POST YOUR BIGGEST INSECURITIES YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR BODY IN THIS THREAD AND TELL SOMEONE IF YOU SHARE THEM
>>27669134
I have stretch marks and I have awkward limb proportions but this portion of fat in my lower back area and the weird gap it creates between my back and butt drives me crazy every day.
Small penis.
I know from a combination of personal issues, I probably won't be in a spot to use it, but fuck my dick pisses me off so much. I get in a bad mood jerking off if I look down and see my whole hand just engulf it.
Why the fuck do small dicks exist, there is literally NO REASON for this to exist.
>>27669169
Do you have a picture?
>>27669134
i dont like wearing shorts because i have weird lumps on the upper back of my calves. maybe theyre lymphodema or something.
>skinnyfat
>stretch marks from when I was fat
>ribs stick out like mad
>wide hips
>acne scars all over my shoulders and chest
>huge forehead
>chronic dry skin
>easily flushed face
>wide pig nose
The only issue I have is some bacne and lower back upper ass acne.
If I took the time to properly bathe instead of sitting on the computer all day, I'd have a lot more confidence.
>>27669187
Same problem here. It s hard to find a virgin girl out there ;_;
I am a 5'4" female and while thats not a huge deal, it is to me!!! Short women are the cutest and I have tried telling myself to be ok with it and just move on and accept that I can never change myself, I notice short girls more and more and they're just so cuuuuuute. Fml. Just a few inches would be nice.
>>27669233
Look anything like this:
>>27669171
???
>balding on top but not noticeable because I keep my hair long on top and too scared to get on finasteride
>crooked teeth
>mole on my face
>skinnyfat
>bunions on toes because I wore cramped shoes as a kid
>red stretch mark line going across my upper stomach because my skin has been bent by being fat for so long
>bad dandruff that wont go away even with shit like Nizoral
Granted, almost all of my deformities can be treated but it's just so much work
>>27669233
I can relate to this feeling
Not that i wanted tho
Short so everybody looks down on me like a child, girls stopped kissing me once they outgrew me
>>27669233
Basically me
Minus wide hips.
Also my clothes are poofy as FUCK on me. Like, oh my god. I feel like I'm wearing a tent even in clothes that fit me. I trn around and there's like a tent of fabric on my back
I think it's got something to do with my shoulders.
I have stretch marks and I hate them
>>27669300
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh you might want to lay off being a lazy sack of shit for a couple months
I'm a 5'4 turbo manlet
and I'm hairy
>>27669134
I have (and had for as long as I remember caring) white bumps on the testes. It destroyed all of my confidence and I would kind of get freaked sometimes thinking it's something bad. Only like 2 years ago I manned up and went to the doctor and it turned out to be just a condition similar to pimples. Completely harmless and purely visual.
At that point I realised the whole thing was just an excuse. The lack of confidence was in my head all along.
>>27669300
Lose another 160
And REEEEEEEEE
>>27669134
I have asymmetrical noseholes. I try to not give a fuck about it but I just got used to hiding it. By hiding I mean, looking at my feet while walking so people won't see. I inherited it from my grandmother. I don't know why because both my father and mother don't have it. I am so unlucky fuck my life.
>>27669265
So do it you pathetic faggot
>>27669171
FUCKIN' ALIENS
Skeleton
I hate eating in general. Large amounts of food make me sick half way through. I wouldn't mind the physical part of gaining muscle and getting bigger, it's just the eating part.
>>27669275
Short girls are cute as fuck until you're having sex with them, then it's just annoying
>>27669338
Just get a nose job fampai
>>27669351
Too busy fishing for (you)s and playing video games. I'm not some normalfag that is going to "improve" himself lmao
>>27669187
Just develop a cuck fetish. Problem solved.
>>27669233
>wide pig nose
If you're a man this shouldn't matter to you. I have one too but what do you fucking expect? Some Asian popstar girly boy nose?
Plus havig a wide nose is better than having a long jew nose
Who /weak jawline/ here
i'm sick of chewing gum
>>27669382
Stay a virgin
>>27669323
Whew, I was worrying about those for years. Thanks for clearing this up to me.
I'm skinnyfat and I have moobs. Not gyno-tier, but they stick out too much and are way too noticeable. I've developed a hunch from trying to hide them.
>>27669388
>Plus havig a wide nose is better than having a long jew nose
It's really not. A large angular nose is masculine.
>>27669403
3D is PD, why wouldn't I want to stay a virgin?
Are you actually a failed normalfag?
>>27669171
>those love handles
>>27669369
>short girls are cute as fuck
Disregard the rest of the comment, this is the part my brain notices. Brb killing myself.
>>27669275
hey guys hotaru is here
>>27669419
So is a wide nose
Why the fuck do men care about their fucking nose?
Typical flabby skinny fat body. I do a moderate amount of exercise but it sure doesn't look like it. Also big forehead and receding hairline that I have to hide behind my haircut
>>27669414
idk that feel too, I've been as small as 130lbs and as big as 210lbs and the fat tits always seem the exact same size no matter what
I started dieting a week and a half ago let's see how far I can go.
My only fear is that if I finally get to a regular size i'm going to get seriously suicidal because of the fact that everything else about myself and my life is still a piece of shit.
I'm just gonna be a depressed skinny person instead of a fat one yay.
also that thing about feeling better after eating healthy is bullshit at least to me. I don't have any more energy than I had before and i'm still sad as fuck.
