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Found this in my girlfriends drawer.. she's in the shower.
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Found this in my girlfriends drawer.. she's in the shower.

Been dating few weeks, fucked many times. But what the fuck is it?
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>>27670976
it's a cock ring or a ring to go around her vibrator, ask her about it
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>>27670976
>>27670976

Why are you looking through her drawers anyway? Seems like you already had trust issues to begin with.

0/10 bait thread.
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a clit
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>>27670976
Your girlfriend is an alien, this is one of her offspring. Run while you still can anon.
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>>27670976
>girlfriend
This place isn't for you.
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>>27670976
>>27670984
>>27670986
>>27670989
>>27670992
>>27670993
OF ALL THE FUCKING BOARDS ON 4CHAN YOU ASK R9FUCKINGK.
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they put it in their vaginas and walk with it
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It's a cock ring designed for a small dick to stimulate the clit while fucking so she can feel something during sex while the guy gets to plow as hard as possible and not bottom out.

If you've never were asked to use it, means you have a decent sized dick and she doesn't need it to get off.

Well done m8.

until she asks you to use it
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>put nuts through the big ring
>put dick through the smaller one, tighter to act like a cock ring
>put a little vibrator in the top tongue thing so every time you go balls deep it tickles her clit

>>27671026
She probably hasn't asked him to use it because another guy has already used it on her desu
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>>27670976
It's a ring. Congrats anon she's going to propose
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>>27670976
>>27671033

Op deliver. Put it on and post
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>>27670976
It looks like a Chinese knock-off of a Plumbus. You're girlfriend is pretty cheap, never buy a generic Plumbus.
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>gf
gtfo you filthy normie
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>>27670986

"trust issues" = how to shame people who are goddman justified in not trusting
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suck on it and see
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>>27670976
Cock rings she'd give to small guys that she wants to fuck while fantasizing of Chad
Be glad you haven't been asked OP
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here you go everyone

youll need this
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>>27671324
What's the little ring for?
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>>27671344
Fuck off, your joke wasn't funny
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>>27670976
Got a short torso for whatever reason so it makes it look like my arms and legs are overgrown.

Used to be able to touch my knee without bending down too much but it's not as bad now
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>>27671033
...people have dicks that would fit through that?
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>>27672506
Don't underestimate how stretchy that shit is.

It also needs to be tight to hold all the blood in your dick.
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>>27671344
>No replies
>He went ahead and screencaped his own post anyway.
>He will post it on /r/4chan later himself.
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>>27672563
>hold the blood in your dick

blood goes there naturally, unless you have ed
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>>27672038
you are well built for deadlifting, so start lifting and break some records in 10 years
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Are you blind OP?

It's a haribo, don't be fucking rude, eat it. They're yummy
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>>27672622
Next time you're hard, wrap your fingers around the base of your dick, squeeze, and hold it for a little bit.

Blood goes in, but it doesn't come out and you dick will get as hard as it possibly can.
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Only a roastie would need something like this

>your 4" dick is too small after being shreked by Jamal's foot long supreme, wear this nerd haha!!
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>>27672650
not into ruining my veins lad
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>>27672725
...4 inches /is/ too small.
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>>27671245
If you can't fucking trust people, maybe you shouldn't be getting into relationships in the first place, shithead.
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>>27670976
>girlfriend

I want you off my board
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>>27671344

ah, the /r/4chan edition, let me redirect you to where it belongs

>>reddit
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>>27673605
maybe you shouldnt be a cheating ass skank whore
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>>27670986
You're in for a rough time if you ever get a girl
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>>27673619
Originally this, yeah.
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>>27673560
n-not r-r-really right...?
;~;
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>>27672650
Can't explain that!
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probably cheating on you

My ex-gf cheated on me with a fat, ugly, retarded guy. Can't explain it. He must have had a huge dick or something.
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>>27671092
underrated
origano
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>>27670976
It's candy, try some.
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