ITT: people you recognise on /r9k/
>that guy who posts "gave him a lethal dose of morphine" threads
>that guy who always defends women in women hate threads
>that guy who always posts cuck threads
>>27671878
>that guy who posts "people you recognise on /r9k/" threads
>>27671878
>that guy who posts fitness threads that have better info than most of /fit/'s database
keep up the good work nick
>>27671878
>that girl who's ashamed of her height
She doesn't even post that much either, I just happen to notice her every time. She might have legit mental issues
>that guy who kept posting eurobeat
>>27671878
>browsing 4chan
>anon makes a thread and asks for people I recognize
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>that tfw when no qt philipina gf guy
>that nerd who's never had a gf
>that meth head pedophile whos 16 year old gf's parents flew him to california for 6 months
>that one christfag who starts all the religion threads
>that other idiot christfag who rebuts with the dumbest of arguments
>>27671978
>that euphoric fedora
>>27671878
>that guy who posts "gave him a lethal dose of morphine" threads
Just for the record, I am also the same guy who was OP of the 'Rare Elliots' thread.
>That nerd who always posts logical arguments but always with an attachment of hentai tits
>>27671978
>that butthurt fedora who was rebutted and had no argument
the guy who hates buddhism
the RJ King guy with all his male model pictures
there used to the the "how can you compete with THIS" guy but he's gone now
the lorde guy
that guy who posted close up pepes with rap lyrics
>>27671903
Is she too tall or too short?
>That guy who used to do bait and switch lewd-posts with an anime girl as OP picture where you'd realise that he's talking about a gay couple at the end of his short story
>that guy who used to do 'the misadventures of Chad thundercock' threads
Miss them both.
>>27671919
kys
originale
>>27671961
What the fuck. HOW AND WHY.
>that guy who always says he knows better than you but can never explain why frog legs taste like chicken nuggies
>>27671978
>Having ability to rebut with dumb arguments, genius... noice bruv bonus point.
>>27672170
She's too tall in her eyes but she's just regular height. She wishes she was short so she could be petite and tiny but I would date her desu, 5'4 isn't even tall not that there's even anything wrong with that
>>27671961
His name is Kyler
>that guy who posts songs in vocaroo threads that are pretty good, which makes you wonder why he's even here
>that guy who finds Benadryl to be a recreational substance
>that guy who wants to be someone's sissy fucktoy
>that guy who responds with fuckhuge lenghty responses with terrible punctuation and grammar
>>27671878
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP guy
>>27671878
>That guy who still hasn't gotten his [insert a billion pronouns here] fillipino gf
>that anon who makes people you recognize on /r9k/ threads
>>27671878
That comfy frogposter who mocks the wageslaves.
Thisguy who always replies to him with a smug wojak.
The one girl who is probably a true robot, but never gets accepted because lolvagina.
That one "I am 7 feet tall and my dick is the size of my arm and I look like a model, but no gf ;___;" guy.
>>27672380
>>that guy who wants to be someone's sissy fucktoy
That's a lot of guys desu
>>27672434
Who's the robot girl? What makes her a true robot?
>the cuck fantasy poster who posts the same pics of a tall girl, claims she's his wife, and that he's a deformed impotent manlet
>>27671878
>women pretending to be lonely and depressed
>>27672461
Bitching about a situation she could change by not being a lazy piece of shit.
>>27672491
Hahahaha what scenario is that? Is she a fat bitch? Also that description is pretty accurate of the average robot
>>27672491
>lazy piece of shit
>/r9k/
Really?
The "why do Asians grill love whites guys so much" guy
>>27672514
What problems do you have that cant be solved or mitigated by working hard?
>that ugly insecure black girl
>that guy who claims to be Chad and having a qt gf but in reality is just a loser like all other robots
>>27672575
>That guy who makes high quality animated pepes.
desu i tend to assume that anything that gets repeatedly posted has more than one person posting it just because i don't want to believe that such extreme autism exists
Except the "girls in this thread who have done scenes with asian men" guy who pops up in every pornstar thread, fuck that guy.
>the guy who makes crappy fake fb/tinder screenshots from porn and posts LOL WOMEN R DUM WHORES
>>27671956
>that nerd who's never had a gf
That's 3/4 of us, bucko.