>>27669423
Nope I was well on my way to becoming like you but I got a job, a girl, and started hitting going to the gym. Not very original but it's better than masturbating with my tears every night, go out and improve yourself before it's too late
>>27669275
I don't understand this post
5'4" is pretty short
I used to have 4-pack abs, 15.5" arms, and genuinely a nice body
Then I started drinking every night and lost all of it. I haven't been to the gym in 2 months
I hate myself
>>27669462
>I'm just gonna be a depressed skinny person instead of a fat one yay.
you might gain atleast some extra confidence though
>>27669468
You could never be like me, robots are born, not made.
>being proud of being a wageslave
>being proud of getting Tyrone's sloppy seconds
>being proud of needing to go to a gym to get /fit/
>>27669171
Hahahhaha wtf? Those some fuckboi hips bruh! Literally meathandles lmao!
>acne scars
>ground down teeth (eating too much sugar as a kid and apparently grinding teeth in my sleep)
>smallish hands (above average height, feet, and dick though)
>always leave skid marks in underwear, no matter how well I wipe - afraid I have a smelly ass 24/7 and I just don't notice
>>27669507
She was a virgin mate ;)
>>27669487
I fucked myself on alcohol too. Was doing good a few years ago at 140lbs and growing muscle but then drank my way up to 190lbs and have been busting ass the past 9 months to try not feeling so disgusted with myself
>i got puffy nips
>only average penis despite being 6'4
i want to die
I'm strongfat; my entire legs and arms are good but my torso sucks so horribly. Basically built a baseball player.
>>27669507
Also a robot IS made, robots are not living therefore are made, not born
>>27669359
>>27669425
>>27669511
Yeah it's the sad reality I live in.
In all honesty though I just gotta lose a few pounds, it looks a lot worse than it is because the contour catches light in a really weird way.
>>27669484
I would rather be like, at least 5'3 but shorter would be better. Like 4'11 would be ideal lol. When you're me, you notice it, short girls have smaller proportions and they just look automatically cuter by virtue of being short. I have this 5'1 friend and ever since I let her know I am jelly of it she brags about her height now. She also got an "eating disorder" after I told her I had one because whatever, you can just get them these days. Oh but she's cured now. Yeah so she just makes it worse by being short but its not her fault (except when she shows off like that)
>>27669617
Yeah that's not bad at all. I think you have a good starting place to mold your body into greek god mode. Go workout nigga.
>>27669617
Only option is to get fit. Becoming a skeleton will only make it look worse.
Post dick
>>27669134
>ugly
>skeleton
>bad hygiene
>terrible posture
>stretch marks on back because terrible posture
>dandruff no matter how much I shower
>never had a gf
>constipated my entire life
>social retard
>virgin
>anxiety
>tiny dick
>neet
>>27669666
Will do
>>27669668
I'm not trying to go full skelly, I just meant I gotta lose fat and build muscle. But I actually do look better in that specific area when I'm skelly, I've been there before.
>>27669660
iktfb my mum is 5'0" yet I ended up 5'7". I wish I was petite really badly. I lost weight to at least contribute slightly to the image but it didn't even work because my ugly oversized tits stayed exactly the same size.
>>27669384
That is the worst, must insulting fetish invented.
>>27669660
just get with a really tall guy, he'll make you feel small
i'm only 5'10" and i could hoist you over my head, 5'4" is pretty small compared to the average guy
>>27669724
Ugh your mom is a lucky bitch, if it were possible I'd say to ask her to share some of her good height luck with us. What does she even need it for? Shes a mum! :( my mum is 5'2 and she'll never know my pain because I don't tell her, but I am so jelly. Its because our skeletons are built bigger and broader than short girls and also, did you ever notice how they have shorter torsos and smaller hands? They're just smaller in general and it makes me sad. Also it looks super adorable when a short girl hugs a tall guy. Siiiiigh. I used to be short.
>>27669134
Have had a bigger labia since i was 11 or so, fell for the roastie meme when i got older, cant believe any man sees me as anything but a used up whore ;__; still virgin desu
>large hips
>small hands
>small nose
>strech marks
>hairy as fuck
>chubby
only redeeming factor is i have good upper body due to all the shit jobs i used to do
>>27669547
This!!!!
Fucking me down to a T... Arms and legs are and sexy but my torso is like I don't even work out (moobs, belly and love handles)... Almost invalidates the work I put in the gym because this is the actual area I'm most concerned about! And as a result, I just look plain fat, and my side profile is horrendous.
I'm currently trying to cut down on fat completely and hope that the torso sorts itself out... But right now I'm exavtly like you lol. Really sucks especially when you try so hard for so long.
>>27669868
I work out through work.
You know the weird thing? Supposedly I'm something like 245lbs. I've seen guys say they're 240 to 260 and they look outright bloated to me.
I wear normal Large sized shirts fine, my pants fit perfectly or sag at 40" waist, and I genuinely don't eat like a pig...but it's my lower torso that bugs me. Moobs I don't care about because they aren't an issue. But from right above my waistline to my belly button, fucking why.
>>27669798
ikr
>tfw i will never be cute
it makes me wish i'd not eaten enough as a kid so i hadn't grown as much
>>27669948
Yes. That's the whole reason I got an eating disorder, and so young too, it might have worked a little bit because my sister is 5'8 and my brothers are 5'10 and up, but still I was rather hoping for more like 5 feet tall or something. If i could have just stopped growing, or had my predetermined set height be shorter. FUCK. Sadness. I assumed eating less and cutting down on calcium would make my skeleton not grow but instead I probably just have osteoporosis now.
