
Plis for to be licking my erekt bonarr, jes?
>chads break in
>grab op
>drag him outside with the rope while mommy watches
>>27674019
OP HERE
I WILL PULL THE TRIGGER VERY SOON IF I DON'T GET A GF
THERE ARE BILLIONS OF WOMEN ON THIS PLANET, I JUST WANT 1
>>27674023
STFU
>>27674033
PSHHT
*TELEPORTS BEHIND CHAD*
*TAP HIM ON SHOULDER*
*SHOVE MY KATANA INTO HIS STUPID CHISELED CHEST*
GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27673964
>He is, mateo.
Oh, everything's in order then. Nobody cares about a pathetic male robot neet. :3
>>27673994
Hehe. Le your mom joke. kek
Your only hope
>>27674033
>chad ties him up in the street
>proceeds to fuck his mommy in front of everyone
>anon is forced to watch by police officers
>everyone cheers and claps
>>27673298
convert 2 islam and kill urself
then u hav meny gf ^:)
>>27674757
I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM AND MAKE HER MY GF
>>27674778
DELETE YOUR FAGGOT FACE
>>27674789
>455754377 tumblr notes
>>27674809
I WANT A GF NOW
>>27673385
>85
Impersonating an officer is a crime
>>27673385
lol faggy
>>27673858
>6'3"
>Lonely
GET >>>/OUT/
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A GF, STAT
I'll maybe be your gf OP. Tell me a bit about yourself
>>27673298
>sir, this place is reserved for another thread, I must ask you to leave
>>27676401
>got rejected on r9k
JUST
>>27673298
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOMEONE GET HIM A GF QUICK
JUST LET MY DOG GO PLEASE
>>27673298
QUICK SOMEONE GET THIS MAD MAN A GIRLFRIEND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HEARTLESS WENCHES EVERYWHERE JUMP ON HIS COCK NOW IT'S AN EMERGENCYCONDUCTOR WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM
>>27673298
Hey OP.
So uh...are you free for today? 'Cause if you are, we could go watch that new movie at the cinema. Only if you're up for it of course.
>>27677729
HE DOESNT WANT A GF
