>200 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started yet
What the fuck did I do to deserve this, bros?
You probably write several times that many every day just shitposting on 4chan anyway, is 200 words really that much?
200 words is nothing you retard. The fuck is wrong with you?
>>27665808
200 words? If you can't handle this then you should drop out.
>falling for something this old
>50 word essay
>due next semester
>haven't even started yet
how fucked am i?
>>27665808
>200 words
>Overwhelmed
Are you fucking 12?
>three sentences due by the end of next year
Fuck it, I can't take this anymore
Dont know if i'm getting baited or there are actually this many newfags here
>200 words
Bitch, that's like 4 sentences
>feelosophy test in one minute
>forgot Freujak's hierarchy of feels
Can't tell who's le trolling anymore
>>27665808
>200 words
Fuck you you little bitch I have a job where I have to write at least 2000. Daily. Cuck
>have to write a word down
>can't come up with any words
>it's due by law 50 years from now
fucking kill me I'm going to apply for an extension
Oh noes, not a whole paragraph!
Also, underage b&?
>homework assignment is to post in a thread
>>27665808
>tfw i get paid a nice salary to write tweets and make up ideas for our website
>tfw 140 character ad due friday
>tfw will probably get fired soon
>>27665838
>>27665845
>>27665853
>>27665875
>>27665915
>>27665942
>>27665955
That's a lot for me, you fucking idiots. Can't you see that not everyone is on the same intellectual level as you? Sure, you might say that it's considered not a lot, but think about it. I have to type it out and fill details with each crevice. I can't just try to wing it by longingly expanding the amount of effort I put into it, that's asinine. Anyone with half a brain knows that you have to actually put WORK into what you do. I'm not a manchild who sits at home all day, though. I actually went to school, and apparently none of you did. So ask yourself this: Why would you even entertain the idea of yourself considering my workload to be anything BUT difficult when the majority of what you all do is Google search? Don't you get it? There's no easy way out of it, it's not about how much of the quantity is fulfilled, it's about the quality, AND that quality needs to meet a specific standard. Now, I don't know about you, but I think anyone with half of a brain can understand the difficulty involved with that kind of work, especially students.
>>27665969
Fuck dude....schoolcucking is so hard.
Not joking here m8s, even though it's a meme thread.
I have 3000 words due tomorrow (well, technically, today), and I don't even know if there's a point to going through with it because I don't meet the minimum attendance requirements, even though that's a fucking joke so the faggots get paid (mostly by govt money over here in Eurofagland) for giving lectures even though online video exists already.
I don't want the shame of being a college dropout, or the futility of spending another fucking year getting an undergrad.
Meme this up if you want, but it's fucking soul-rending right now. I would bring grave dishonoru ona my famiry if I fugged this up, which I probably already have.
I just want to go live in the woods in Sweden desu.
(These memes are genuinely hilarious though).
>All these stupid fucks falling for bait this old
wew lad
>>27665808
>need to go to work tomorrow
>2 months in
>manager is starting to realize I've been staring at the same spreadsheet 7.5 hours a day for the past 4 weeks
>>27665997
>That's a lot for me, you fucking idiots. Can't you see that not everyone is on the same intellectual level as you? Sure, you might say that it's considered not a lot, but think about it. I have to type it out and fill details with each crevice. I can't just try to wing it by longingly expanding the amount of effort I put into it, that's asinine. Anyone with half a brain knows that you have to actually put WORK into what you do. I'm not a manchild who sits at home all day, though. I actually went to school, and apparently none of you did. So ask yourself this: Why would you even entertain the idea of yourself considering my workload to be anything BUT difficult when the majority of what you all do is Google search? Don't you get it? There's no easy way out of it, it's not about how much of the quantity is fulfilled, it's about the quality, AND that quality needs to meet a specific standard. Now, I don't know about you, but I think anyone with half of a brain can understand the difficulty involved with that kind of work, especially students.
>mfw 200 word reply
>>27665997
>exactly 200 words long
there was someone with autism that appreciated this attention to detail
that person was me, OP
>>27665997
>exactly 200 words
kek
What's your favorite track on TLoP, OP?
>>27665997
>200 words
>A lot for me
>You fucking idiots
>Goes on this rant about shit that doesn't apply to a lot of people here
Put your thesaurus away, please.
I'm pretty sure that writing 200 carefully chosen words on a specific topic is not that difficult. You're writing some shit for school, not the Gettysburg Address. What is your paper even on?
>>27666112
Why?
(ORIGNAL XDDD)
FFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I FUCKING HATE WORDS
What is it on, OP?
>>27666133
>>27666173
Monosomy 21 ;)
>>27665808
> 25 word essay due by midnight
> I do not think I can finish on time.
Maybe I can fail a suicide attempt and miss class in the hospital.
>>27666197
Five word essay due tomorrow.
>>27666188
Keked
Well played op
>>27665997
I honestly appreciate your attention to detail in trolling
>>27666227
Three word essay
>>27666297
zer0 w0rd 3ssay
>>27666188
>Monosomy 21
KEK
>>27666007
I know that feeling. If you just tried you can start right know and finish it in a few hours.I know I couldn't, my defeatism and laziness is too strong and I'll probably fail, again. I'm a fucking mess.
>>27666188
>>27666241
>>27666326
/dumb/ here, whats the joke about Monosomy 21?
>>27665808
>2016
>people still have problems with essays
Nigga just be elaborate with your sentences and pontificate a bit and you'll break 200 easy. A thesaurus is your best friend.
t. A pro procrastinator who shat out 200+ word essays on the date of due. All with a good grade.
>>27666007
It wont be as bad as you think once you get to work.
take this memetic retarded crap back
Should I go to university I'm 19 and have no idea what to do with my life yet.
>>27666529
step 1, you should take advice from anonymous idiots
>>27666112
Not op but 30 hours personally
>>27666529
First step is to leave 4chan and never ever come back.
>>27666133
Jesus fucking Christ how do you fall for something this old?
>>27666529
3 questions you need to ask:
What will you study that you are good at?
What will you study that you love?
What will you study that has actual jobs available?
If you find something that satisfies these three questions, go to college. If not, then don't (unless it's free and you have no prospects.
I really do have a 750-1000 word essay due tomorrow.
>>27665997
Never mind Anon you are a master troll.
10/10 totally got me.
I have a 10 word essay, can you guys help
what I learned in boating school is
>>27666227
I don't have anything due tomorrow.
Already tying the noose
>>27667042
tfw two exams on thursday
3 weeks from graduation and I have no idea what to do now