>>27669988
how young did you start reducing what you ate? also if you cut down on calcium by not eating dairy that probably did the opposite because meat and dairy have acidic proteins in which the body uses calcium to neutralise, creating a deficit. hopefully you don't have osteoporosis.
>>27669921
Yeah honestly I think we have very similar body types. Although you sound slightly bigger than myself (I'm 5"11). Thing is I was on anti depressants for a while so I put on a shit tonne of weight. Since then I've cut down from 260lb to 207lb and I'm still going.
But even when I was in the higher end of the weight, I definitely didn't look like I weighed that much. Even now, people are genuinely shocked that I weigh so much (they think I'm much lighter). I actually believe our body fat levels aren't as high as we think- it just looks high because of where our bodies store it (in the most awkward spots. Plus it's all concentrated into the torso so we don't wear fat well). A lot of our weight is most likely solid muscle mass, but we will have to cut down to 12-10% body fat to see it properly.
But like you said, plus side to this body type is you are hella strong, and I'm definitely lifting more than most people in my weight class.
>>27670035
11, and oh shit really? So i could have been shorter? I started eating normally again for a few years but it fluctuated, and I started upping my calcium these past few years so I can have stronger bones.
>women hate feeling big so much that they'll give themselves eating disorders at a young age to stay short
>>27670056
I'm the same height, clone famalan.
I was on antidepressants as a teen and took power lifting in highschool. I wasn't too stronk but then again the only other people in the class were the football players and some of those fuckers squatted near 400lbs by the end of the year.
Do you have issues with cardio? Not with breathing but your ankle; I was on workman's comp last year because I hurt two major tendons in my right ankle. My legs don't hurt from running (pure muscle and bone there) but my ankles are left fucking screaming.
Other than dealing with those, I lift heavy shit on the norm.
Short. Small Dick.
Both things I can't change and are enormous hindrances to confidence. In the U.S being a manlet is essentially a one way ticket to either being alone or being a cuck.
inb4 the gym meme. A fit manlet is still a manlet and it makes zero difference. Put a fit ottermode manlet next to a 6'2" chubby guy and ask a roastie to take her pick. She'll choose the tall guy every time.
I am somewhat overweight but still muscular. I don't really feel much of a sense of insecurity about my body because I dress well and in general women largely care about what is going on inside of a man rather than physical appearance, contrary to popular belief. It's best to focus on improving yourself by becoming more educated or articulate or generally competent or so forth rather than spending your every waking moment trying to look like a one direction member.
6 foot 2 with a 8 inch and thick dick. Its just teetering being too big for woman to find it attractive. My real issue though is that I can only get hard and cum to like 11-14 year olds, so sex has some issues. I can cover it up with oral when I cant just envision the little girl I want to be fucking enough to get hard.
It is a real issue. I used to be more universal in my attractions but they have gravitated to a place that fucks with my life. Maybe its just time to go with my heart and do it.
>>27670114
Its not the feeling of being big so much as people's perception of short girls, and also how they look younger and everything about being short looks good. I like how the tops of their head is lower to the ground. I wish I was short,I can't stand to look at myself.
my height: 5'6 (female)
>>27670263
gross. there is no point in dating a mid-sized woman. either 5'11+ or below 5'3.
>>27670135
That's exactly how I got off the medication lol- powerlifting. Still haven't forgiven the doc for giving me those pills- they fully fucked me up.
Can't say I have those ankle problems... Sounds like an ankle flexibility issue, there are excercises and stretches you can do for that. To be fair I had an ankle problem when I was squatting but that got sorted out over time (probably just a mobility issue).
Believe it or not I lost 100% of that weight with 0 cardio lol. Hate cardio- instead I just have a strict diet and lift heavy. People obviously do it in whichever way suits them, but I have a feeling if I really want to get low body fat I'll have to start doing it again. Suppose it helps when you have a physical job and you're not a lazy ass student sitting in a chair all day.
>>27670198
>Maybe its just time to go with my heart and do it.
enjoy getting v& u sick fucc
>>27670263
you guys are nuts
I love tall women
>>27670263
I'm tall so 5'6" doesn't bug me at all. Especially because that means you got legs.
>>27670284
>>27670300
More proof that women can't be robots. Every single body type is someone's fetish.
>>27670300
Short girl's legs are superior and qter
>>27669433
>Brb killing myself
No need to worry, senpai.
No one will have sex with you anyway.
>>27670344
What are you talking about, worrying? Who's supposed to be wanting to have sex with me? Why should I care? Why the sick dubs?
>>27670321
hell no. tall women are a miracle of the universe. womanlets need to be exterminated.
I'm 180cm and any time I can look a woman directly in the eyes, my heart goes doki doki
>>27670280
Shit I wish I could have a desk job. Anywhere from one to four pallets of shit I gotta break down and move around. Used to be as many as eight a night, but now four a night is the absolute most.
It may just be me. My physical therapist said that guys with thick, dense muscles tend to have joint pains like that. Supposedly tighter tendons or something.
I have some small free weights (only 40lbs total) and I've been thinking about getting a bench press set or something. As for diet...yeah, that would help. I eat maybe once or twice a day and I know they say if you don't regularly eat then your body holds onto it more than it should. That, I know is a big flaw.
What's your diet? Since I work nights and shit, I kinda don't bother too terribly much with a regimen or that calorie counting.
