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>having an intelligent discussion with anon in another thread
>mention my gender because it was pertinent to the discussion
>conversation grinds to a screeching halt

>"fuck off normie reee"
>"pls be my gf"
>"fembots are robots"
>"LONDON"
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>>27672881
Yup, don't make the same mistake next time, ya stupid cunt.
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>it was pertinent to discussion
How?
Just wondering.
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>>27672881
FUCK OFF HIJACK I KNOW YOUR WAYS.
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Oh shut up, you cunt.
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>>27672881
That is nice and all but when are you going to fuck off finally?
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>>27672881
>woman
>intelligent discussion
Was maths or physics involved? Chemistry?
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>>27672881
Eat shit and die whore.
You are worthless.
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> tfw post eyes in the eye thread
> some people notice they're feminine, but it's impossible to be certain
> see another femanon post "eyes"
> she posts half of her face fishing for attention
> "but i'm ugly teehee :DDD"

JUST
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>>27672918
>subject specific
Intelligent discussion can be had surrounding just about anything. It's how you're discussing rather than what you're discussing.
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>>27672892
>>27672918
I forgot the exact conversation. Just trust me.
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>>27672881
FEMBOTS
ARE
NOT
ROBOTS

FUCKING HELL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
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>>27672950
>remembers discussion
>oh but actually i dont

fuck off whore, you were called out on trying to use the "but i have a vagina!" arguement and not your anus hurts from it
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>>27672881
ROASTIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY COMMENT IS TOO LOW IN ORIGINAL CONTENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why do you fucking whores always post anime pics in every fembot feels thread? It doesn't make you cute, everyone knows you are either an ugly bitch or a vapid stacy whore, fuck off.
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>>27672881
>mention my gender because it was pertinent to the discussion
I doubt it.

pls bemy gf
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>>27672921
3d eyes are disgusting and should be banned
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>>27672973
>>27672892

It's a fucking obvious troll you idiots.
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>oneitis can't even have a proper conversation w you

God I just want him to love me
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>>27672881
Post tits plz darling
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>>27673060
y knot ROBLOX
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>>27672881
>say something
>get response
>say same something
> expect this thread to be any different
Fuck off.
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>>27672881
>LONDON
kekd right there
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>>27673060
HAVE YOU TRIED INITIATING A CONVERSATION
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>anons seriously think its a roastie behind the post
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>>27673244
Let us pretend anon. I'm so sick of you breaking my immersion.
It's rare for me to have female contact so I'm OK with pretending.
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>>27672921
>post in eyes thread
>anon asks why im down
>thread is instantly deleted

all i want is to talk to someone to not feel alone
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>>27672881
It's happened to me, too.

Last time I remember was a discussion about Russia. I happened to mention that my boyfriend is from Russia and then it's...

"male or female"
"tits or gtfo"
"do you like your Russian's big cock up your ass?"

I understand that there are attention whores out there but for fuck's sake recognize the difference.
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>>27673222
YES I HAVE TRIED MULTIPLE TIMES
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>>27673613
It could've been avoided had you said you were gay. You knew what you were doing
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>It's 6am
>I can't sleep, despite feeling exhausted
>Keep trying to get some rest but get annoyed after 30 minutes of restlessness then end up back on here