>>27672583
>>27672583
i love that guy
>that guy who sat on a baby and killed it
>>27671878
>that guy who creates fart threads with BRAAAAAP as the first line
>>27672469
I always lel at him (loving every lel (loving every lolz))
>that guy who always claims to be chad
>>27673324
>all those people who thought it was real
>that autistic whiteknight Doj poster and his undertale threads
>the SJW crew who post random anime girls to make it look like they're 'le olde 4chums' while they pursue their stupid crusades
>>27673365
My advice is just be yourself :3
>that guy who always posts this beauty
>that tripfag that tries to help us get fit
>that guy who posts daily BRRRRRRAP threads that hardly anyone responds to
>that bedwench that keeps complaining about that no Indian man wants her disgusting nigger vagina
The roastie that posts 2d "husbandos" all the time who used to work for an adult entertainment company.
There used to be that guy a couple of years ago who used to ERP with robots and fantasise about sucking their smelly smegma covered dicks. He also posted red pictures of ahegao traps from some manga.
>>27672568
That's every sheboon on this board
>that person that keeps posting pic related
>that girl that is real conservative and traditional, wants a big guy, and severely overestimates her own strength, size, and fighting ability (thinks she's hot shit for being 5'8 170 with a bit of muscle)
>that spongebob poster who wishes he lived in the PNW, not the SW
>>27674103
>that girl that is real conservative and traditional, wants a big guy, and severely overestimates her own strength, size, and fighting ability (thinks she's hot shit for being 5'8 170 with a bit of muscle)
I want her to bully me :3
>that ugly trapwhore
>>27674225
It's name is Pizza and it has AIDS
>that guy who's into fat girls and needs to tell us all the time
Thanks for getting me into black cock
>>27674296
>that guy who pretends he doesn't do the same thing
Well OP it looks like you might be on to something
>that anon with """"""chad genetics"""""
>>27674350
Lol
Can someone post the shoop
I was at work and died laughing thinking of it
The angry autistic manlet kissless virgin who always claims that the one and only reason he's a failure in life is because of his height. When shorter guys tell him how they get pussy or have good careers, he gets even more angry and calls them liars.
>>27674484
>the lanklets who pretend they're successful manlets
>>27671878
>>27672469
>>27673350
You mean me? It's not a fantasy but it is kind of interesting that my posts got mentioned here.
>>27674671
>not today
>implying someone can't buy women's clothing if they aren't a woman
Proves jack shit
>>27674671
put them on you fucker, if you're female that is
if you're just some cuck poster get her to put them on first then give us the picture
>>27671878
>that guy who enters threads with the sole purpose of starting arguments
the genius that starts tripfriend appreciatiin threads with the sole goal of luring them in and mining their names, then filtering them in mass quantities.
Glorious bastard.
>>27671878
Tfw I'm the second guy
>>27674727
The only timestamp he has ever posted is of those women's shoes. And the pics of the girl he posts have been collected from various sources over a period of at least 3 years.
>>27674804
Proves jack shit then
>>27674524
B-b-but I'm a successful manlet...
>>27674823
Nice try Wadlow
The only anonymous poster I've been able to repeatedly identify is the anti-buddhism guy.
I post great music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdEHbL0yYiw
>people who pretend to be """fembots""" and make those fembots feels threads
>people who reply to them and give them attention
>the newfag who thinks moot still owns the site
>>27674740
so you finally picked up a trip, eh hack? what drove you to it? it was just time, or did someone do something?
>>27674817
Exactly. He tries hard to claim he has posted proofs, but never has.
> that guy who tried to convince the board after getting ridiculed on reddit that a nacho-heating cup was a revolutionary idea
>the pedophile with the desktop wallpaper of a little girl blowing a dandelion
>>27675338
His story is easy to see through anyway
>w-we can't have sex cuz i'm a weak manlet and can't force my dick past her pussy lips ;-;
Yeah okay
>that newfag that has to put ITT: on his memethreads
>>27675424
He keeps posting it because there are still enough people every time who fall for it.
>that guy who posts opinions I disagree with
>that guy who pretends to be a femanon but is actually a pedo bear
>that guy who posts shill garbage because he's paid to post on this website
>that guy who wont stop using """"""""""meme quotes"""""""""
>that guy that's actually you that I won't talk about in this post because we all laugh about you behind your back
>that guy who just doesn't fit in but still never leaves (guess who)
>that gIRL that is actually a man we discussed this (IRL gangster)
>:
I was really enjoying this thread until a spider fell on my face while I was reading it please pray for me
>>27675604
I don't get this (shit?)post
>>27674740
Back when I tripped, I'd constantly make those threads as well because it pissed every non trip off which is hilarious
>>27675621
I WAS READING ALL OF THIS AND A BIG BROWN SPIDER LANDED ON MY FACE.