>>27669660
>She also got an "eating disorder"
OMG that is SUPER CUTE!
I love fucking with girls that have "anorexia" or whatever their flavour of "disorder" is.
THAT FEEL WHEN NO
P E C S
E C
C E
S C E P
>>27670391
Good for you. I am sure that is something that happens in real life.
>>27669828
Might as well enjoy it by stringing on some weights and prolapsing it now, Anon.
>>27669828
Big labia are hot.
But that's because I have a ton of fetishes and know that labia have little to nothing to do with sexual escapades.
>>27670284
yeah i try to reassure myself with the idea that I want sons in the future and i guess it will be a plus if they're tall. its the only thing that keeps me going haha
>>27670320
BTFO
921RTY
>>27669617
>Klinfelter syndrome
I have hips as large as yours, and am obese. I literally look like a fucking alien. Even when i'm 4 layers in i'm still insecure.
5'9/Spic/5''penur/my face/
>>27670344
>>27670371
I thought you said that you would kill yourself for being annoying in bed.I'd rail you anyway
We were born with sick dubs.
who /kyphosis/ here ?
>>27670419
I've pissed off a few online.
They're pretty funny in person.
>have only one testicle
>ingrown hair scars on groin
>No abs
>slight bulge growing under chin
>gyno af
I can't even be bothered to care anymore desu
This is a pic from a bit ago
I've lost about 15 lbs. From that pic but my chest is still the same size
>>27670490
I don't want to get laid. I want to cuddle and watch good movies with my waifu. Its my dream scenario, being cozy in a dark room after a long day, spooning with the person I love. Too bad that will never happen for me either.
i started going bald in 12th grade, and 2 years into college my hair had already formed a natural comb over. i was able to hide it wearing hats all the time but now that i actually have jobs and shit i cant wear hats all the time and it fucking sucks
I've gained 10 kg over the last 5 months. I have almost no chances of exercising, and try to stop myself from eating too much, which just results in me starving myself and then eating like a medperson.
I can feel a depression slowly coming over the horizont.
Tips to painless, fast suicide?
>>27670541
yo thats not gyno
you're just fat. look at that stomach lip.
and your room is fucking gross. a hat wont hide your baldness
>>27669514
>always leave skid marks in underwear, no matter how well I wipe - afraid I have a smelly ass 24/7 and I just don't notice
Try eating more fiber. Both insoluble (fiber cereal) and soluble (fruit). Should give you better consistency shits, and a host of health benefits.
>>27670559
Who's your waifu, Anon?
IO671P
I am normally perfect, but I have oral thrush
>>27670541
Why do you live in a persian whore house?
long face, big ribcage, wide shoulders, narrow hips, no waist, feeling fat as hell at 143lbs
>>27669134
>man boobs with rosy areolas
>gut
They never go away no matter how much exercise I get or how well I eat. I ate a stupid amount of dairy as a kid and caused my fat cells to balloon up and ruin my torso's aesthetic. Still looks okay with my shirt on, at least, as long as it's not too sculpted.
Lets see
small dick (looks like a childs)
stretch marks
keratosis pilaris
short
baby face
small as fuck shoulders and overall bone structure
Honestly think I'm underdeveloped as fuck
>>27670618
Not a literal waifu, I don't watch anim, I just mean whoever I end up with or the "one"
>>27670595
Not bald, just like wearing hats, also not my room, it's my mom's dance studio. And I probably would've believed it wasn't gyno if my moobs didn't stivk around adter weight loss. I'm fat yeah, but not fat enough to have breasts like that
>>27670670
I could be the "one."
Where are you located?
>>27670587
How and why did you gain 10kg so fast?
Also, exercise makes it easier to keep to the diet. Try it
>>27670691
Canada. Pls senpai
>>27670692
It takes 2 hours to get from my home to school via train. So i can't be with the few friends i have.
Then theres work which is like 6 hours ever other day. the rest of the time is spent on entertainment. Ie. me spending all my time on front of the computer.
That mixed with boredom induced binge eating.
>>27670733
Aww, you need to come to Florida.
I can wait for you.
>>27670756
Suh sweet. I would go there for you anon
>>27670773
I'll wear my strawberry panties
>>27670773
Give me an email address.
Come to our glorious state and I will make a place for you in my father's house.
>>27670794
Butt out, Anon.
She's mine.
my body insecurity is pretty much my failure at lifting
while i have improved, i have been lifting for 3 years total and look worse than a lot of people on /fit/ who claim to have been lifting for less time
>>27669134
I'm ginger (which isn't such a bad thing desu, a lot of boys like it, though I do wish people would shut up about it), and I have a crooked nose. No one has ever noticed, or at least pointed it out, but I notice it. If there's a pic of me where it's visible I delete it.
>>27669171
those hips gave me a boner. WOULD SMASH.
>>27669704
>>constipated my entire life
Stop masturbating
>>27670376
So my diet is this:
4 egg omelette (throw in some mushrooms, tomato and spring onions. Maybe some chives too).
Protein shakes (2-3)
Literally just water and no other beverage
Sardine tins
Boneless chicken (chuck it in some marinade and in the oven for 20 mins).
The odd apple or piece of sugar free gum for cravings
This diet is cheap as chips, easy to make and keep track of, fills you up, mobile (so you could make it in the morning and take it to work if you want) and super low carb which is optimal for fat loss.
