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>thanks for coming
>you too
>Implying I make a girl come
>>27669050
Same. Anyone else get really nervous and uncomfortable in mcdonalds? I typically sweat, stutter, glance around quickly, tremble, look awkward as i eat my burger. Which is why i usually use the drive thru but even there i am prone to stumbling and fumbling before i hit the gas hard.
WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER
Why do i feel like everyone is looking at me when i go to burgerking?
>"have a good day!"
>no response
fall in love you lose thread
fast food editition
>"have a nice day"
>they're a wageslave
>>27669067
Underrated... don't worry mate I still laughed.
>>27669050
"That's what she said."
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>>27669123
they are
first they see u, then the smell hits them
>>27669050
>not "thanks for working here"
it's the best equivalent I can think of
only way to make it an equal exchange
>>27669418
>not just using the smallest possible amount of words necessary
>>27669050
Nobody cares when you say that. It's just a reaction.
>>27669050
>get pizza from delivery guy
>"Enjoy your dinner sir"
>hah, you too
>takes me about 30 seconds to realize what I just said
Another thing, every time I go into a fast food joint they ask me why I look sad
I don't think I look that sad, what the fuck do I just look depressed all the time or something?
>at grocery store
>"how you doin?"
>fine, how about you?
>no response
>>27669050
Thanks for coming is an odd thing to say when taking someone's order. That'd throw me off.
>>27669842
>"okay"
or even just "kay" or "oh" if counting syllables, then
I think "oh" is the best reaction, myself
It would leave the listener perplexed as to your meaning
Maybe it would cause them to ponder it somewhere in the back of their subconscious mind
Perhaps trigger some latent insecurity of theirs? "Oh" is the best response for that that involves few words. One of the most innate trigger words that exists, because it works in all contexts and signals disappointment or at least an anticlimax
Yes, I like "oh".
>>27669050
>Enjoy your meal!
>Thanks, you too
>Waitress blushes and smiles shyly at me
>>27670341
Why do you think she blushed?
>>27670354
She was embarrassed for him.
>>27670386
If i were in that situation i would delude that she was attracted to me and that she found what i said cute and she is just shy
Fucking hell you spastics just chillax.
>>27670411
I was being sarcastic.
dubs checked.
>>27670429
Oh, which one is it though. It could be either depending on the gal.
>>27670458
sometimes I don't think the robots being clueless is a meme
>>27670488
Hey, was that an insult? You're not exactly helping me out here, butthead
>>27670341
You realize that frog is fake right? Fucking clueless retard
>>27670341
>say something awkward
>female responds with "ugh" or mocking laughter
Must be nice to get some other response
>>27670579
What exactly do you say and how do you say it to make the females respond so belligerently?
>>27670341
Are you retarded? Origin
>go through drive through
>that'll be $x at the first window
>alright
>you're welcome
what
