>get qt 3.14 gf
>sex is good, but she is really boring
>doesn't arch her back
>makes sucking dick look like a chore
>ask her favorite position, says she likes just riding me
>bored to tears during sex
>go down on her
>she doesn't even try to suffocate me or squeeze my head
wtf. how do I fix this shit ?
>>27665719
sounds like /sponge dick/ problems to me.
did I fall for the shy qt 3.14 meme?
>>27665719
did you tell her what you like?
>>27665740
wat?? no entiendo
>>27665782
/sponge dick/ is the hot new meme.
what good is a dick if its soft like a sponge?
Been there man, its crazy.
I had a really amazing looking GF, one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen. She didn't like to have sex that much / wasn't that fun in bed. We eventually broke up.
It was strange because going out with her, guys would always look at her jealously, but internally I knew that I had a really mediocre sex life.
>>27665719
Clearly she's bored of you. Dominate and degrade her, faggot. Choke her while you fuck her from behind and tell her that the pussy is yours. Tie her hands to her legs and decline her orgasms.
Stop being a complete wet noodle in the sack and FUCK your girlfriend. I don't even know why you need to be told to do this.
>>27665719
Holy shit OP are you me? I'm in the same situation.
> tfw when you somehow manage to acquire a gorgeous fuckbuddy
> she is amazing in bed
> sucks dick like her life depends on it
> allows me to position her anyway I want or lead her to the kitchen in the middle of sex
is she a succubus?
>>27665968
Nah. It doesn't sound like it. You may have kicked out, desu. Keep her.
what does sex feel like?
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