>we're at the beach
>i cut myself and wade into the water while splashing violently in hopes a shark will kill me
>I get in the car and go home
>tfw no gf
feelsbadman
>I stare at girls violently
>get sunpoisoning in 5 minutes
>embarrassed by my fat rolls
>hot chicks point and laugh at me
>I can't find a good spot to set my stuff down
>I'll stand here for a while debating between sitting in dirty, rocky, rooty sand and mud or going home
>>27666011
>*dies of sunburns*
>>27666011
*jumpz on u*
RAWR im katie kat, but u kan kall me kitty
*bantz*
>I lose my tank top swimming in the ocean
>I convince OP to stop making shit threads
>this sand is burning my feet
>fuck the sun is so bright
>go swimming? no
>i want to go home
>look at a pretty girl
>get boner
>wish I was at home jerking off
next
>>27666011
fuck yea dude time to soak up some sun, take a splash, and go fishing at the far side.
>>27666105
>"implying these threads aren't original and refreshing compared to the majority of pepe and no gf threads"
>I tuck my phone back into my picnic basket and continue watching my little sister
>>27666031
Threads over everybody.
Nothing to see here
>>27666026
why not just drown yourself dummy
>be horny teenager
>spot 8/10 milf sunbathing near me
>wearing sunglasses so I thought I could sneak looks at her without her noticing
>do this for a while, the whole time imagining scenarios in which milf would approach me and flirt with me, eventually leading to fugging
>milf suddenly looks right at me, wags her finger and scowls
This was years ago but I still vividly remember the embarrassment
>>27666159
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"
>Chad says as the flock of girls surrounding him laugh
>Theres a lot of people should I take my shirt off?
>I don't want people to see my fat
>No one else is wearing a shirt though except that one kid building sand castels
>But I've gone this long without taking my shirt off
>Would it be weird to take my shirt off now
>would it be weird to keep my shirt on the whole time i'm at the beach
>I don't want a farmers tan
>>27666184
>move my blanket and basket away from this faggot talking to himself
>>27666011
This won't do.
>walk 10 mins North to clothing optional side
>remove all garments and lather sunscreen
>lay down, flip after 30 mins
>perfect tan
>put up parasol, pillow and radio
>cuddle my bitch and take a nap
>lay on my back and eat barbecue chips off my abs
UMI DAAAAA~!
>>27666299
>grabs a wooden hatchet
>walks up North for 10 minutes to clothing optional side
>walking around
>see OPs mom
http://xhamster.com/movies/3293541/beach_cum_on_milf.html
>Find a relatively empty part of the water
>Float on my back and enjoy the sensation
>Think about life and where I'm going
>>27666392
>look up to see where I am
>5 miles away from the shore
>>27666392
>Find a relatively empty part of the water
>Float on my back and enjoy the sensation
>Think about life and where I'm going
>bump my head onto someone
>>27666429
dfgdgdf
>>27666392
>>27666446
>Find a relatively empty part of the water
>Float on my back and enjoy the sensation
>Think about life and where I'm going
>current pulls me under
>sucked into sinkhole
>>27666366
[growling intensifies]
>take a long walk around the beach
>find a rock wall with a weird hole shaped like a person
>>27666596
>Running up to you
This is my hole! It was meant for me!
>I start undressing while shaking uncontrollably
>Disappears into hole
>>27666011
>30 SECONDS! GOD BE WITH YOU!
>take out my portable DVD player and start watching Nisekoi
Take sea doo out instead and go out farther and try to go as fast as I can off the largest wave
>everyone keeps to themselves and focuses on digging an obnoxiously deep hole in the sand because autism
>>27666041
that's a big girl. my animal parts are responding her curvature
>be chubby girl
>laying down in my beach chair
>robots are taking pictures of me and making fun of me
>one or two "chad" anons talk to me
I'm getting anxious just thinking about it.
>there's girl in her underwear in the water by me
>start tonguing the water
>>27668261
>spin 180 degrees with my hatchet and walk 10 minutes back to the beach
>take out my whopper meal and chipotle burrito I packed for lunch
HOLY SHIT! DO YOU FUCKS SEE THAT GUY SPLASHING HIS BLOOD ALL IN THE WATER, I THINK HE'S TRYING TO GET SHARKS TO ATTACK HIM!
>goes to rocks at the back of the picture
>stands on the edge back to the shore
>waves crash against the rocks dramatically
someone take a picture
btw use stuff like this to help with immersion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKIjh9skYw
>>27666026
>i could probably save that guy if i didn't leave my katana back home
>start shaking
>too many people
>being around them is physically painful
>can't leave, someone who is a tenuous acquaintance of mine was my ride here
>"get out of your comfort zone" they said
>play phone games and stare at qts hoping they don't notice
>go home and sleep for days
Or, if it's one of those clear water rock beaches, and there's no one around, I'd probably just float along until nighttime all alone
>>27666011
>EVERYBODY HAD
>MATCHING TOWELS
>XL TEE SHIRT
