Which one are you?
Cerebrotonic master race reporting in
Cyborg
I function normaly, have lots of friends, my own hobbies, go out often, am very social
BUT
I never had a girlfriend, get turned down and friendzoned all the time and I don't even know what are you supposed to do to get a GF. I'm 101% autistic when it comes to woman.
this description of a cyborg is just a normie
>>27669295
Cyborg really just means you're a failed normie.
sloth
used to be a cyborg but it's hard to be a normie while chronically unemployed
better version
also cerebrotonic
>inb4 everyone is cerebrotonic
>>27669368
> tfw a mix of cerebrotonic, cyborg, mouse and sloth
I'm a cyborg, /r9k2/ was a mistake and going without sex is the worst thing ever, virgin or not.
>>27669368
Super autist here. Ask me anything.
>>27669368
>>27669250
According to this, a shitty combination of the mouse and sloth.
>>27669250
cerebrotonic is cutting way too close to home
>>27669250
I'm undoubtedly closest to the mouse, but there's shades of wageslave, cerebrotonic, sloth, and elephant man as well.
>>27669250
>>27669368
Drawfags plz add the Malefactor:
"The Malefactor"
-The most spiteful/bitter variety of robot.
-Has dead eyes and wears a near-constant scowl.
- May suffer from one or more learning disabilities/mental illnesses which cripple his ability to succeed in life both financially and romantically.
-Is a NEET or other unprestigious member of society.
-Deals with the abuse, neglect, and general failure of his life by getting angry and blaming the world around him rather than himself.
-May have been overly encouraged/complimented by parents when younger; resulting in delusions of grandeur.
-The bursting of this ego-bubble resulted in a massive inferiority complex.
-Was heavily bullied in Middle/Highschool, resulting in a general hatred and distrust of other people.
-Isolation, neglect, and remembrance of past abuse at the hands of his peers has completely removed his ability to feel empathy towards others.
-Extremely distrustful of other people, views everyone as competition.
-May or may not be prone to extreme envy.
-Highly misogynistic.
-Browses /r9k/ to revel in the misery/failures of others.
-Most likely to be a school shooter.
As for the portrait, perhaps a pimply nerd with a scowl on his face.
Pick somewhat related.
>>27669250
i'm a wagefuck
>>27669475
>/r9k2/
Kill yourself, Re dditor trash
A mix of cerebrotronic and mouse
>>27669542
Isn't this just a sociopath?
>>27669557
I simply used the term from OPs image, you autist.
None of the above senpai. I have one friend that I have had for over 19 years. I'm not in college. I am 22 currently and worked at a factory for 4 years. Tried to join the marines but was declined at meps due to mental illness records and a criminal record from my childhood that was not expunged. Currently living as a neet but I'm not lazy at all. I sleep about 6-8 hours a night and love urban exploring and being in the woods. Had one girlfriend that lasted 2 months. Nothing happened except making out/feeling her up. She said she loved me after 2 weeks and was a complete introvert with no friends (pretty much the perfect robot girlfriend.) We decided to separate because we had conflicting schedules. I was working 50+ hours a week at the factory and she worked 40+ hours at a restaraunt and was attending art school. We talked about getting back together in the future but we started talking less and less. We used to text each other all night long. Then I see on normiebook that she got a boyfriend. I instantly delete and block her. My current setup is living with my grandma. I had my own place but decided to move in with her because she has cancer. She was the only one who helped me during my childhood. So fellow robots, what would you consider me?
>>27669577
No, sociopaths are smug, calculating, and sadistic.
Malefactors are hot-headed, bitter, envious, and vindictive.
>>27669250
Mouse
I hate my life
Sloth, but not as extreme. I just do nothing but eat, shit, and play vidya all day
>>27669542
I have to admit, this sounds a bit like me. But I'm too much of a pussy to ever act out on my urges.
>>27669607
that's psychopaths
>>27669542
hits home except the viewing everyone as competition and blaming other people part
>>27669694
It's all antisocial personality disorder. There is no such thing as a "sociopath" or "psychopath" according to the dsm-5.
>>27669250
closest to the Sloth except
1. not supported by my family
2. I can cook
>>27669589
I knew that, you retard.
>>27669694
Sociopath and psychopath are interchangeable words in psychology.
>>27669250
Cerebrotonic turned sloth.
>>27669250
I'm closest to sloth on this chart, but if it were an option, I would be this
>>27669542
>>27669755
They do not exist in the psych world. Refer to >>27669729
Those are hollywood terms used to describe antisocial personality disorder. There is a spectrum though. Some people are higher up on it than others with aspd.Ted Bundy is thought to be one of the highest scoring individuals.
>>27669526
Here, just to prove the sloth part... (OC)
How bad is it, guys?
wannabe and wagslave
>tfw 100% mouse
There are only two categories: oldfag and newfag. Not this "im a special butterfly" shit posted by OP.
>>27669926
spotted the newfag, lel
