Ever been on a date? What is it like for a robot?
it's hard when she doesn't want to juggle the conversation with you.
>>27670869
This. When you're with a girl who actually likes you and wants to talk to you it's amazing. When you're with a girl who just sits there staring at her food you just feel like you're wasting time.
a painful waste of time and money, necessary to get free vag though
>>27670887
Nothing's free if you have to spend money to do it.
>>27670869
What is worse: having to spend time with an extroverted girl (awkward conversations) or introverted girl (awkward silence)?
>>27670911
At least extroverted ones will lead the conversation for you so you just need to bear the arguments.
Meanwhile silence is deadly to your soul because you start feeling so bad about having no conversation and feeling you're annoying the other person, at the same time also being mad because while you try to come up with some shit to talk about said person will cut anything you said with short answer not giving any fucks.
>>27670911
>awkward convo
filled with chuckles and giggles
>awkward silence
you have to count on your social engineering skill
>>27670768
>What is it like for a robot?
Well obviously no robot has ever been on a date or they'd be normalfags but i imagine it would be very unpleasant since we wouldn't have anything to say.
Some protips:
1. Don't go to dinner. You waste money, it's boring as shit, it's a bigger time commitment, which is bad for her and you. Go for coffee/tea instead. Much more casual, and easier to bail. You don't even have to pay for her. Plus if you meet for dinner, it takes a couple hours and there is no time for sexy stuff later if she is willing.
2. Conversations are tough. You actually have to practice.If I have not been picking up girls for a while and stop one on the street, I literally get out one sentence then say something autistic that isn't even a full sentence before they walk away. Some ideas that can help are talking about animals or making fun of her (teasing her - e.g. "You're so short...what middle school do you go to"). Do not talk about your autistic shit like anime or vidya (a little vidya is okay - see #3). If you have a cool job or go on cool trips, talk about that. If you have something cool at your apartment (or a cool car/motorcycle), ESPECIALLY talk about that, since it gives you an excuse to drive her to a place to have sex.
3. Have a plan, but be prepared to improvise. Early on mention to her that you can go play video games or watch Netflix after your coffee/tea (or go play with your drone, oculus, or whatever cool shit you may have at your apartment). That way she is prepared to go there and not surprised when you spring it on her as she is about to leave. If she refuses, still try to get her alone. Have place you can drive her. Parks and nature areas are good for that. If she refuses to ride with you, say she drive too. Better than her just leaving quickly.
4. Think for yourself. Girls are humans just like guys. They can get pissed about stupid stuff or like stuff that you like. Just roll with it and try as hard as you can. If you fail, you learned a little more for next time. It's better than not even trying.
>>27671334
>Don't go to dinner.
But I'm hungry :(
>>27670768
Somehow had one last night and it was perfect
Was first date but had known her for a while.
She came round, we watched QI/Mr Robot and just talked about us, how University was, what our futures are, types of music, food, family. Just anything and everything, she then fell asleep on my chest. Was perfect.
>>27670869
Oh God, she is gorgeous. Who is she?
>>27670768
She's a prostitute
>>27671977
lauren mayberry
ORIOGORI COMMENTORI
>>27670768
Once you get the hang of it, dates are really fun.
>>27670768
Awkward because I was socially ostracized from middle school onwards and lack what is the equivalent of a university graduate's experience in socializing, being funny, not sounding like a demented twat when I speak, knowing ever social faux pas and how to avoid it.
I would have to know all this just to have a 10% chance of getting a second date with someone like OP.
Also after inevitably embarrassing myself she will gossip about me and I will be stigmatized as a thing, as "the other" as SJWs would say, a prick, a cunt, a fuckface, etcetera...
>not even posting best Lauren
>>27672265
>28
>looks like she's 14
>>27671334
>Girls are humans just like guys.
This meme is 100% bullshit and resulting in the mass castration and lobotomizing of males who just nod their heads at female nonsense.
>>27670768
>she lokilikea model mk10
>:|
>>27672141
Fuck off, Lauren is a pure Goddess
>>27671334
>Do not talk about your autistic shit like anime or vidya
That's literally the only thing I can talk about.