I am crying now.
>>27675654
Sounds like a recluse. Check for bite marks. If you got bitten you need to call an ambulance immediately
>>27675654
Yeah
I'll pray for you friend :^)
>>27671878
>The tripfag who posts crossdressing threads but as anonymous first
>>27675690
It's dead on the floor! I bucked it off and then bashed it a few times with a hairdryer! For good measure I also put a tub of moisturizer on top of it's remains!
The voice in my head is YELLING as I type this.
>>27675174
People were impersonating me claiming I loved Eliza.
>>27675690
Omg that's sort of what it looked like! I didn't take a good look out of fear and it's now in a ball
>>27675719
>that guy who posts anime cum reaction faces
>that guy who posts religious advice in suicide threads
I dunno if its been posted, but the /crippling depression/ guy and the Frog and Feels guy are really nice posters.
I look forward to their threads. I also miss OHAYO threads.
>the faggot who goes into threads about traps and twinks and posts hairy oyaji faggots with weird faces, and tries to monopolize the discussion
>the guy who creates threads "why aren't you transitioning to become a girl?"
>>27675759
Release your Eliza stream on youtube, slut.
>>27672409
that guy still makes me laugh because he's still at it
like no one fucking cares anymore lol
>>27676169
It was not about Eliza, all I did was drink meme tea and eat apples really fast on cam.
>>27676433
Then why hide it?
>>27672290
She was 5'4? lmao anon that's short and you took the b8
>epicboy
one of the few tripfags I enjoy
>>27676445
Doesn't fit the theme of my channel. I didn't want it to muddle my videos, and for people to actually just watch me sit around and talk for two hours. At least when it's live and I am responding to comments it feels like dialouge. It just has no entertainment value and I want my channel to be a bit more polished is all.
>Those nightwalk posters
>That early morning walk guy from Cheshire way
>That guy who drove to Santa Monica pier at 2am
>That get fit thread guy
I miss the top three posters from the nightwalk thread and I miss the nightwalk threads in general.
The get fit threads are great, so keep up the good work nick. Your advice is great.
>>27676516But I want to see you talk for two hours, qtpie.
>>27671907
NO ONE SLEEPS IN TOKYO
ALL NIGHT CROSSING THE LINE
>The guy that posts in any thread about drugs
>>27676561
>Give me love and money
>Give me your love my baby
>Give me kisses honey I deserve the best you know it
>Give me love and money I have the rest already
>Love and money coming from you Is what I need
the camwhore anthem
>>27676542
Are you a girl?
Not being a beta faggot, I'm actually curious
For some reason the majority of people who find me attractive are gay guys. I think you're a gay guy.
>no one has posted me yet
Oh, thank God
>>27676619
Which answer will make post a link?
>>27676661
Neither desu
I deleted it but it won't unpublish from my channel's feed. Don't think I can get it back.
I will stream again but only if it doesn't destroy my internet. I have really slow speeds and it charges me a lot when I go over the limit. Does Google hangouts on air streaming put all the data usage on me? I've been trying to research it but got nowhere.
Also, thanks for reassuring me that my only chance in this world is as a fruitbag degenerate.
>>27676763desu I was certain that you're gay after watching your videos
>>27676786not gay reeeeee damn
>>27676806senpai you look gay, act gay, dress gay and when that attention whore hit on you, you shut her down immediately
you're also hanging with that other fruity looking guy
don't be a closet queen
>>27672107
oh yea the anti-buddha, hates all drugs and emotion as well and obsessed with IQ and Logic in-spite of his inability to form clear and coherent arguments.
Just fills interesting threads with walls of text and ad hominem until everyone leaves.
>>27676587 I was looking for this image to post when I scrolled down and saw you got ahead of me. Good show.
>>27676852
rip
guess I'm gay now
>>27677011how old are you, buttercup?
>>27672434
Thispost made me feel flattered.