Also I don't want to sound /fit/ bro tier but I just prefer the gym- I find I'm much more active and focused in that kind of environment. But if home gym is your thing then make sure you stock up on the plates lol
>>27670808
I can't post my email on here D: this place is scary, I hear 4chan himself is a legendary hacker. You give yours because you're the boy and its ok if you get doxxed because men are naturally stronger according to those threads
>>27670815
If no one notice then you're fine.
>>27670847
[email protected]
We can go from there.
>>27670845
So basically eggs and chicken, eh? Sounds simple enough...though I do my shopping every two weeks or so. I can do only mostly water; I usually have one of those low-cal Gatorades and a bottle of water every night at work. I use to do fine at having maybe one soda a week until stress piled up. I really want to get back down to that point.
I'm going shopping this Saturday so I'll see what I can pick up. Big fan of bread though so that'll suck.
And much obliged clonebro. If you were /fit/ you'd instead just call me a fat fuck for not already knowing what to do.
>>27670837
can't tell if you're serious or not
>5'3
>4.5 in dicklet
>pectus
>weird autistic gait
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead
>>27670884
Ok i sent it. Did you get it?
>>27671052
Yeah.
I sent one in return from one of my permanent emails.
Check your spam folder.
>>27669171
No offense but are you a girl or a guy? It looks okay to me.
>>27669617
Honestly I'm a real female and I think your ass is fucking cute as fukkkk. I have a weird kink/preference to basically beta white dweeby nerdy super sweet virgins.
Personally I think your body is really good. I like that it's skinny fat cos that means you will be soft and still have stamina. For me this is good.
Fuck if you were a really nervous virgin I'd pretty much predatorially ravish you right now. But I'm high and lonely.
Also I think it's the normal shape that a MALE's ass takes when it's slightly bigger. Because of the muscular formation. I've seen it before and it was hot.
I would watch your ass over your shoulder while you smashed me on top. I'd grab it too, while grinding harder my hips against yours. Forcing your pelvis to grind harder against mine. I want that sweet virgin cock to cum deep inside. Mmm I'll bite down on your neck and tighten my pussy walls around your shota cock.
>>27669617
how often do you cum? Do you ever hump something to cum?
Receding hairline, still mostly there but it's definitely going.
Only 5'11.
Perpetually underweight due to medical condition, but I've managed to get up to 155lbs.
>>27669617
It's funny because you can literally see a fit body underneath all the fat.
>>27669369
This man speaks the truth. Banging standing up or bending them over something is flat out impossible.
>>27672046
This is the least arousing thing I've ever read.
>>27672114
Never got that before but then again I usually hit on real guys so I guess I get laid purely off looks.
>>27669514
If you have an extremely hairy ass like I do you should try using wet wipes after you're finished with normal toilet paper. Makes a big difference.
This is going to sound like retarded bullshit, but here goes anyway.
I hate being tall. I'm 6'4" and it's preventing me from being good at the ONLY thing I care about in life right now and the main reason why I'm no longer suicidal.
Because of weeb shit I got into road cycling in a big way two years ago. I ride close to 200 miles per week, changed up my diet and even my job to work around my hobby. No matter how hard I try I can't get below 190lb. I train three times harder than these fucking faggot pieces of shit I ride with and they out-climb me like it's nothing.
If I could just drop another 25 pounds I could make them smell my farts all the way up mount baldy, but it's impossible.
My face is all fucked up and scalded from when my dad spilled a kettle on me as a kid, and I lost a ball playing rugby.
Mantits, nose+poor chin
>>27672157
I'm surprised you don't have issues with peddling since most bikes I see are for moderate-sized folks. That said the bike I rode as a kid was huge compare to me. Was an actual dirt bike.
>>27672046
>honestly I'm a real female
>>27672134
i thought the last part was alright
too bad this will never happen to me
>>27672134
>real guys
Fatty detected.
ONLY fat chicks use the phrase "real guys / real men", because they're trying to imply that dudes who aren't attracted to their vileness (ie not desperate) are somehow not real men.
It's transparently pathetic but they do it anyway.
>>27672194
Yeah I ride a 60cm frame bicycle. Somewhat rare in the secondhand market, but not hard to find new. Americans tend to be stupid and buy bikes too big for them because hurrrr bigger better
>>27672213
No I meant irl situations as being realer than internet situations.
>>27672230
It wasn't that. My mom said I'd grow into it.
I did. But I had eaten shit so many times I just said "fuck it" and walked by the time riding it didn't become some awkward hassle.
>>27672245
It's different for kids because growth spurts. I wasn't referring to you, sorry. I meant adults in the US routinely are riding bikes that are way too big for them.
It's hilarious when I meet someone that quit cycling because it was "uncomfortable" and I see their bike is meant for someone at least five inches taller.
loose skin making me look fat when i sit down even tho it's just fucking skin
i should be looking like zyzz by now with the amount of training and proper dieting i am doing
but no
i look like a used condom
just kill me, senpai
>>27669617
Dat ass hahaha
>>27669187
Humans have the biggest penises in proportion to the body of mammals, a small or I would say average was a symbol of intelligence, that's why you see Roman sculptures with average dicks.
>>27670404
Your chest looks okay but your arms look like shit
I don't want to go swimming anywhere with friends because we always make fun of each other and I don't want to get made fun of for the first 10 minutes for taking my shirt off.
>>27669134
It belongs to me.
I can't see or remember anything else because of that.
>>27672157
This was me. And I hate the way my belly is shaped at the bottom. It's only going away a little now that I've lost a ton of weight.
