>your voice is annoying, anon
>lol anon your smile is so weird
>anon why is your posture like that?
>why do you walk like that anon?
>anon did you know you kinda stutter sometimes?
stop
just leave me alone
why do people say this stuff it's not constructive it just upsets me
Normies prey on insecurity and use it to make themselves look better.
>>27668948
Stop talking. Fix your posture. Practice smiling into a mirror and until you can get it right, stop smiling in public.
>Been there, done that.
>Haha anon your voice is so high-pitched when youre angry
>You're eating so daintily anon
>Why do you sit like a girl, are you gay?
>Aww is princess getting upset??
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GUYS I INVITED YOU OVER TO PLAY ROCKET LEAGUE NOT COLLECTIVELY SUCK MY COCK
>tfw unintentionally walk with head held down constantly
>>27669096
>TFW I go so often without really smiling that my cheeks twitch hardcore if I try to fake it
>>27669096
>Stop talking.
>Stop smiling in public.
what kind of advice is this
>Fix your posture.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT
people always tell me when I'm doing something wrong but don't tell me the right thing to do or how I can fix it
like
???
>being this bad at handling banter
>>27668948
In all honesty you are probably hanging with the wrong robots
>>27669096
>Practice smiling into a mirror
I don't like to look at myself.
>>27669163
You fix it bybeing urself
>>27669141
>tfw I go so long without smiling, my lips cut open from the slight stretching
>>27669141
Practice in the mirror. Lipsink into it to songs that fill you with emotion, if it helps. Or read off quotes from movies or books. Whatever it is that fills you with genuine emotion. And do it everyday until you find your smile again.
>>27669163
It's called damage control. You can't talk and you can't smile, so stop it. Take back your body and study people with good body language, learn to mimic it, and take that back out into the real world.
>Don't know what's wrong with posture
Don't worry about isolating it. Start looking into how actors compose themselves and start mimicking them in the mirror. And do shit like what I described above. Eventually you get glimpses of good looking facial/body posture, and you chase that down and isolate it.
>>27669223
if I have to stop talking, why should I even fucking bother going outside in the first place?
how about people just stop being asses?
A considerable number of people have called my voice "cute" and a few people even said "hot"
People say my eyes are pretty and get even prettier when I'm smiling
I have good posture and people notice and comment on it occasionally
Apparently I move my hips real sassy-like when I walk, multiple people have commented. Wait that means people look at my butt when I'm in front of them...... Ew disgusting......
People say I have excellent speech delivery. People like it when I read things out loud and when I give presentations.
Feels good to be Chad
>>27669260
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>>27669260
You might not be Chad bro...
>>27669254
I'm only saying it because the bots in this thread that suck at talking apparently lose confidence when they fail at it. This is about gaining it, so I'm saying to stop talking while they get their body in order. I could write out the fucking speech about banter but instead, fixing the body, at least there's hope with that. Mind follows body, get me? That's why I'm saying it.
>>27669260
It sounds more like you're a Bailey Jay than a Chad
>>27669297
>get me?
not at all
>>27669296
What??? I'm Chad as FRICK!!!!
My boyfriend sometimes calls me a Chad, too
>>27669314
I had to Google who this was and EW. GO AWAY, you're DISGUSTING
>>27669316
Mind follows body. Tapping your foot makes you uneasy, even if everything is fine. Smiling in a shitty situation improves your morale. Standing straight gives you confidence, likewise slouching takes from it. And so on, and so on. If they work on their smile/body language, that's a big part of the battle, not to mention that something like 55% of human interaction is body language.mind follows body.
>>27669356
so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
>>27669356
If you're this Chad I can't dare to imagine how Chad your boyfriend is
>>27669398
Don't forget my secondary trip!! Sayonara, buttmad boi!!!
>>27669402
The absolute Chadliest!! Giga Chad!!! Even though he's shorter than me...
>>27669456
Manlets cannot be Chad
>>27669508
please stop replying to it
>tfw the only time anybody comments on my voice it's in a positive sense
I had speech issues when I was a kid so I had to have special classes. In high school I did debate, which helped me very much with my speaking voice. Now I only get positive comments.
>tfw cashier girl at the grocery store said I have a rich, deep voice and that it would be perfect for reading to a child
>>27668948
>people saying lol irl
This thread is as bad as Fujoshibot denying that she wants to be drowned in hot smelly semen
>>27669508
What is the manlet cutoff height?
>>27669560
Somewhere between 5'9 and 5'11
>>27669523
back when i worked as a cashier, customers said I would be perfect for radio but I have a stutter so I think they were just being fucking assholes
>>27669377
But do you think they will listen?
Or just easierr to whine?
>>27669578
Oh.............
Looks like I'm the only Chad between the two of us, then.
I still think he's pretty chadly
>>27669626
>Bandage taller than 5'9
I don't buy it
>>27669650
stop
replying
thanks
>>27669608
It's easier to whine, but I dunno, I think working on body language/facial expressions can be fun as well.
>>27669650
I'm 6' tall, matey
>>27669670
>fun
social interaction is pain
>>27669721
I was writing about practicing at home.
>>27669141
I know that feel.
>Try to smile at grill
>Anon, your face is twitching
>>27669758
I know but you have to put it into practice eventually
>>27668948
>why do people say this stuff
>upsets me
that's why
hurting people is fun and affirming to them
>>27669897
>hurting people is fun
>>27669882
And they would. But they won't do jack all so it doesn't matter.
> I'm mostly quiet
>mfw I go through most days as a background ghost, barely acknowledged
>Only animals acknowledge me
>Even in Skype calls with friends, I'm just barely "there"
>When I talk, one of these things happen:
>No one hears me, when I try to repeat myself my family gets annoyed
>"Shut up anon, I'm trying to watch something"
>When I try to join a conversation, my words fall to dead air, like if I'm not even there. I don't mumble and I always try to be assertive but nothing
>If I inflect any amount of high volume then I'm the dick
That's why I'm quiet. I'm suffering from pretty bad depression and inferiority complex. Shit, my self-esteem is none existent as a unicorn.
>sometimes I just crack from the pressure
>"Geeze anon, you got problems"
>"What the fuck is your problem"
>"wow, anon's full of estrogen!"
>"Mom, give anon something to knock him out"
>"Something something Africa something something"
>I then keep bottling everything and be quiet and then I crack, ad nauseum
>To top it off, I'm 28 with a 16 year olds voice and I think I'm addicted to benadryl
>>27669959
w-we hear you anon. you are heard here.
>>27669959
Bail on your friends, ignore your family, start lifting weights. Lift humanity behind.