>>27677030
REEE NO NO NO
REEEEEE SODOMITE LEAVE
>>27677055plsi have money
>>27671878
>that guy who administers a lethal dose of morphine to your thread
>>27677073
Are you offering me money for me to break my sexuality?
>>27677192
i need to know your age first, honeywine
>>27671878
>that guy that acts dominant in sissy threads
>>27675899
There are a lot of us frog and feels people
Before unity got in, he was one of them apparently
>>27671944
>>27672409
Not that guy, but I regularly post on those threads and now I am well on my way to having a qt fillipino gf, meme magic boys. Screencap this, I will make a thread sometime next week to update.
>>27674738
>that stupid tripfag called Euphoria who constantly puts down more famous trips even though barely anybody knows who tf he is
>>27671878
>that guy who posts /tg/ stuff
>that guy who posts /pol/ stuff
because it's me
>>that guy who always defends women in women hate threads
it's a woman, unless you talking about the other tripcunt
>>27676587
I've been on r9k for years and didn't know of this guy. Will keep a look out.
>>27672178
>>That guy who used to do bait and switch lewd-posts with an anime girl as OP picture where you'd realise that he's talking about a gay couple at the end of his short story
>>that guy who used to do 'the misadventures of Chad thundercock' threads
what r9k needs, can you link me the archive bro?
>>27672035
im proud to have met you.
>wants to be your friend
>gets lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27678384
Post proof, I have a hard time buying this...
cebruz
the single most autistic person I've ever seen on 4chan by a mile
>>27671878
i recognize doj
fuck off doj, nobody likes you you stupid fucking faggot
>>27674103
>5'8 170 girl with a bit of muscle
i want to dominate her,fuck her in the ass hard, pics of her?
>>27678553
Don't mind the emoticons, they are how I disguise myself as a normie.
>>27674225
>>27674252
Stop masturbating to my pictures then. It's simple. Jeez..
>>27676513
I enjoyed his loserbernd shitposting
>>27678631
>>5'8 170 girl with a bit of muscle
>i want to dominate her,fuck her in the ass hard, pics of her?
now!
>>27678714
no
nobl0x
>AMWF porn guy
>those two homestuck fans
it's quite a moment when they intersect with the same character in waifu threads
>that guy that posts its x episode again
>that girl that wants sex with humiliation and cuddling after
>>27671899
hello nick
forgot your trip?
>>27678691
This site is for 18+the robot was a mistake
>that guy that gets upset whenever anime is mentioned
Whatever happened to the guy that was living in some random people's basement?
How's he doing these days?
>>27678987
20 years old here lad :^)
>>27671878
>that guy who posts "gave him a lethal dose of morphine" threads
This. Fuck that guy.
Also,
>that guy who avatarfags with pictures of the bunny girl from zootopia and types in all caps about going to the movies or eating pizza for breakfast
>>27672178
Are you talking about The Fabulous Adventures of Chadgalaxycock and Hanako-chan?
>>27679070
>Fuck that guy.
No way dude those threads are hilarious. Tons of potential for that meme.
>>27672540
>the 'spams the same 10 pictures of black guys and asian girls whenever asian women are mentioned' guy
>That black guy that hates black women
>>27671878
at least morphine guy is funny
cuck thread guy is a faggot and woman defense force guy is cancer
>>27679104
Or
>that white guy that pretends to be black and says he wishes he was white
>>27679093
I wonder who is behind this post... Certainly not the morphine guy.
>>27679070
no, fuck you you oversensitive bitch
>>27679063
Then you just type like a middle shooler
>>27679139
I'm not him. I actually used to think it was a shitty forced meme but its grown on me and now i can see whats funny about it. Weird i know.
>>27678943
Huh I think I'm one of those.
>that girl who's actually a guy
>that guy who pretends to be a girl
Does anyone remember the guy that used to do the "Lorde is LITERALLY perfect" threads every day on repeat? Did he die?
>>27671961
Fucking lol. I remember a post about that.
>>27678691
>im glad we are friends
>do you consider me as your friend
>thanks for considering me as your friend
this is not going as well for you as you think
>>27679150
Fair enough, though don't act like you are in any way better than me. We are both on this shitty board, we might as well refrain from hating each other like everyone else does.
>>27679104
Reporting in
Sheboons, when will they learn?
>>27672035
I'm the guy who antagonizes your threads and says its never going to catch on as a meme.