I'm fucking shit at this point being 22 y/o
>5'7''
>Skinny Fat
>Lazy Eye
>Ugly
>Two pointy scars at each side of my head that I won't be able to cover with my hair in 10 years
>Can't grow a decent beard
>Small biceps
>People say I look like a 16 y/o
I'm pretty much that guy who is somebody's neighbour and one day suicides and when police ask that neighbour what was I like he would answer "He was a normal cheerful guy, I didn't expect this."
It sucks that being just a bit handsome it's a really huge help and gives you a huge amount of selfsteem. I even avoid looking at myself in mirrors and I also avoid taking pictures of myself.
I'm fat. I keep binge eating to the point of getting sick.
I've tried shit like locking myself in my room with duct tape.
>>27672474
I think you linked to the wrong post.
You should cycle though, it's fun going insanely fast for such little apparent effort. And you can burn an absurd amount of calories too, like 700 an hour if you go at it hard.
>Obese
I could lose weight and change, but I'd still be insecure about all the loose skin I'd have.
As for something I can't change without surgery
>big, bulbous oink oink pig nose
>>27672474
>Pulls down pants
>Pulls shirt over tits
Fuck off you goddamn slut whore attention cunt. This is why we hate you and this is why women at their core are all degnerate pigs. You couldnt just post a pic of your fat gut could you? You had to post your tits because deep down you come on this site just waiting for the right thread where you think its safe enough to come out of the wood work, not to enter the discussion legit but to just show off your tits because daddy never loved you.
I hope you get raped, get cervical cancer then die you trick slut.
>>27672550
Yea I meant this one rofl.
>>27672046
>>27669134
>kinda wide hips
thats pretty much it.. well, other than the fact that my body looks hideous, but thats just a result of my lack of working out
>>27672564
Whatever happened to tits or gtfo, or is that back in 05?
>>27672569
Daaaaaamn nice. I like how pale you are.
>>27669282
i have the same line above my stomach. pretty sure it's mainly due to sitting hunched over at a computer all day. if i take a break from my computer for a few days then it pretty much disappears entirely.
>>27669134
I started going out running every other day. I'm betting I can barely go over a mile without taking an extended break, but I still feel better than I have in a while. I used to do track, so it's taken like 8 years for the weight to start showing. I recently realized standing up straight and sucking in wasn't quite doing what it used to, and my chest was hanging kind of low. The runs have also encouraged me to start showering regularly again, where before I was going about once a week. I know that once I'm out of my twenties maintaining even this body will require me having to watch what I eat and set aside time to exercise, so I should really start building habits now. Track was so easy to fall out of because it felt like an obligation, not something I did of my own volition.
>>>/soc/
Get the fuck out of here you normie cunts
>>27672610
>>27672610
Do any of you have like a line both above and below your stomach? Maybe sometimes one going across the belly button depending on what position you are sitting in.
>6'4
>lanky
>skinny
>still have man boobs
This is not fair. I will have my revenge, genetics
>>27672588
This place got overrun with faggots and cunt enablers is what
>>27672608
Shes never gona sleep you faggot, dont defend her.
>>27672569
Nice gunt you flat assed bitch. I hope you get raped you stupid slut.
Like are you oblovious to it, dont you care you are proving everything r9k stands for with regards to women? Or are you just SO desperate for attention to HAVE to post your tits on here to garner any sort of validation?
You are an ugly, low life sack of shit cunt. You are the one making it that way by posting your tits and axe wound all over the internet. This is not a thread or a board for that matter where you are accepted or allowed to post. No one gives a shit about your average body that your last 10 sexual partners thought was average. Piss off and die, seriously I really really hope you die of breast or ovarian cancer.
>large earlobes
>bulb nose
>very dark and puffy circles under eyes even when rested
>dead average dick
>flared out lowest ribs
>6ft in a country with the tallest population in the world ie. half tge guys are 6ft2in and over
>>27672157
track what you eat and eat less. i mean, unless you have a tumor or something, it's a pretty much guaranteed way to lose weight.
>>27672666
Calm yourself, spergo.
>>27672569
Unless you look like Fiona from shrek you have no excuse to be here.
>>27669134
ATTENTION ALL SKINNYFATS
CARDIO
JUST DO CARDIO
IT'S NOT TOO LATE AND IT'S THE EASIEST WORKOUT TO TURN INTO A HABIT
YOU MAY NOT GET TONED MUSCLES BUT YOUR TITS WILL SHRINK IN NO TIME
>>27672569
I hate attention whores so much. Fuck off
>>27672677
Yet another quality post from a normie new fag.
>>27672666
>>666
Eyyy Satan? Lmao.
>>27672569
Lol, all the fat went into her gut and not her ass.
Shit genetics right there. Whats the matter, were the other whores on /soc/ prettier than you tonight?
>>27672666
You act like you've never seen tits before and he's the newfag? If she's so average and ugly you'd be ignoring her awkwardly like everyone else.
It just makes you look next level beta to freak out so much.
As if you are so angry because some average tits infiltrated your hug box. Either that or just a girl too cowardly to post tits. Go back to /pol/ and cum to gigantic nigger dicks fucking you.
>>27672742
Yea actually they are pretty good looking desu senpai.
>>27669233
Same but with a Jew nose and T-Rex legs.
>>27672745
>If she's so average and ugly you'd be ignoring her awkwardly like everyone else.
