I know where you eat
I know where you sleep
I know where you pee
I know where you touch yourself
I know where you clear your throat of globs of mucus and sometimes cry
I know where each droplet of sweat and cum you excrete lies
I know where every hair and skin cell you've shed now calls its home
I even know a little bit about watching you bleed
I know who you think you love and what you think you hate
I feel it every time your heart quickens like an overclocked machine
I've seen you almost shit yourself from excitement but clench your sphincter just in time, somehow managing to hold it in
But I don't know youJust kidding, I don't know anything
yeah in your mom
>>27665906
cool now give me magical powers faggot
You fucked up that was getting interesting.
6/10
>>27665930
R E K TDid you know that rekt is an anagram of trek, like in star trek? I want to live on a starship, but I'm also afraid I would hate it there too. All of those starfleet rules and regulations.
>>27665906
>over clocked machine
That's me.
>>27665960
>Not wanting your own holodeck harem
>>27666005
>on a starship
>have an almost magical reality simulator
>can do literally anything, almost
>chooses anime girls
Can't say I can judge you, it's probably better than what I would do
>>27665954
Oh oh oh I know how I should've ended it!
AAAHHH I wish I could edit myself
>do you trust me?
That's what I should've said
>>27665949
whoever you are you need to stop taunting me about this magic powers shit
it's awful
and what's even more awful is how I don't regret it
>>27665906
So fucking propose already.
>>27666210
No
I would be denying my freedom!
>>27666255
My neck hurts.
Right where the uh.
Where the trap connects the shoulder and neck.
At the base.
it's really tense and i'm trying to roll it around to ease it before I get in the shower.
My point is i'm going to fuck you in the ass like a silverback gorilla.
>>27666284
Tempting
But antithetical to my goals (which I am losing sight of more and more every day... but when the time comes I'll grasp the final straw no matter what you say)
>>27666317
>grasp the final straw
Is straw a phallic metaphor for my penis?
>>27666390
This is another one of your clever traps
If I insult you by calling your penis as thin as a straw, then it is your penis I'm grasping
If I say that no, it's not what I meant, I'm admitting you have a big or at least not small penis, and inadvertently flattering you
How do you do this shit? Tell me your ways
>>27666438
Its teachable.
But I'm too tired.
much too tired.
And a little horny.