Not exactly an exclusive "femanon" feel but it's what I'm feeling.
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>>27672881
>mention my gender
>>>/tumblr/
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>>27673645
ask him to beeee your bf
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>>27672881
>That feel when you get CHINKED and no longer want pathetic white penis
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>>27673836
is that the girl from the MDE street fashion video?
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>tfw your little brother sniffs your panties
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>>27673836
thats a porn actress, anon. she would fuck a dog for the right amount of money.
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>>27673836
>wanting penis in the first place
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>>27673855
Yeah it looks just like her. I don't think it's the video those comments were talking about though.
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Who else is excited for SUPER LOVERS?
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>>27672881
>intelligent discussion
>gender was relevant
fuck you, get out
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>>27673885
>female pedos
The larger problematic side of pedophilia.
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>>27672881
>woman
>intelligent discussion
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>>27673749
Can I make you some tea or milk to help you sleep?
All I ask is that you be my gf
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>>27673884
yeah just looked it up, it is her. hahahahaha
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>>27673912
now adays maybe, the potential is still there.
just off the top of my head i remember marie curie and ada lovelace
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>>27673977
>ada lovelace
We Wuz Progarmmerz!
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>>27673977
>marie curie
>implying her husband didnt do all the work
kekkles
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>>27673944
Thanks Anon, but I'm old and busted. A 27 year old grandma. Save your kindless for a younger, newer model of anonymous female. I'll be rooting for you.
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>>27674037
be my 27 year old mommy gf
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>>27674037
I'm 35. You're young and fresh to me. Anal?
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>>27674024
sorry, i can see i was wrong. you arent even capable of human language
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>>27674037
can I pretend you're my old aunt?
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>>27674037
Not the same anon but can I bee your friend? and ONLY your friend? I'm just bored and lonely and don't like relationships/sex
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>>27674037
>Deluge of replies
Women can be lonely too guys!
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>>27673865
Is that good or bad?
I've never had a sister or a cross dressing brother before.
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>>27674043
>>27674054
I'm a complete normie roastie toastie and I'm in a relationship. Sorry I can't be your anal loving mommy gf.
>>27674061
Yes, I'll be your aunt. Call me Aunt Anon.
>>27674066
We can be friends and only friends.
>>27674096
Never said I was lonely, only that I was tired. Hell I didn't even call myself a fembot and said femanon in quotes.
>tfw it's nearly 7am and I'm still up
Pic not related as its a sunset not a sunrise
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To avoid this, just never mention your gender
It's essentially meaningless on an anonymous message board
The only time you should mention if your a grill is if you're camwhoring or showing tits, other than that, you're just going to get a million posts either hating you or
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>27674238
LONDON
is a damn cool meme though
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I want every normie slut on this board to fuck off
Just go the fuck to /soc/ with the others of your disgusting kind
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>>27674194
>We can be friends and only friends.
Are you trying to ruse me or are you actually serious?

If you are serious do you have a skype? I don't talk to many people.
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>>27674194
>I'm in a relationship

nothing new at all
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>>27673613
>boyfriend
You deserve what came to you.
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>>27672881
>intelligent discussion
>girl

Yeah, no.
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>>27674194
>I'm a complete normie roastie toastie and I'm in a relationship.
Then go the fuck away
You don't belong here and are guaranteed to be detrimental to this board's culture and post quality
Just get the fuck out normalfag, nobody wants you here
Go to /soc/ and pretend your lonely in their "shutin" thread. Don't come here and act like you're one of us you miserable fucking whore
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>>27674284
> tfw everything in the male section is true for me
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>>27674303
Why?

Bloxerino
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>>27674331
Then be my gf tubby
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>>27674334
Because while you're getting your roast beef stretched, we're slaving away at a wagecuck job and trying to improve ourselves just to have a smidgen of the happiness you have.
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>>27674334
see this post norman >>27674329
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>>27674329
Fuck off, newfag.
You're one of cancer cells that lead to deterioration of the original /r9k/.
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>>27674398
>I'm le gentlemen XD
Back to /r/4chan buddy
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Girls can't be robots fuck off!
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>mention my gender because it was pertinent to the discussion

Somehow I get the feeling women always find a way to make it pertinent.
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>>27674398
This, holy shit. This board is supposed to be for original content and greentext stories. How the fuck can you have original content if everyone is a carbon copy of each other, locked in a constant circlejerk of how lonely you all are?
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>>27674284
>>27674329
I've been on /r9k/ since before this place became a cluster of >tfw no gf and >forever alone. I'm not just going to up and leave because someone tells me too. Just like with 98% of the threads I post to I just want post my sex, so I'll just blend back into the mess that is /r9k/
>>27674281
I have a Skype, I may need to do a lost password on it because I seldom use it. If you leave yours I'll add you before I attempt to go to sleep again
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>>27674329
But anon, people like you is the reason why /r9k/ is shit. Before, we had threads were people talked about their daily problems and nobody ever had the need to state their relationship status or gender. Then /b/ shits came in and started sperging at everything, others thought it's funny to trigger them. One thing led to another and we got robot "culture". Where 90% of the people pretend to be girls just to trigger autists.