Ahh no because then shed continue to post here and think this is a safe space for her to do so.
Shes an attention whore. This is a thread about body issues, not pussy and tit shots. Her post had nothing to do with her tits or cunt it was her fat and body shape. Shes proving, like every other cunt does when they come here that all they are is attention whoring. They bitch and moan that they can be lonely, be robots and fight tooth and nail to uphold that like they want to be here then go and prove they are nothing more than mere sluts soc didnt want.
>go back to /pol/
lol
>2016
>clinging to the idea r9k is a safe zone free of pol
>not accepting that 90% of traffic on both boards are the same people
GTFO you ugly cunt. Take your filthy rotting vagina with you.
>>27669401
Same, unfortunately for my case it's surgery. But I don't have enough money to fix it.
>>27672745
At no point did anyone ask her to post tits. She could have easily just posted a pic of her belly. No need for the tit and vagina exposure.
>>27672666
Satan is on the money, shes just trying to grab attention.
>>27672778
So, wheres the pics of her cunt?
>>27672799
A better question is why she even needs to post a pic with her pants removed bro.
>>27672798
Where's the pic of her vag?
>>27672799
>>27672816
semantics wont change the fact Im right and shes a whore.
>>27669134
>lazy eye
>oily face
>dry hands
>phantom crooked teeth
>monotone voice
>inability to grow facial, leg, arm, or chest hair
>plenty of pubes and butthole hair
>skinnyfat
But that's because I'm a lazy faggot desu
>>27672799
>>27672816
I only see the mons pubis region
>>27672823
>Ignoring the fact that she uploaded a pic of her self pant less with her breasts exposed in an unrelated thread.
>>27672823
>Implying she didnt want people to see it and get aroused by it
>>27672813
You have to pull the pants way down to see the curve, and the tits I guess I just figured since they were flat it would be more or less like a boy taking off his shirt.
>>27669704
dandruff has nothing to do with how much you shower
Dandruff is caused by a dry scalp
Use conditioner
>>27672847
>Im a whore
Yeah we know but why did you feel the need to point out your were female. Also we both know it would have been pretty obvious you had tits. Also no it made non difference emphasizing a curve. At most all you had to do was lower your was band a little.
Youre a whore and you know it. Go back to /soc/ and dont ever post here again you ugly fat slut.
borderline underweight. I'm 5"8 and 8 stone (bout 50kg). I hate seeing my ribs whenever I look at my chest.
Also getting a hearing aid in a few weeks which will be fun
>>27672875
>feel the need to point out your were female.
Not with the flat chest no.
>>27672569
>2016
>still not my gf
Where you at, qt?
>>27672904
You didnt need to do it, you know it. You know why you posted here, and you know you hate yourself. You're worse than anyone on r9k, your just slime that slithers in here like a stray mut looking for affection but really you just need to be put down.
>>27672847
I hope your mother dies as punishment for raising a slut of a human being.
>>27672487
>>Lazy Eye
I know this feeling, brother.
It causes a disproportionate amount of burden in my life.
I've been bullied relentlessly for it since before I can remember, and I've wanted to kill myself for just as long.
Fuck
>>27672938
>>27672916
So am I worthless because I have a fat gut and flat chest or because I showed it and am therefore a slut?
That's the important question to me.
>>27670149
>tfw 6'2" chubby guy
>tfw 24 and still a kv
Manletism is a bad meme.
>>27672952
You know why you dumb attention whoring cunt.
And yes, also for being a fat piece of shit. I bet your the type of slut who hangs around football teams and gets railed then dumped.
Fucking kill take your ugly soulless body and leave. No one here loves you, just like in the real world. Kill yourself, please.
>>27672952
>am I worthless because I showed my tits anon?
Seriously? Lel.
>>27672916
>>27672938
Why are you two being such fucking assholes? Like holy shit. Even if she is slutty, everyone can still feel INCREDIBLY self conscious for the stupidest of things, especially things that society tells us we like (like big boobs).
>>27672847
I personally don't see anything wrong with your curves and many people don't mind flat chests. Some even prefers them.
>>27673067
Lol, I was just trying to clarify.
>>27672952
How could you not think you're s slut? That's what I wana know. And why you think you get to break the rules and post here. It clearly says no attention whoring outside of soc.
>>27669134
>6'1"
>Well built
>Muscular
>8.3 inch dick
Nope definitely no body insecureities.
>>27673075
No it's because he assumes that no girl would want to be with him and basically Elliot Rogers diary thing where all women want Chad's:
>>27673054
> type of slut who hangs around football teams and gets railed then dumped.
Since even an average whore seems unobtainable to him he freaks the fuck out.
>>27673075
BahahahahHhHhahaha
>hurr sluts have feelings asshole
Where do you cunts think you are?
>>27673110
>>6'1"
My deepest condolences, manlet
GYNO
SMALL DICK
SMALL FEET
SMALL WRISTS
>>27673075
Spending your precious limited time in existence stroking the ego of some attention whore who wouldn't look at you twice if you ever met and would probably make fun of you if you dared look at her.
As for you whore: I hope your dad furiously jerks off over these pics, I certainly will do my part towards that goal by uploading them to amateur sites.
>inb4 "lel you're on r9k too", that doesn't make you two any better.
>>27673256
>who wouldn't look at you twice if you ever met and would probably make fun of you if you dared look at her.
Sadfag confirmed. ;-;
some nigger that likes undertale hentai said i was fat and he didnt hear and now i wanna shoot my school but i will probably get detention
>>27673256
Okay do you know what cognitive dissonance is?