>>27672265
>"So, yeah, his dick really was only that small. In erect state.
>>27672428
I hope people like you on here who obsess over female celebrities (or whoever she is) are still teens. No offence, but this isn't healthy if you're a grown-up. Also, women that look like this come a dime a dozen.
>>27671750
>strip him of his robot status he is no longer robot, please leave *waves* slams door behind him causing him to trip on the step an tumble hitting the ground hard.
>sits in his place
>>27672428
>it looks like ma'mah in that pic :(
>>27670768
I've had 2 gfs for a total of 11 years and never done anything date-like lel
>>27672561
Same 12yrs with, then 10 yrs without, find other interests, but yeh, you need community, love an attention in this realm, its all a comfort zone in reality, sometimes you need a rest...
>interweb is funtimes an serious times, nuf said.
Too many girls are already counting on sex early on. Really disgusts me so I usually only end going on one or 2 dates before I decide I don't like them.
>tfw no conservative virgin gf
>>27672611
>he doesn't sleep with women within a week of knowing them
It is almost as if you want to stay forever alone.
>>27672637
That's pretty degenerate senpai.
>>27672648
It is essential for having a healthy relationship. Girls won't completely fall for you, unless you beb them. Also, it gives you the upper hand the relationship dynamic.
>>27672673
>beb
*bed
sorry
>>27672673
It's not essential, and any girl who wants sex so soon I want nothing to do with.
>>27672463
I have a job and a house, faggot.
But it is empty without Lavren :(
>>27671334
>"You're so short.. What middle school so you go to? "
>be on first date
>talk about hobbies and interests with your date
>"Hey anon, what do you do in your free time the most?"
>"Defend the Cadre, they are counting on me"
>"That's a slang for something in football right?"
>start talking about Tau ideology
>But in the end, she can't defeat the Cadre.
>>27672692
>and any girl who wants sex so soon I want nothing to do with
That's your prerogative, mate.
>>27672716
>mentioning video games to a girl
>ever
u fuggd up
>>27672896
>video games
It's a tabletop. Probably even worse.
>>27671334
>You're so short...what middle school do you go to?
Are you actually, unironically recommending negging? Nice PUA shit there, turdlord
>Be 17 and get a date with a qt volleyball girl on high school team
>pick her up in my olds cutlass
>decide to take her to see wolverine
>sit in dark theater so I can't even see her
>Silent drive when I drive her home
>was not interested in second date
Lesson I learned- if I get another chance at a date, don't take a grill to the pictures.
>>27672896
>not just being a man and not giving a fuck about what others think of your hobbies
>at a bar
>be on a date
>get approached by another girl after my date leaves
>have a second date right there
Not bad.
I don't even know how I would approach asking a girl out for a date. I wish I could 'spectate' other people doing it, I learn much better by example.
![Only+60s+kids+will+get+this_9a89f6_5861359[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XVCduyw.jpg "Only+60s+kids+will+get+this_9a89f6_5861359[1].jpg")
>>27672999
>Cutlass
>the pictures
>>27673037
you should give a fuck what someone you want to give a fuck thinks about you
>>27670883
>>27670911
>>27670943
Protip: this is why the traditional date structure has this format
1) Meet girl
2) go to an event (movie, art gallery, play, etc)
3) Get food and drink
the event gives you both time to get used to being in each other's presence while focusing on other things AND gives you a neutral thing to discuss (I liked the acting") and people tend to relax and be more social over food.
>tfw my crush has the same accent as Lauren
I feel like Glasgow must pump out QTs at the same rate as it pumps out gross people
>>27670768
>former KV now just V
>go out with gf to Olive Garden
>we got complaints
pretty fun desu
I didn't go on a date for 2 years now.
It feels like no girl will want to go out with a guy that still doesn't have his license at the age of 21.
>>27673150
One qt for every two gross people.
>>27673168
It was also our first actual date
Say goodbye to all of your money
>>27670869
>>27670911
>>27671977
>>27672176
... another far Left Feminist pro-gay Scottish Socialist
>>27673179
Don't give up. I'm literally you
>>27673168
>>27671432
But so is she. If you go to dinner with her say goodbye to that money you've been saving for a new pc
>>27673213
I can't give up what I never started, I literally don't know any girls from my hometown outside work, where can I meet girls without it being super awkward?