And now we have these kind of threads. The epitome of "quality" of /r9k/ And it's all thanks to people like you.
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>>27674441
>>27674439
Back to /r/4chan le gentlemen
You're cancer
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>>27673749
>>27674037
It's literally like I'm reading posts made by me.

I was attracted to this thread because I remember being young and on the internet and making the same mistake op did. Oh op, you will learn to avoid it.
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>>27672881
fuck off normie reee
pls be my gf
fembots are robots
LONDON
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>>27674361
You don't work shit for me. You slave away for your government so they could tax you and send away your young people to foreign lands. You haven't seen a struggle until you've been in bombed lands, male or female. You're the one who lives a comfy life + has a job, something many people here dream about.
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>>27674460
I love the denial that is feels posters. You will never ever be the first inhabitants of this board, you will always be the cancer that killed the original /r9k/
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>>27674460
Quality response. The good old "reee normies get out".

You piece of shit should leave. This board is almost worse than /b/ because of preteen scum like you who post here on a daily basis. The only "original content" this board has now is
> tfw no gf
bullshit over and over again because you keep manning the furnace.
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>>27674500
>>27674507
You will always be le gentlesirs of reddit
Now fuck off
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>>27674485
Anyone from a third world country needs to get the fuck off my board and go back to >>>/int/
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>>27674539
You will always be the cancer that killed this board.

Hang yourself already, frogposter.
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>>27674439
tfwnoyanderegf (I made the skype as a joke but It became my main since I made a few friends on it. They all left me but I still use it. Ignore the name please)
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>>27674556
Stay mad, newfag cancer. You need to fuck off from my board that you shat all over with your imaginary struggles.
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>>27674024
thanks for making me laugh screened
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>>27674558
Except that would be you reddit
Go post about the drawing your wife's nigger son made somewhere else gentleman
*tips*
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>>27673977
>WE WUZ IRRADIATED N SHIET
>WE WUZ PROGRAMMERS
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>>27673977
I bet you couldn't even program your way out of a wet paper bag, you dumb bitch.
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>>27672881
there is never a reason to state your gender, you can talk about dogs and cats without being one so it doesnt add anything worthwhile just some random anecdotal evidence if you say you are a man or a woman

shit excuse whore
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>>27674589
Your place will always be /int/ with the rest of the third world shitters
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>>27674644
Nah. You can cry all you want, but /r9k/ will be taken back slowly.
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>>27674641
anon please, ive been doing this for a decade, what have you done?
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>>27674669
Doing what for a decade? attention whoring on 4chan like the useless pig waste you are?
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>tfw anxiety is controlling my life
>avoid crowded places which means seeing movies/eating out at non-peak times
>tell people dog is aggressive so they won't approach us
>inside of my cheeks like raw hamburger because I bite them until they bleed
>pull out my hair and eyebrow hair obsessively because of anxiety and have since childhood, look worse because I'm blonde
>regularly get overwhelmed at school/work/shopping and have to cry in the bathroom
>had to do a class presentation last night and burst out crying in front of everyone (I am 21)
>tfw not dead yet
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>>27674664
>mudshits will organize to take back /r9k/
>ever
Please
If there's one thing annoying /pol/ shits do it's keep YOU fuckers out
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>>27674689
This is incredibly sad, yet also cute and stirs protective instincts in me
So go away normie and find a better place than this hellhole
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>>27674687
programming. but thanks for the attention.
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>>27672921
>implying that you're somehow better than her. lmao shut the fuck up.
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>>27674689
Ever thought of seeing someone to try to work through that stuff?
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>>27674728
>not knowing how to greentext properly
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>>27673471
If you were the crying goth boy I was the one who asked why you were down
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>>27674737
but im a girl so its ok if i make mistakes. female privilege ^_^
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>>27674764
>but im a girl so its ok
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>>27674748
hi anon, thanks for asking. im not exactly a goth boy though
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>>27674787
Alright
So why were you down?
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>Hai, femanon here ;3
>tits or gtfo
gee we've never been over this before, nope
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>>27674785
either way, that stupid bitch puts down another girl, calling her an attention whore while mentioning her own gender at the same time. It's really funny when fembots do that to try and fit in and be "one of da boyz". hope she gets raped.
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>>27674801
well TLDR is childhood trauma, both in the family and school, left me pretty messed up, and i found out i wanna be a girl.
now im getting fucked in university and fucked in my psychiatric treatment since i finally crumbled to depression and stress
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>>27672881

