>be me
>be fat
>slip in shower
>can't roll onto my stomach
>call ambulance
>here nock on door
>'anon, are you on there?"
>can't reply, throat fat holding me down
>hear ambulance leave.
How long until I die robots? My phone is at 9% charge and I'm 300 pounds. I just want die quick.
>>27671780
lmao this isn't real. Good thread though OP/
>>27671780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ
>>27671780
can't you use a rocking motion, to bring yourself to your knees? Once you on your knees you should get up.
Anyways who brings his phone into his shower booth?
>>27671958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBQyksGkGKA
>>27671926
Some really fucked up part of me wishes it was real. Maybe if this guy stays in there for long enough he'll lose some weight
>>27671780
you could live a while in that bathtub
you don't need food for a few months since you are 300lbs
you just need water
>>27671780
Holy fucking hell that's sad and pathetic.
>>27671780
Throat fat?
>>27671780
How did you call ambulance if you can't talk?
1. order a Dominos pizza online
2. in the 'instructions for driver' box put; "i'm disabled - please open the door come in"
3. when he arrives ask him to help you out of the bath
4. after you're comfortably rested in front of your battlestation, eat pizza
5. wipe your tears with the crusts
6. from now on just order pizza instead of having a wash, giving yourself a quick wipe-down with a slice of cheesy goodness
7 (just under your pits and around your unmentionables - you don't need to be too hygenic since you're never going to leave the house again)
8. eat that slice as well - because there are starving children in africa and 'waste not, want not' as they say
9. ???
10 PROFIT!!