How can she be fat, ugly, and unattractive yet would make fun of you if you dared look at her?
Don't you think she'd enjoy if you looked at her since your previous interpretation of her is that she's a fat, ugly, whore?
I mean that also sort of goes along with railing the football team, why would they want her? Wouldn't by your initial logic she not be able to fuck a football team.
Just saying.
So basically what you are saying is she is average enough to be a whore but still really ugly?
I'm fat and I got gyno.
I dread summer, as I can't wear coats that cover my fat body and disgusting gyno.
I'm literally ashamed to leave the house.
>>27672569
Ugly cunt piece of shit
you feel insecure now? imagine when you are 30 years old and everything starts to fall and the hair of your vagoo gets all gray
lmao
>>27673327
shut the fuck up roastie
I hope that in your next suicide attempt you actually cut your wrist deep enough to actually die
>>27673327
I never said she is ugly, without facepics there is no indication of good or bad looks. I just find it funny how all of r9k thinks women are shallow idiots (not entirely without reason) and then suck the clit of every girl who bothers to mention her gender. Decide motherfuckers. This place is turning into /soc/ with lower standards.
>>27673270
Adding ad-hominem to ad-hominem, fair enough.
>>27669369
Fuck off you fucking normal faggot get off this god damn board god fucking damn it
>>27669365
this fava
>tfw balding
>tfw manlet
>tfw too skinny
>tfw bulking is too hard
gyno, the width of my hips is really fucked up.
I think I'm pretty light for my height (160 at 6') but I look like a skinnyfat piece of shit and it doesn't change no matter how much I lift or cut calories or run.
I thought about trying to have my testosterone checked but I haven't been to any GP in maybe five years and I think that's something they normally do for guys in retirement age
I've just looked like this since I was 12 or so years old.
>>27673950
your body honestly doesnt look that bad, your gyno isnt that bad compared to others. Your body would look great if you gained 50lbs of muscle.
>>27672847
Maeve? Go to sleep you slut
eczema on 90% of my body
I'm 26 and I've been rapidly balding against all treatments for like three years.
My head basically has three thick spots (front center, and sides and back) and everywhere from my temples up to the crown of my head is visibly receding and thinning.
I have shitty ratty hair that curls everywhere so it's super obvious too no matter how I style
>ass the size of a brazilian shemale
>wide hips
>big fat legs
>tfw ugly.
its hard to explain, it feels like people think you're a bad person and girls think you're a creep even when you've no romantic interest in them. I feel like i don't get taken seriously and it's beginning to really affect my confidence to the point where I avoid contact with others. I do what i can, clean myself, regular haircuts, dress appropriately etc but i'm wondering why I even bother. Needed to get this off my chest.
I feel like a skinny bitch and my arms never fucking grow
>>27674733
your problems are my goals for the moment
I am in a much worse position than you so remember that and continue forward.
>lose a bunch of weight
>the skin doesnt go with it
I cant fucking win can i? My inner thighs look like 3 day old party baloons now.
>>27669134
I know it's not much compared to most people, but here are my biggest insecurities:
a) practically permanent black bags under eyes
b) small deformities like one ear being thicker than the other because of an infected cut I got as a kid
c) very unhealthy body image. I'm relatively thin (72kg for 6'2"), but I desperately want to get thinner because I'm terrified of being 100kg+ like my grandfather.
>>27674808
There is still fat clinging to the skin beneath the surface. Loose skin is really just flab, you just need to keep eating right and working out and it will be less noticeable over time. Seek surgery if it doesn't improve in like 2 years or you made a change over 35 of 100lbs or more.
This is from personal experience. I was 260 at my heaviest and now weigh 120. I even had BACK FLAB, but it all went away mostly. I just have some loose skin on my stomach and inner thighs still but you can't notice unless I'm in my underwear
>>27669134
stretch marks on my sides, pectus excavatum, skinny fat, super hairy
>>27669171
MY EYES ARE MELTING
>5'2
>Crooked index fingers
>Dry skin
>Sun damage
>Constant sores from skin picking
>Baby face at 20
>Gynecomastia
>Ribs fucked up from binding moobs
I actually don't mind my stretch marks but the rest of this shit bothers me.
my manboobs
my frizzie hair
my bad austin powers teeth
>have genital herpes
>never had sex
Does any other robot know this feel?
>>27669134
>178cm
>a bit skinny fat with no shoulders and big head
>bad teeth ( soon going to dentist)
>scared talking with girls
>hair don't grows in my cheeks
>bushy eyebrows
Maybe only one good thing about me is pretty good facial features , but I think I am just young and time fix it , sad.
>Fat
>Gyno
>Terrible shaped body
So pretty much everything
>>27669134
I wonder how many fat, sagging guts like that actually contain huge tumours.
There have been a few cases of that. A guy gets fat, tries exercise but doesn't lose the gut. Later turns out he has a 5kg tumour in his abdomen that's making him look fatter than he really is.
>>27672397
That shit about Romans isn't true it's because they are usually in a situation that causes shrinkage. David is fighting Goliath so he gets shrinkage small dicks were never a sign of intelligence don't lie to the poor kid
>hooked jewnose
>underbite
>>27669134
I really have no qualms about my body, but then again I'm a bit of a narcissist. I'm a bit chubby but the muscular chubby type. I'm also 6'5 so I labeled an alpha male by all my friends.
