What if A BOY liked you?
happened to me in the 9th grade I didn't hit the boipussi but there were lots of rumours that I did
I'd take his friggin dick and friggin mess with it dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>sorry, but I'm just not into guys
>>27667888
If he was pretty I might hit it
In this situation right now. I'm not exactly sure why, but I am flattered as hell. I also feel a tinge of guilt because I just don't like dudes, I feel kind of sorry he's even the tiniest bit interested in me.
As a friend?
As long as he was not super annoying I would be friends
Romantically?
I would be honest and blunt with him. I am not into guys and I am not looking for a romantic relationship at all with anyone (wellI might make an expectation for a loli since I am a sick fuck).
>>27667888
If he was cute. I have way higher standards for boys than I do for girls, at least physically
What if I liked you?
>>27667928
Top kake
>>27667888
I would be flattered but not interested.
>>27667888
tease him
same if he was a girl
Qt boy does like me and we cuddle everyday!
>>27667888
Those trips and cute eyes say I'd like him toowhen do I plow his boypussy
He'd want to put his dick inside me one day, and i'm not down for that because no homo.
I only like things that look like girls
Report him to the local Sharia patrol and have him hanged
Some faggot started hitting on me through facebook a couple years ago.
Pretty annoying to be honest member of my family
>>27667888
There's a really cute boy I sometimes see in town. I would pleasure him every day if he liked me. I'd also take his sperm and impregnate other women to spread his genes.
I'd be real happy because boys r scared of me
>>27667888
If he was an exceptionally cute boy I'd probably fug him
Otherwise forget it
honestly if he was cute Im at the point that I'd take anyone
>>27667888
Depends on his nature
Also triple 8s are the best trips
My "type" is pretty specific these days
Probably doesn't even exist irl
And I'm definitely not good enough for him
>>27667888
>Have passing trans friend
>"She" has loads of trap, tran, gay friends
>By extension I know them all
>Loads of traps and transies crush on me
>I can't be attracted in the tiniest
>Friend admits crushing on me too
>At least I have awife
I think boipussy is attracted to anyone who behaves like a smug asshole.
>>27667942
Best description of this feel I've ever seen. Right there with you on this one.
If cute fem then I'd want us to hang out. Given lewd things happen when I have new friends over, I can see myself letting him lay his head on my lap.
Romantic? Honestly, if he was a perfect girly darling and could pass without issue, then yes. Yes. YES. I'm attracted to feminine features so as long as that's covered I could be quite happy.But women bodies have many more fun kinks...the main flaw.
>>27668456
Thank you for understanding.
For the longest time I felt like shit for having nobody interested, and like some kind of monkey's paw wish, one of my old friends comes out, and tells me he's had a crush on me since high school.
Like I said, it's flattering but I also feel really guilty because for how much I talked (on /r9k/), guys just can't do it for me.
If cute feminine boy with a nice cock would fug.
If he's cute and feminine I'd probably mess around with him.
I don't even consider myself gay, I'm just incredibly starved of affection and would take whatever intimacy I could get.
>>27667888
If he did adorable things like that, and was as cute? Definitely. A big plus is if he's ashamed of his penis, where he'd refuse to ever let me see it. Since I have no interest in cocks, that would be perfect.
Looks like you're now married to A BOY.
>>27667888
Just Girls Boys that dont have a crackwhore face allowed
I honestly can't say since I've never been in that situation. Since I jerk off to traps every day and have done so for the last few years I guess I'm straight leaning bi. I'd like to think I'd go for it but I'd have to tell him it's really new to me and there's a chance I'm not into dudes after all.
Fuck sexuality why is this shit so confusing
dont care
completely uninterested, probably avoid said person completely so he doesnt get his hopes up
>>27667888
I'd let him fug my boipusi
>>27667888
That would be pretty gay.
Also I don't like being a dude to begin with but I'm not going to become a tranny and neither should he.
>>27669015
If you take out the dick it looks exactly like the only girl I ever fell in love.
>oh god not another one
>>27668208
same desoo
Two boys do like me
Well, more then 2, but only 2 IRL
(I used to post alot if trapping pictures everywhere)
I aint even a trap anymore and the 2 guys who like me jrl never even new I did the trapshit
Also someone give me advice I dont know what to do about them
A lot of boys have said they loved me, even right now I have two who say they want to be a part of my life forever.
If I was gay, I could literally have a harem of guys, yet I can't find a single women who'll love me.
What did I do to deserve this?
i'll recycle from another thread:
you can't have a honest loving relationship with a cute boy because while they might look cute and feminine as twinks, they grow up to be masculine men in a matter of few years which is just plain disgusting.
>inb4 women age badly too
they do, but at least they still look like women. and if they take care of themselves they will look very feminine even to their 50s.
i would just feel plain shit dating a cute boy who loved me, because i wouldn't be able to be attracted to him for long and our relationship would have no future, and he'd be left a heartbroken, hairy and masculine man.
>>27671643
Yes you can if you're actually gay or bi.
The problem is that these threads are mostly filled with desperate heteros or prison gay anons that don't have any luck with women. They then proceed to demand outrageous standards from cute boys or traps so that they look exactly like women. If you're that straight then stick with women.
