Who /stinky/ here? Haven't showered in 6 fucking months.
2 months
Fuck the system desu
I used to be like that...
Go for a run now!!! It's the best way to start living in my experience, then you will feel more free and you will start spending more time outside your house
Why dont you shower? It's great.
>>27672690
i've got two questions for you:
1. why? and
2. how? teach me wizzardking
>>27672705
forgot to include
>>27673745
showered two days ago.
>/devilish/
>>27672995
This.
Showering feels so good, It's the only thing I look forward to in the morning.
showered and shaved 20 minutes ago :-)
I don't shower because my shower at my house is fucking disgusting because of my roomate and I have a panic attack when I enter it. But I work at a hotel so I take a bath in a big bathtub about once every two weeks.
I haven't showered in a long time. I don't even wipe, to bolster my immune system for the post-antibiotic era. On winter days the shit dries between my ass cracks like egg yolk stuck to a dinner plate, and in the summer it melts like a chocolate left out in the sun.
>>27672690
I /stinky/ here, I haven't showered in 3 months, I have about 30 piss bottles filled to the brim in my room plus one has tipped over and split urine all over the floor but I am too lazy to clean that up.
I also tried that shit jug idea but the hole on the top wasn't big enough so my turd just went on the floor, when I farted shit kinda spurt out and stained the carpet.
I don't go near that section of my room anymore. My solution is to spray it with axe body spray.
You guys would be dead. Liars.
>>27673828
what if you had a girl over? she'd think that was gross
>>27673803
Same here, shower buddy. I also washed my long, ginger hair.
>>27673854
LMAO GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP
>>27673854
>Girl
I haven't showered for 3 months anon, don't think any girl will get close.
When I take the bus all the normies stay away from me. Being /stinky/ is the best because it's basically normie repellent.
>>27672690
I shower errday, but I wear underwear for a week.
I cum in my boxers at least 5x/day
They smell so ripe and I work with 95% women
I am the alpha dawg
Gross m6
>>27672690
Last night.
You people with bad hygiene are going to get yourself sick.
>>27673983
Oh yeah? We'll see who's laughing when the post antibiotic era is here and your weak immune system can't handle the new environment. Living in the equivalent of a NASA clean room is going to make you weak.
I haven't wiped my ass in 9 months and I already feel stronger. I never wash my GGR (Germ Generation Regions) which are my arm pits, ass, crotch and feet. I am a pioneer in health just like the wright brothers were a pioneer in transportation.
>>27673983
Wrong, being /stinky/ is the most healthiest lifestyle there is.
>>27673796
its cold as fuck and feels weird on my arms
>>27674168
Makes me go REEEEEEEEE when I take a WEEEEEEEEE
I finger my anus throughout the day and never was my hands
I showered on Sunday, usually go for a week or two between them
>tfw you need to take a shit but you keep it in
>>27674256
>Hold in massive shit
>Wait all day
>Release
>Won't come out
>Hold it in longer
>Go to sleep
>Shit yourself in your sleep
>Oh well
>Don't clean it up
>Get used to the sloshy feeling in your underpants
>Feels good after a while
/stinky/ poo but I won't in the loo.
>>27674256
If you squeeze it in for a few minutes your body usually just forgets about needing to go anyway
>>27674256
It makes me feel motivated and creative when I do that. How about you?
>doesnt take a shower for 6 months
>tfw no girlfriend
Kek
>>27673821
>>27673821
Anon you should re-evaluate your life. Remember suicide is always an option
>>27674010
What the fuck is wrong with you?
truly oregano
>>27674335
>accepting any girl who won't accept you
double kek
>>27672690
been a week now familia
i wonder if i smell, how the fuck do i check.
>>27674335
If she can't handle OP at his worst, she doesn't deserve him at his best :^)
>>27673828
>have about 30 piss bottles filled to the brim in my room plus one has tipped over
>I also tried that shit jug idea but the hole on the top wasn't big enough
>spray it with axe body spray.
At what point does it get bad enough that you shit on your own floor and leave it there and just spray it with axe?
>>27674168
My shower has this magic knob that changes the temperature.
>>27674523
>At what point does it get bad enough that you shit on your own floor and leave it there and just spray it with axe?
Well anon, I'm just being /stinky/ there is nothing wrong with me shitting on my own floor.
Besides I can't afford water anymore. So I'm being /DEVILISH/ toward the landlord when he kicks me out.
>>27674830
> there is nothing wrong with me shitting on my own floor.
Yes there is
