> gf has no friends
> keep telling her how shitty people are, how they would use her
> tell her that guys would only talk to her to get into her pants
> she's more afraid than ever to have any friends now
could you manipulate me and make me your gf too please
>>27669166
I'm not manipulating her. There's no reason for a guy to want to be friends with a girl unless he intends to have a relationship with her or have sex.
> tfw she becomes jealous and insecure when someone talks to me
> even if the person is asking for directions
> starts pulling me away from the person
> even becomes jealous if I talk to my mother
>>27669598
Lol. That sounds cute, but I bet it's crazy as fuck.
>>27669394
That's weird to me. Do you not think your gf has any positive qualities that would make her a good friend? If so, why is she even your partner? Maybe you guys should befriend another couple, so you can all be friends together without her getting jealous or without you being a manipulative psycho.
>met a girl
>5~6/10
>2nd date
>already bored of going out with her
Ffs I'm still a virgin and now that I get a girl all I want is to stay at home
>>27669148
>when you're lying in bed together naked and she buries her head in your armpit and says "I love the way you smell"
Never should've broken up with her. I'm so alone.
>we're on a "break" because she needs to figure stuff out or some stupid bullshit like that
>keeps insisting that we're friends only, even though we tell each other we love one another and talk about marriage and stay exclusive to one another and do sexual stuff all the time
>last night we were just chatting for a couple hours
>she accidentally calls herself my gf
>she doesn't even correct herself
Slowly I'm breaking her down. She can't keep this up forever.
>>27669148
At least you are able to attract a girl. I will never know how it feels like.
>do the same thing as op to my gf
>she starts getting jealous and as obsessed with me as op's gf
>find it cute and endearing and love it
>let one of my friends sleep on my bed while i sleep on the couch one night
>she insists my bed is "tainted" now and refuses to come over anymore, accuses me of cheating on her with him constantly and things like that
she's cute and i like her a lot but if this keeps up im probably gonna have to move on
>>27669148
>bf's best friend hates him
>bf tries really hard and always ends up getting ignored
>always puts him in a bad mood when his "friend" flakes
>he takes it out on me
>try so hard to get him to move on but he gets super beta around this guy
>he could easily get other friends
>introduced him to many people trying to get him to have nice friends
>he ignores them all
>expects me to play co-op games 24/7
>refuses to play them with anyone but me or his ""best friend"""
>gets upset when I feel like playing single-player games
I wish I could get him to make other friends. It sucks that he won't even try. I don't even talk to half of these people other than to just be like yes this is a decent person who would get on well with him and then he just ignores them.
>>27672105
Dump him and get with me.
>>27672148
Sorry friend, not happening.
>>27671013
It is cute for a short while. But it gets abit annoying when someone approaches me, like those girls who ask a few questions for X product in the store. Then she digs her nails into my arm, glues herself against me and tries to eyeball the girl to death.
She always gets uncomfortable when we go visit my mom, since she always hugs me when we come over. She says she can't help but feel jealous for no reason. It's not as bad as it used to be I suppose.
>>27671734
The worst part is that I don't feel like I GOT her. The right cirmustances happened and we ended up being together. It's like winning the lottery. You're happy, but you know you didn't earn it, besides rolling the lucky dice.
>>27671374
Well it's my own insecurities showing up I suppose. Also when we met she had a few guy friends she talked with, but once we started dating, they harassed her and me alot. Me for "Stealing" her and making all of their effort go down to zero. Her for being a "slut" and going out with another guy. At first I thought that she strung them along or something, but their conversations were far apart, and always revolved around simple topics. She did play some online games with one, but it didn't look like she ever showed him any interest.
>>27669394
While I normally subscribe 100% to the r9k camp when it comes to misogyny, I am friends with a fairly attractive korean girl with absolutely no intention of sex or relationship.
She's batshit insane, but has encyclopedic knowledge of Lord of the Rings. Pretty much the only person I've ever met that can go toe to toe with me in LOTR trivia.
The thought of doing relationship shit with her curdles my blood. I've never met someone with more mental issues.
>>27669166
>could you manipulate me and make me your gf
I can do this. I also have plenty of "internet gfs" already, in case that's what you're attracted to.