London? Pls respond
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>>27674030
Nope, he was only a little helping
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>>27674689
>tfw don't have the heart to ree
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>>27674880
WE WUZ SCIENTISTS AND SHIET
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>>27674860
I'm sorry anon
Did something happen recently? The straw that broke the camel's back
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>>27674713
>white knight
This is why we don't have social norms that keep women and men equal.
You gotta fight that anon. Someone being in a poor situation doesn't mean anything positive. Women won't ever give you the same treatment.

Not even trying to be rude. You just have to know it's a problem. I have those problems too.
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>>27675207
not really, that straw was last september. it just feels like everything is falling apart around me, and that everything is so pointless.
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>>27675278
Okay anon gonna need to know a bit more
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>>27675306
well im failing university because i cant get myself to get out the door and face the world. i had to do the group projects for the last 7 semesters almost singlehandedly so that gave a lot of stress buildup.
im barely able to function outside my own little world.
therapy and antidepressants havent done anything after a few different meds and a lot of sessions.
now theres also a really long wait for me to get referred on to a gender clinic.
over all, i feel like a giant failure and despite how well ive done in the past it never feels even close to good enough. i guess thats what living with an abusive stalking mom that wants you dead and 10 years of constant bullying does to you.
i considered an heroing at 7 and have kept having those thoughts eversince. the only reason i havent is because i dont want to disappoint my dad further, so ill at least try to wait for him to pass first.

idk if that helps, i just wrote it down as it popped up in my mind
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>>27675426
Anon do you have any other family besides your parents that are any better?
And how are you paying for uni
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>>27675462
i lived with my dad before moving out, hes pretty chill but i never got that close with him after my time with my mom. other than that i dont.
the gov is paying for education over here luckily
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>>27675496
Have any aunts or uncles?
It really sounds like you should put uni on hold and focus on your depression. You can deal with all of these things at once
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>>27675513
yea i checked my options for that, the best i could do was delay some of the courses a bit. anything else wouldnt work out
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>tfw you actually are from London
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>>27675617
Would you date a burger?
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>>27675544
Anon you should delay as much as you can and try to get your shit in order
One thing at a time though. Maybe take a day or two to rest
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>>27675645
Maybe.

I like burger accents.
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>>27675714
>I like burger accents.
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
:^)
I like English accents
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>>27675680
i am, im basically a neet at this point, just trying to do at least a minimum to keep enrolled. otherwise i completely agree, ive at least gotten a deal with the uni that ill have a less intense time for the rest of the year. hopefully that will be enough to at least have gotten started on some of the problems.
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>>27674485
>You don't work shit for me. You slave away for your government so they could tax you and send away your young people to foreign lands. You haven't seen a struggle until you've been in bombed lands, male or female. You're the one who lives a comfy life + has a job, something many people here dream about.

I don't give a flying fuck about bombed lands you corny nigger. Frankly I wish that cunt's bf had died in one of them. Lay off the melodrama already.
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>>27675757
That's good anon
You'l get through this :3
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"fembots" do not exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
this is now a train thread
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>>27672919
>image
Singlzs have never spoken Greater truth
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>>27674713

What the fuck was so "incredibly sad" about it? The stupid bitch is completely normal, goes to school, apparently her biggest problem is that she chews her cheeks because she's "anxious"? Oh fuck me stop the presses world's saddest tale ever told

Fuck I'm so goddamn tired of white knight faggots, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you so hellbent on treating them differently because they have a cunt?