>>27679104
thats literally every single black guy on the planet
imagine your average black woman
then imagine having to put up with that for most of your life often without a father figure
>>27679264
Well we are going on a date this friday, i recognize how that language co bes across but I am hopeful nonetheless. Besides, she is literally straight from he Phillipines so her grasp on the language is not the best.
>that degenerate new zealand guy
>that guy who looks and acts like a hispanic Elliot Rodger and has his face shitposted here sometimes
>that dying robot who used to post who probably died recently
That Craig who posts cum on her face threads
>>27679366
we are all dying slowly
>>27679150
Well so is she. I think he's doing it to look normie. He is going a little overboard but obviously she doesn't seem to mind. Basically all normies type that bad.
>>27673805
I regret not posting in those BRAAAAP threads, but I do a lot of shitposting myself.
I really appreciate the BRAP guy and the Filipina poster. Those guys really help make this place feel like home to me. I remember when the BRAPfag first got started, and every time I posted some hot chick's ass he'd BRAAAAP me. I'd always giggle.
Soon, I began posting asses with the expectation of being BRAAAAP'd, and I'd always protest preemptively against being BRAAAAP'd, half-jokingly in a way that would initiate playful schoolgirl banter between me and BRAPfag. And he'd always get me...and I'd always giggle.
But I'm a piece of shit who never once posted in a BRAP thread to show support. I haven't done my due diligence as a citizen of this board by showing support for the threads I love.
Filipina poster.... BRAPfag, I love you guys.
>that guy from time to time with made up shit about how him and his heavy metal friends have wild over the top adventures
He posts in threads that barely relate to his shit
>the guy who fervently defends his conservative views and constantly tries to redpill retarded left cucks or "pocs"
>>27671878
Big Mike
>>27678985
:^) nice try but l'm not nick, l'm just your averate /fit/izen
Bumping the thread, I like reading about the unique posters on here
>that guy who is a virgin
wait...
>>27681803
Hey someone recoginzed me on here! I'm going to tell mom about this
>>27672193
>anon tells me to kms
>give myself a non-lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27681770
>that faggot that is in every Eliza thread
Fuck you hack.
>that fat anon who posts his sad face like he is the ugliest one here
>that anon who posts his redhead gf
>that anon whose ex had monstrous tits
>that house husband anon who is very short posting photos of his tall blonde gf
>>27678441
>>27678441
I would pay good money to learn as much from this guy as possible.
>>27676534
>nightwalk poster
Reporting in
I'm positive I've been mentioned in this thread multiple times as multiple different people. People recognize me for different things and assume they're different people but it's just me
I post too much. Or this is some kind of narcisissim delusion I'm having.
>>27671878
>the old Frogs and Feels tavern bartender who probably died some months ago
R.I.P sweet prince
>>27683927
/r9k/ is the place where you realise that you are everyone and everyone is you and the universe is all connected.
>>27684258
>tfw my shitposts are unique and this place tends to make me feel even more alienated
I want to stop coming but I can't
The guys that keep posting SMT shit
>>27672013
>>27672086
>the person who always makes "le fedora" """"arguments"""" because they have no brain
>>27671878
That guy who sperges out for the entire 300 post life of pedo threads.
>that /pol/tard who loses his shit whenever black people are mentioned and people are defending something the black person did
That one fat black guy who posts claiming he's "King Black Chad"
Hopefully he's been banned for spreading this cancer
>that guy who gets homicidally triggered at robots' opinions in female virginity threads
>that guy with the higschool wife
>that guy that trolls depression threads by being obtuse
>that guy that posts about himself in these threads
the chad thread complaining about gf
That guy who posts pepe, and the guy who posts wojak.
>that girl that posts her stats every stat thread
>>27672376
Examples? What songs does this guy sing?
>>27685542
She's German, right? Yeah I notice her too.
That Eurasian gook who posts in /soc/ and sometimes /r9k/ obsessively asking if he's attractive. He also looks kinda like Elliot.
>>27675866
That's me. :3c
I can fit my entire fist in my asshole.
>>27688827
oh shit this is the wrong thread
>that guy who is an ironic meme spouting asshole who hasn't made a serious post in his life
>post in shipman threads
>people always think im the op
> that anon that starts cute robot threads
>reads this thread
>no mention of yours wewly
And after all I've done for you
I'm a cross poster, I make fun of you niggas in every thread I make. You guys are fucking hilarious and pathetic
