I've stopped using soap to clean my penis. I now just pull back the foreskin, use the water to spray away the smegma and give it a good old rinseroo. My penis is much healthier as a result.
How do you robots clean your penises?
I don't clean it because it smells too good.
You're supposed to clean them? I like the soggy cheese smell though.
Am I supposed to clean the back of my ears too? Because they smell like parmesan cheese
I haven't showered since I was in hospital, I collect my smegma in a cup, it's half full.
>>27668631
laugh it up nigger. quitting soap will give you healthier and less stinky skin for real though.
>>27668631
I use bodywash and fondle my mutilated dick. Does a great job of getting the musk to disappear
>>27669078
Why would you want it gone?
>>27668981
I'm going to regret asking if this is true. Proof?
>>27669093
Because when I whip out my dick to pee or adjust myself in a seat I get a mean whiff of stink. I also run a ton so I get sweaty as fuck every day
>>27668631
Since I don't have a disgusting animal dick I don't need to
>>27669126
I guess that's ok. It's kinda weird to randomly smell it sometimes while you're wearing clothes. It seems like it's impossible it's your dick since it's covered, but it is.
>>27668631
I pinch the foreskin shut
Pee in it till it bulges
Swish it around a little
The wash it with soap and water
The urine is sterile and gets out the dead skin easy
>>27668631
Kinda like masturbating but under the shower head and with some liquid soap. My dick is really clean.
I haven't figured out a good way for cleaning balls yet.