God I'm mad
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>>27675790
i hope, else theres always my dads gun when the time comes.

thanks for being cool anon. i wish the best for you with whatever you may want to do
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>tfw a few girls wanted him as a bf after breakup
>tfw you got him
>tfw you're gonna take his virginity and keep him safe
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>>27676030
You know he said those exact same things to her, right? Like word for word.
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>>27672881
>/r9k/ sucks
>stay on /r9k/
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>>27676030
Reminder that anything other than sex within marriage open to procreation is degenerate and only for sluts
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>>27675830
It is pathetic that you get so angry over others showing compassion on an anonymous image board. Your post/life is pointless whining
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>>27676058
Who cares? I just wanna fuck him. I won't abuse him and act like a bitch like his last girlfriend. I'll fuck him, but I'll treat him well.
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>>27676164
If you fuck him you aren't treating him well
You're just damning both of you to hell
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>>27676106

You have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about and the biggest irony is that your pissy, dickless reply was infinitely more pointless than mine ever was.
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>>27676164
>I won't abuse him and act like a bitch like his last girlfriend
Elaborate. What did she do?
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>>27676197
I knew exactly what you meant you sperg, that you're pissed that someone got sympathy replies for being female, even though the replies were basically "that's sad but you're still a girl so leave". People like you are what make the board so shitty. You are even worse than the "whiteknights", if you could even call an offhand comment whiteknighting. Caring about gender whether in a positive/negative way is what derails the entire board. Getting angry that a girl, probably a fucking fake girl, got sympathetic replies is probably the most retarded thing I can think of aside from trying to reason with you
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>>27676184
I know you're just shitposting, but I really want to be with him and marry him. It's not purely lust. I don't want to use him. Plus I just want to protect him. He's so small and innocent. Beautiful boys need protection.
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>>27676288
But I'm not just shitposting
Everything I've said is correct
If you want to be one do it properly and marry him
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>>27676275

I hope you realise I didn't even bother reading this, you belong on plebbit, please fuck off back there already faggot.
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>>27676288

I had a girl tell me these things before and she turned out to be a liar.

Please don't be a liar. Please.
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>>27676307
>>27676184
>>27676105

>Theology major

you're one of those gay ass niggas who likes to research kings and queens and thinks monarchy is a viable form of government,
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>>27676350
>gay ass niggas
No valid opinions here
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>>27676307
lol christfags
shouldn't you be at a Cruz rally or something?
>>27676275
you don't have to leave, just don't pretend you're one of us
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>>27676350
Not the poster you're replying to, but monarchy isn't just a viable form of government. It is the greatest form of government.
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>>27676371
>Believes in orthodoxy
>Doesn't realize Deism or Pantheism are better options

stay invalid, bruh
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>>27676307
I really wanna marry him and be by his side forever. I've never really liked men before and he feels different.

>>27676324
I'm totally serious about this. I would risk my fucking life for him.

>>27676199
She would yell at him a lot, have wild shitty mood swings and hit him a lot.
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>>27676392
suddenly im glad i dont have a fembot gf. what the fuck man.
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>>27672921
>post eyes
>have massive faggio genes so long eyelashes
>get bullied for having girl eyes

T-thanks mom
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>>27676392
Oh, and that's not him. That's her new drug dealing boyfriend.
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>>27676381
Keep posting trains please buddy
>>27676389
No merit to either of them tbqh
Don't know where you got the idea I'm Eastern Orthodox though
They don't venerate St. Thomas Aquinas or St. Thomas Moore
>>27676392
And my statement still stands
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>>27676419
Anybody posting in an eyes thread should off themselves regardless. Pointless attentionwhoring with no purpose, just go to /soc/ for that shit.