What is it like to date a girl with autism? I image it could be great to date a cutie who passionately talks about her interests
>>27673245
have you ever tried putting a box into a box of the same size?
been on 3 dates in my life with 3 different girls
during one of them, I ended up at the girl's place
didn't have sex with her so she got mad and didn't respond back ever again lmao. she just wanted to fuck and dump me probably.
here's a tip: go drinking.
>>27673199
You misspelled "Goddess"
>>27673226
Its probably a sick thought, but i constantly imagine how strange it is to feed a girl and then fuck her in the hole where the food comes from.
>>27670768
well after class I have been sitting and talking with my crush for like 2 hours because she was waiting for her (female) friend.
>we spoke before, she was generally nice to me
>I felt that she might be into me
>after class I was going to pick my homework from one of professors
>I will go with you anon she said
>I have nothing better to do she said
>I cannot just leave my crush here alone can I?
>so I offer that I can wait with her because I have nothing better to do
>she agree
>and we talked
>a lot
I really had a good time with her. too bad it was the end of the semester and I never had a chance to talk to her again. I had email contact for he but it did not ended up well.
>implying anyone knows what counts for a date anymore
I met a girl online once and we talked for a few months. Met in person. So awkward. Imagine how they are the polar opposite of their esona but it's intensified by robotdom.
All that weird stupid shit you said but she just replied with "cute" or "lol" online is replaced by silences that last a life time in reality.
>you will never her pitcunny
>>27673346
she is so tiny you could probably do it standing
>>27673378
life isn't fair to be honest lad
>>27673346
Honestly, this isn't a very beautfiul woman. She looks okay, but you'll see prettier girls every time you go out to buy groceries. Why would anyone obsess about her?
A girl invented me. She ate pizza and some sauce, I just drank a juice. Funny because she paid for all.
>>27673390
get glasses. she has flawless features
I have been on three dates so far so here is my experience in case anyone bothers:
1) Movie date: we met on speed-dating and had talked a liitle bit earlier. I couldn't find the cinema for 10 minutes, she took mints throughout the movie but I was too much of a pussy to act on it. We dwelled on topics that we have already talked after the movie and she awkwardly said goodbye without a kiss. She eventually stopped responding to my messages.
2) Art gallery date with a girl I met on tinder. I was equally awkward but she didn't mind, she was even a bigger art nerd than me. We also had dinner and left ways with just an awkward hug.
3) Park date: Same girl as before. We went to a park with zoo and botanical garden. After hours I made a move in the silliest way possible and kissed her. Once that barrier was over we made out, held hands etc. She had a week before she left the country but didn't respond to my messages.
All in all I feel neutral about it. If asked then I would say it's worth it but now it just feels too much for my social anxiety. And honestly I never got less anxious at any point so it's a cringe show with possible occasional good moments.
>>27670768
If it's a date with someone you really like and who really likes you, then it's great. If you just want to fuck someone then a date is a waste of time. Just use tinder or something for that.
>>27672968
butthurt sjw detected
>>27673525
>implying robots would get laid with tinder
>>27673525
>If it's a date with someone you really like and who really likes you
Most dates are about finding out if you like someone or not. I mean I actually prefer getting to know people organically, i.e. by simply hanging out together but that only works if you've been acquainted before. Most dates I had were with virtual strangers.
>>27671334
I can already see the convo:
>>You're so short...what middle school do you go to
>I could ask you the same.
>>27673525
>If it's a date with someone you really like and who really likes you
Great, there are like zero people I can chose from!
>>27673478
get out, chad
three fucking dates and he is still here
>>27673255
I always came along quite well with other guys that have autism
date with women, boring. with men, interesting.
>>27674863
Subtly saddest thing i have read in a while.
And i have read /r9k/ for a while.
>>27670768
I asked a girl out to see the movies. I kept trying to make some conversation but she always left it hanging. It was pretty tough desu. I had my arm around her in the movies though.
Is it just me, or is the protracted process of sucking up to a single uninteresting woman for half a dozen bland meetings to get a tiny chance of maybe having sex eventually seem... not worth it?