>they will look very feminine even to their 50s
Kek. Women look like shit after 30 and the only thing they can do to slightly redeem themselves is attempt to hide it away with excess makeup, angels and outfits.
Also cute boys don't magically turn into fucking lumberjacks. They can still be hairless and have a thin body as they grow older.
>>27671643
this to be sincere member of my family unit
there's a reason "gay death at 30" is a thing
A boy does like me and I like him a lot back. It's a pretty nice feeling.
>>27672006
pic related, a 50 year old woman who still looks feminine and cute, because she aged gracefully and took care of herself.
can you post a 50 year old man who's feminine and cute at all?
>>27667888
>draw girl
>call it boy
>fags will come on /r9k/ and post pics of said character as if they were in reality anything like him
why is this allowed?
>>27672162
Cute is entirely subjective. I don't think she looks cute and a lot of people would agree with me.
If you care so much about femininity then guys probably aren't for you. Stick with girls and leave the boys to actual homos.
>>27672211
if you're so proud of being an actual homo then why do you fags always avatarfag with pics of extremely feminine anime characters?
>>27667888
Bi slut here, broken dozens of gay hearts already, and still do.
I just like them for sex really, i can only love girls.
>be a boy
>another boy tryna netflix and chill me
>hit it
>still not gay even thought I've ravaged that boipussi
>>27672224
>projecting
We're not all one person.
Like I said, most of the people that do that are prison gay or desperate heteros.
>>27672162
Keanu Reeves?
>>27667888
>date cute boy
>he starts balding
>drop his ass faster than a robot can shout REE
>>27667888
Now that I look back I think a qt feminine boy was unironically gay for me back in middle school.
>>27672323
what makes you think that? did he show you affection somehow?
>>27672333
I didn't realize it at the time but sometimes he acted just like a chinese cartoon trap towards me like pic related for example.
>>27672363
Fuck, forgot the image
original desu
>>27667888
Depends on his looks.
If he's cute or a chad I might go with it.
>>27672363
>>27672368
i don't get it tbqh my familymember
>>27672464
thats what you get for being a living fetish instead of a person
>>27672464
i wish i could crossdress just for myself, but i'm hairy. there's something about looking pretty that i find very comforting.
t. totally straight guy with some serious issues
>>27672489
I am a person, just a boring one.
>>27672518
Just shave or epilate
>>27672489
>changed myself into a trap to feel more pretty and attractive but still see myself as a boy
>this is somehow a living fetish
Oh okay so since someone changes an aspect of how they look they turn into a sex object to you? That's pretty fucking sad, especially since a lot of traps want love. Guess r9k betas just want roasties to ruin their lives and to cry about how women only see you guys as ATM's and moneymakers. It's truly a sick world we live in...
I've had quite a few gay guys lust after me. None of them looked like that, though.
>>27672555
>a lot of traps want love
biggest lie on the internet
traps literally only want to ride the cock carousel
Eh, if he was pretty enough I would wreck his holes I guess. If not, well, I appreciate the attention at least.
Is happening to me now, but he's ugly.
>>27672573
>>27672464 and me seem to speak otherwise. I'm really not into sex either. I just like cuddles and headpets...guh
And don't most robots see people...as...sexual...beings....oh...well fuck. You're just all normies and want sex no wonder you don't see me as a person. Thanks for helping me realize that;~;
>>27672545
that's too much work just to satisfy a whim, and like i said i'm straight so women could find it weird if i shaved. i could simply hide my hairy parts (wear gloves, non-transparent pantyhose 'n shit) but it doesn't really matter, because in my opinion unless you were born with a female like physique (or better yet, as an actual girl) then it's pointless to go as far as shaving.
it's mostly a matter of me being curious as to how does it feel to properly crossdress.
>2016
>being into traps
Everybody knows bara is where it's at
>>27667942
Never been in a situation like it, but this describes how I'd feel as well.
>>27672363
>>27672368
>there's an anon out there who was too much of an oblivious main character that he dropped IRL Saika
can you just kill yourself?
Honestly...I don't know if I'm really bi or lonely. I wouldn't immediately shoot down a relationship with a male...but I don't want to...cross swords, if you catch my meaning.
>>27667888
if hes cute i might consider it
im lonely
>tfw you're actually unironically a faggot so gay death doesn't exist because you're enough of an enormous faggot to be attracted to old men
I'm dating a boy
>>27667888
It's weird because I feel that it is now more socially acceptable to be gay than it is to be a Robot.
>>27673457
this
i've even considered just lying that i'm gay when someone asks about my sexual history and why i i dont have a girlfriend
if i said gay they'd be like "oh" and leave me alone, instead if i tell the truth that i'm KHV virgin they'll look at me like the most pathetic creature to ever have existed
If he was cute i'd give it a chance
>>27668391
>I think boipussy is attracted to anyone who behaves like a smug asshole.
Isn't this all women
>>27672006
>Also cute boys don't magically turn into fucking lumberjacks
rip your future heart
>>27674545
They don't. I know a guy in his late 20's that was a cute femboy and he's not some macho hairy lumberjack. He's still cute and not really masculine. The only thing that changed is that he's older.
>>27667888
I wouldn't mind though it will never happen.
Love is bullshit.
That's a pretty big what if. There is a reason I am posting here.