>>27676322
>why haven't you killed yourself yet
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>>27676413
Hmm? Why? I just wanna keep him happy and safe from the world. She was an evil Tumblr sjw who beats men.
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>get suspected of being a female in an /r9k/ discord chat
>permavirgins lose their shit immediately
>one guy in particular just goes berserk
>pretty sure he would've been placed on some security watchlist if he had written that stuff on social media
>he eventually calms down but continues being passive aggressive like the rest of them
>they start questioning me about my "intentions"
>don't give them the answers they want
>get kicked by one of the permavirgin mods
kek.
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>>27676463
i thought that was you in the picture.
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>>27676448
LMAO we're not all brown eyed shit skins like you. end yourself
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>>27676463
Cool. Where did you find him?
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>>27676518
Only a woman or faggot would do something like post in a hand/eyes/hair rate thread.
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>>27676430
Wtf even is that? Human sewage?
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>>27672881
>post eyes in eye thread
>"you look like an ugly ass women
nevermind
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>>27676571
Post qt eyes
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>>27676512
Hello to the no. I'm just a regualr girl with pale skin and long black hair. My looks are just old fashion. No colored hair, piercings or tats. Too girly and scared of that.

>>27676541
I went to school with him and we're pretty close. We share a lot of loser interests like art, animation and cartoons.

>>27676560
That's a batshit insane feminist ex
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>>27676058
I'd like to add, I know he's probably said something similar to his ex, but at least he's never fucked her. I know he's not perfect and neither and I, but to me he's perfect. I'm just happy to have eased his depression and can make him smile and laugh again. I wanna protect this little boys smile. He's changing his whole life for me and moving someplace new.
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>>27676648
Posted another pic
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>>27676853
be my sleep deprived gf
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>>27676503
Jesus fucking Christ that's too funny
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>>27676853
r u a finn?
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>>27676853
>tfw the same bags underneath eyes no matter how much I sleep
end my life family
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>>27672881
>I come to /r9k/ for intelligent discussion
You're not too bright, are you, vaginaperson?
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>>27676853

you have the same eyes as this monica girl who I went on a date with, ate hamburgers together, drank a bit, went to her place, slept together, but didn't have sex so she got mad and never responded to me ever again.

fuck you monica.
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>>27676847
>I wanna protect this little boys smile.
How little is he?
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>>27676853
tfw youll never have eyes like those
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>>27676847
Can you tell me a little bit more about him? I'm very curious.
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>>27673773
Yeah good advice pal ill totally do that
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>>27677243
Sleepy ones?
Girl one?
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>>27676853
HELLO SPOONY

>all these newfriends not knowing who spoony is or that there's nudes of this girl on the net for years
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>>27677581
Well if you won't and you're just going to waste time pining I'll solve your problem now
Be my gf :^)
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>>27677590
almond shaped, girl one is a close second
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>>27677654
But why would a boy want girl eyes anon?
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>>27677683
ive always wanted to be one
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>>27677706
Go away "anonnette"
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>>27677728
can i come back later?
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>>27677766
When you're not wishing to be an attention whoring woman
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>>27677791
who said i wanted to be an attention whore?
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>>27677824
Women are attention whores by definition
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>>27677837
are you sure its not just because robots give them more attention than the avg poster that it seems that way
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>>27677879
london didn't start here friendo
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>>27677927
maybe, london is overused anyway
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>Forced to go outside for the first time in ages
>almost walked straight into a lightpost because thinking about oneitis
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>>27677969
Truly there is justice
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>>27677620

I'm who now? I don't have nudes wut
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>>27678242
Post skype friendo
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>>27677987
tfw that lightpost almost got more human interaction in that instant than i get in a year
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>>27678321
How can your oneitis love someone who can't greentext
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>tfw ate too much chocolate

I feel sick senpaitachi. I was also in the eyes bread earlier today and am apparently obviously male, meanwhile, the bread got conveniently deleted shortly after I started regretting ever having posted my eyes in it. Attention whoring is not for me.
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>>27676656
>Hello to the no. I'm just a regualr girl with pale skin and long black hair. My looks are just old fashion. No colored hair, piercings or tats. Too girly and scared of that.
Fuck. And my crush is a crossbreed of tumblr shit but old fashioned just like that

END MY LIFE
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>>27678300
post skype pls

skypebl0x
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>>27678343
Hey now anon
I was here first
You go look for another femanon
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>>27678360
>>27678343
I SMELLED HER FIRST