>>27674715
kek'd. I will be here until I get my first girlfriend senpai.
I've been on many dates, one of which the guy brought me roses and a massive Twilight Sparkle stuffed animal. Then we watched Star Wars in 3d.
After the date that night he requested to be "in a relationship" on facebook.why did I accept
>>27676414
>fembots and their "troubles"
>>27670768
I have been on a couple of dates (maybe 14-17) and have been somewhat successful. The trick is as previously mentioned to lower the financial and monetary investment by doing something reasonably cheap that gives you both a good chance of ending the date easily if it doesn't feel right. Coffee is good. But, lend her something, like a shitty book. You will have a built-in reason to see her again. So, when you see her again, you need to start screaming that there's no free lunch in this world and above everything loans and demand interest. I've made some serious money doing this.
>>27672265
BURY IT
>>27671334
>or go play with your drone, oculus, or whatever cool shit you may have at your apartment
"hey femanon, wanna come back to my apartment and play with my toys"
>>27670768
ive been on a date today and made a girl cum 5 times
i bet nobody will believe this but i have no reason to lie
life is still the same though
>>27678354
oh and also she paid for the dinner and coffee
but i start to like her, she might be my gf later
I'm over the age of 14... so yes.
And it's usually a good time with a qt.
>>27672999
movie dates can work really well though, so long as you do something afterwards as well.
you shouldn't have picked some stupid action shit like wolverine man, and i'm sure it wasn't that dark that you couldn't see her, did you even try to kiss her?
>>27672637
This.
If they want the D, and you don't give it to them they will think you're a total cuck and get it elsewhere.
You have no idea how many women I've been with who have told me stories about some date they went on with some beta earlier that week who was too pusi to make a move or accept her advances.
But by all means, keep it up. It only is going to send more hot women my way.
>>27670768
Girls are terrible conversationalists, they either drone on and on about things without giving you a chance to participate or they give you absolutely nothing to work with at all.
>>27670768
'It's like pennies and sour milk
dating girls reminds me that Im probably just a normie pretending to be a NEET. all the girls so far have been incredibly weird and awkward and I need to lead the conversations. then I just never contact them again because they were lame as fuck
>>27670768
I kinda did once. Dunno if u can call it a date. Went to see a movie with a girl. Pretty much just watched it like we were alone, went on the bus together, asked for a hug before her stop, she said sorry no and then I went home. Exciting, right?
I met an r9k tier girl (which is what I thought before I remembered girls can't be robots). I'll greentext the shit out about how I got lead on unbelievably.
> qt in my college class
> never talk to her throughout
> 2 years after college we get talking over social media (trust me I know)
> after like 6 months of bullshit talks we decide to meet
> it was good I guess, we were very similar so we were just trying to out beta each other by talking about how everything has gone to shit
> wasn't even that awkward pham, even though I had like 5 panic attacks in the toilets
> meet her 3 more times
> thisisgoingtoowell.jpg
> find out she watches NHK, was halfway through the same book as me and basically had the same interests and thought patterns
> think this girl is perfect
> we talk for a while, both share feelings, both "like" each other but don't pursue anything because we're both awkward af
> she even came to my house to do MDMA with me for her first time
> time goes on, she becomes uninterested naturally due to my mundane lifestyle of working and computerings
> we stop meeting
> she gets a bf soon after
he's better for her 2bh, I couldn't hold a relationship. That was over a year ago, nothing about my life has changed and I still haven't had sexings in 4 years. I don't even care for sex, I just want the comfort of a female, I hate being naturally wired to want this kind of thing.
kinda scared she might see this lol.
>>27671750
>Mr Robot
Your house should be bombed for such shit taste
t. /tv/
>>2767076
write this down:
>it's a performance.
>>27678483
Yes, more women sent your way so you can be their emotional bf while they go out and fuck Chad's.
You are the true winrar
>>27678752
fuck that whore.
keep doing what you do friend
>>27677371
AND RISE ABOVE
>>27673057
>I wish I could 'spectate' other people doing it, I learn much better by example.
EWWW CREEP!iktfb
