What do you sound like?
Say anything, have banter etc. If you can't think of anything to say, read our anthem
Here's my reading.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xk3X1KchAn
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
Chicken tenders are pretty nasty, here's my voice for the topic I guess
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zCzu5EN4ma
>>27670168
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YWMWLFMGqf
>>27670098
>>27670168
>>27670252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZHf65mdRcH
>>27670412
>>27670252
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CiecEGdIDp
>>27670449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LjeO5JYnCn
>>27670449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F10hUsZ9zD
>>27670599
>>27670627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhmU2Pn165
>>27670627
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F10hUsZ9zD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tzFQmfBF7W
>>27670655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0upPB7E70uL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wB2dUezzPg
>>27670669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NxpzshrGKa
>>27670098
Good night /r9k/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rnJlLVdRtW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01VkOlmAs0S
With love,
/ss13g/
>>27670711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16UXUA8p373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GhQtLbG2Cr
shiddy laptop mic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zCdJqMID6P
>>27670734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DNEbyog7Yf
>>27670740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cyywy4mksv
>>27670098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dfuxuScfEX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VMgZtZo6Cm
>>27670734
>used to roll librarian and print that book and send it to qm to have it distributed to every department
>>27670782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vtVqXNO3cF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XA5JdcrX3l
>>27670826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KscJThk34n
>>27670789
I would get a ghetto space suit, go to the derelict, find the russian broadcast station and blast that on all channels, including command and sec.
Then the captain would, every time without fail, come find me in space to execute me.
>>27670782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GlLipl8OSX
>>27670893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gJZScbFdk8
>>27670932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZHXeXcNGv
>>27670948
Bugger m8
>>27670932
>>27670893
I'd keep replying via voice but I've driven home now and I'm going to have dinner. Plus my gf might find it weird I'm talking to randoms on some Taiwanese basketweaving forum.
Which states you cunts from?
>>27670974
>my gf
see >>27670893
>>27670782
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE CUNT
>tfw no qt british gf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OV37vDg3Gd
Rate my voice boys
>>27670990
Nah I'm not going anywhere :^)
https://clyp.it/to2n5w0e
vocaroo didnt work on my phone
this site's better quality anyway
>>27671039
>btw i'm a boy
how
pls dont lie
>>27671039
working on that trap voice i see
>>27671039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
Not when you speak like that you aren't.
>>27671094
Fucking spot on.
I've only ever fucked 2 trans, both visually passed really well but the voice was always guyish.
Post ass.
>>27671000
P-please respond, I've never posted my voice before and am wondering if I sound like an annoying cunt.
>>27671094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0edizadijqi
>>27671124
You sound like you're speaking a bit softly, like you're not trying to be too loud.
>>27671145
You're right, it's 4:04 AM here so I'm trying to keep it down.
>>27671154
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FCdCVp3rQZ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e0BzBzoUMy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbevFPDq2R
>>27671154
Yeah but post ass anyway
>>27671111
Fuck off faggot,
Don't encourage the mentally ill.
>>27671212
Wait so you won't post ass because your bf used r9k but you'll talk to people about them fucking you in the ass?
girls are whores
>>27671212
My question to the fellow robot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SHEKFY3sqX
