>we were just talking about first kiss stories anon! Tell us about your first kiss anon.
>summer before 9th grade
>taking a nap on a bench at the park
>feels good man
>girl from school walk by and sees me
>tries to wake me up
>bitch is ruining my nap
>ignore her maybe she'll go away
>eventually she quiets down
>kisses me and runs away
>>27666382
I was about 3 and kissed my aunts pug on the mouth. First kiss I remember.
I'd just tell them I've never been kissed.
>>27666382
"some random game of truth or dare, honestly dont remember when or with who"
>Hanging out in soon to be (now ex) gf's room
>Watching shitty Rom com and cuddling
>Leave
>She texts and asks why I didn't kiss her
>Kiss her next time and feel her tit
And that's the only time I've ever almost scored.
>meet girl at conference
>turns out she's been really into me for a long time when we met long ago
>sleep in same bed
>drop her off at airport
>say goodbye to her
>look into her eyes
>go for the kiss
Then I dumped her a month later because I can't handle being around other people all the time. I'm destined to be lonely
Foolin' around with cousin from around age 6-8 me, 9-11 her. The usual "show me yours, show you mine" type stuff. Only action since.
I was like 6.
It is nothing really worth talking about.
>>27666503
Obvious lie. At least make up a name.
>shitty party with staceys and chads
>get really drunk
>kiss a slut after body shots
It was in grade 10 and it felt bad man
>>27666382
>first kiss
>what am I, some kind of disgusting normie?
>hey mummy, where are my tendies?
>>27666503
"this cute girl at summer camp who you wouldn't know, nothing special or anything"
>>27666382
looking at all of you makes me glad I'm waiting for someone special
privet eto anon
yo hacho baraban
We were playing house in her upstairs room. I remember it smelled really sweet and she had all this pink stuff (wallpaper, carpet, etc.), and we were both pretty full from McDonalds happy meals. Midway through the game of house I started a conversation like this:
>Aren't mommies and daddies supposed to kiss?
>Oh yeah, Anon!
*Kiss, kiss, kiss.*
>That was great, Sally. Don't tell your parents though, or I'll got to jail.
And then her parents paid me $20 when they got back home.
>be at dad's house in the summer
>be 12
>older brother has a bunch of friends over aged 13-16 to spend the night
>be night owl, so I stay up late on the computer
>at around 1AM, one of the older boys (Fuck you, James) comes over to me with two other boys in tow
>James grabs me and tells me to kiss him
>wtf
>rebuff him while two other boys are egging him on
>he grabs my face and "kisses" me
>more like smashes his lips against mine
>two others are laughing
>"I didn't think you'd actually do it bro!"
>apparently they'd "dared" James to kiss me, the awkward, loser sister
>embarrassed, and don't say anything
>stepmom hated me back then and wouldn't have believed me anyway
>look up this guy on FB
>fat loser with a daughter he pays child support to and works at McDonald's
Feels good, man.
>As if I'm going to be in public anywhere except the grocery store and the route to the grocery store
Nice try OP. You can't ruse a hikikkomori of 4 years that easliy.
Drunk and shit happened, no idea of name or appearance. Wouldn't be the last time, don't know how to actually do anything though, just drunkenly stumble through decently enough.
>>27666382
>attending 3dpd gatherings
>ever