HER HAIR IS MINE
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>>27678360
let's settle it with a skype group chat and she can pick a winner
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>>27678409
No
We'll settle it like this
Check my dubs
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>>27678427
Your get game is weak, old man.
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>>27678427
ill wait until you get them, dont worry bro im still here checking
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>>27678467
>>27678480
I'll just call in some help
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>>27678527
kek'd

This comment is approved 100% original.
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>>27678550
No dubs today
Guess nobody gets a qt's skype
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>>27672881
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING WANTED HERE FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID WHORE
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>>27677086
Age or height? He's 5'7 and I'm 6
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>>27678427
>>27678527
>>27678615

Get a load of these scrubs.
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>>27678638
How mean and naughty. I wanna rape your pathetic little boy pussy.
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>>27678687
>How mean and naughty. I wanna rape your pathetic little boy pussy.
What? Please do this to me.
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>>27678646
Reminder that you'll still drag both of you to hell
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>>27677837
I only want attention from cute fem girls and twinks tbqh
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>>27678759
>twinks
But I don't want to give you attention
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>>27678704
Good, good. I don't want to go to normie heaven.
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>>27678300
>>27678343

Why do people think I'm a washed up old video game critic and why would you want my Skype.
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>>27678759
but maybe ill end up cute, oh please let me end up cute
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>>27678821
I want your skype because you're a qt
Spoony is a girl who attention whored on here
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>>27678782
It's all good. I've already won the hearts of a few bi twinks, traps and girls. In return I've gotten dick and titty pics. Then again, I could have just asked them.
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>>27678799
Hardening your heart out of spite isn't the right thing to do femanon
You're just going to kill the one you love
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>>27678847
>giving out nudes
Gross
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>>27672918
Ah yes, mathematical intelligence, the only intelligence, clearly. :^)
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>>27678835
>>27678853
post more iconography, byzantine-kun :3
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>>27674194
LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ROASTE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27678695
Spread that tight ass, honey. I'd pound your sweet ass with my strap on everyday
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>>27678904
Would you really? Every day sounds a bit much. Location?
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>>27678871
Silly religious robot, you are just turning me on. I've violently make love to your sweet ass and drink all your cum
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>>27672881
>spend too long masturbating with a high powered vibrator
>entire lower body still tingling twenty minutes later
>crotch so sensitive I'm going to try running my vagina under the cold tap to numb it
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>>27678879
I'm not Byzantine
I'm Roman Rite Catholic
>>27678937
That's very gross
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>>27678902
Only after you cum in my pussy and ass.
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>>27678963
the art is byzantine style, senpai-pai.
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>talk to fembot in a thread, talks about loneliness
>get contact
>turns out she had a lot of friends and people she talked to often

Well I don't mind that situation but I can't help but feel baited
I've met some actual lonely females on here, some of them managed to get bfs and I'm happy for them, some of them just vanished
I wish I didn't have this stupid need to talk to women, or I wish I had been born a girl instead
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>>27678933
Ireland blox69
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>>27678994
I wish I could hug you a little
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>>27678995
I know what you did.
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>>27678951
pls be my irl gf

irlbl0x
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>>27678963
Ikr? Now I'm gonna masturbate to these pics. Thank you, sweet cheeks
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>>27678995
>Ireland blox69
Okay close enough. Contact info?
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>>27678989
I know
I was just clarifying that I'm not Byzantine Rite/Orthodox however
>>27679056
?
To pictures of saints in byzantine style icons
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>>27678933
I'm from Texas now post boy pussy please. I'm super horny. Dick is ok too.
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>>27679080
I'm imagining then naked, fucking each other ~
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>>27679089
hey im from texas too. you're a faggot and should kill yourself.
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>>27679111
Now I know you're just trying to bother me
I've seen worse things
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>>27679112
Hey I'm not from Texas and you should both kill yourselves for being from Texas.
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>>27679112
How about I just rape you? Post dick, fuckboy and get me pregnant
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>>27674689
>avoid crowded places
>pull out my eyebrow hair

so much these
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