Who else /Canada/ here?
Why do you ask, friend?
Who /819/ here?original
LITERALLY A FUCKING LEAF
>>27665667
Has weedman honestly accomplish anything yet?
>/canada/
CANADA
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>>27665667
>Canada thread
Finally, I wanted to post this.
>>27665773
No. Apparently he cant legalize it for another couple years cause muh treaties
>>27665773
>implying that wasn't bait to lure in generation YOLO
>>27665793
I know you guys wanted anyone but Harper, but a substitute high school drama teacher?
Yeah I am in northern Alberta.
it sucks here.
>>27665780
Are we posting Canada pictures now?
>>27665815
At least he's easier on the eyes than Harper :3
Know who else /canada/?
Pic related.
Explain yourselves
>>27665667
>tfw moved to scarborough 2 months ago
>tfw haven't seen another white person in 2 months
shiiet.
>>27665907
I dunno who care it taste better anyway
>>27665907
it's like sucking tit milk from mama
>>27665773
No, but read the CBC if you want some rage fueled comedy. They're really enjoying that bonus the liberals tossed their way.
Trudeau is a puppet, and a painfully bad one. He's never in the goddamn country, and not even keeping up appearances of being a somewhat intelligent man.
>because it's 2016
>duh!
>I don't think we should call honour killings barbaric
Someone kill this man.
>mounties pls no bully
>>27665907
I just drink it straight out the bag it so good
>>27665667
My bro is moving to canada to tap some fine ass, anyone want to tell me some good canadian dishes?
>>27665907
Doesnt brazil do that too? Also ketchup chips ftw murilard here
>>27665981
Poutine
Pouding chomeur
Nanaimo cake
States reporting in I like canada never had a problem with them
>>27666020
I need to make poutine I've seen it like hundred times it looks strange but it isnt, it makes 100% sense I'll make it tomorrow senpai, never heard of the cake lemme google it
>>27665981
Poutine, Kraft Dinner, Ketchup chips, Bagged milk, Baked beans, Montreal smoked meat sandwhich, Canadian bacon.
That's all I can think of. We have pretty shit foods desu.
>>27665913
All the white people are in port union and highland creek
What part of Scarborough you in ?
>>27666020
Oh nice Ive had the Nanaimo but was called "bar"
>>27666069
Had all those but the milk in bag, how much more is fast food here compared to murica?
>>27665667
haha yeah guys i am canada not silly america
poutine
hockey
rob ford
hehehe canada great because healthcare free!
>>27666117
Go back to /pol/ m8
>>27666055
It's a bar, in fact, my mistake.
>>27666089
You're right. I only remembered the name Nanaimo.
>>27666171
Fun fact: The Nanaimo bar was named after the town in BC it was created in, Nanaimo
Those suckers are delicious and fun to make.
>>27666020
You know poutine reminds me of like chili fries but dif, everyone should try it taters gravy and cheese fuckk
>>27666113
>how much more is fast food
enough that ive stopped going to mcdonalds cause it's so fucking expensive
>>27666220
Ya my muri bro is going there he doesnt understand yet the price dif...
Why are people in Calgary so mean? :(
>>27666203
Never had chili fries before i dont think they sell them up here
>>27666246
I live in Ottawa and the people here are really mean too. I think that Canadians are all so friendly is just a meme. :'^((
>>27666280
Big cities have their own city life going. Toronto are a bunch of jerks too but everywhere else is fine and friendly.
>tfw finally leaving Toronto forever in a few months
>tfw moving to a crime-ridden yank hellhole instead
COUNTRY ROOOOADS
>>27666355
How did you survive in that hellhole?
>>27666280
I dunno about Ottawa people being actually mean. I find they're just more reserved if anything.
>>27665780
>No tim hortons
>No beaver
I want a revision on my desk by tomorrow morning.
>>27665913
Nigga get out of Malvern. Or Morningside heights, then again that's a nice neighborhood if you don't talk to anyone.
>>27666379
>be in downtown ottawa
>homeless, pennyless, alcoholic
>stealing from LCBO
>caught
>shop owner fucking grabs me, threatens to beat me up, threatens to call cops even though i havent walked past the register yet or nuffin
>tells me to leave and to never come back or he will contact authorities
Yeah no, people here are dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEQbkbDxxCA
>1998 was 18 years ago
>Phil and Snit will never host The Zone again
>You will never see Sugar on YTV again
>YTV will never be good again
>You will never Keep It Weird ever again
>>27666450
Was it your first time stealing from that location or no?
>>27666450
kek
Bait aside, people in Ottawa are miserable, passive aggressive drones and valley trash. The foreigners here in Toronto dont bother me one bit.
>>27666533
Torontofag detected. Nobody is going to agree with you that your city isn't the worst in all of Canada.
Remove Southern Ontario
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /r9k/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>27665667
Saskatchewan here hey I hear the rest of you faggots are finally switching over to no daylights saving time. Seriously are you guys retarded? Hahaha it took you this long, might as well just stay primitive and weird and wasting your time switching your clocks every year. No wonder the rest of the world thinks we all live in igloos.
>>27666564
There are definitely places in this country I would def not choose over Toronto.
>>27666579
Congratulations on promoting mass ignorance, unquestioning obedience and rampant corruption while trying to prove a point. You picked the worst things each of those countries represent. Nobody cares or wants you to respect Canada and with our current PM I don't believe what respect Canada had earned through its achievements in the past will hold it up under the weight of it becoming a multicultural Amsterdam. Wherever you live is most likely turning to shit too.
7/10 got me knickers in a twist m8
>>27666467
The nostalgia just hit me like a fucking wall
>>27666632
Such as? Toronto is the smelliest most populated piece of shit in the whole country.
>>27666632
The far north doesn't count. Neither does newfoundland and labrador. At least you have nice areas to visit out there. Toronto is the shittiest of the major cities and hotspots. If BC weren't so expensive I'd move there over Toronto anyday.
>>27666579
Canada:
>Good health care (debatable but it's much better than many other places)
>variety of cultures from coast to coast (why it's hard to nail down Canada to one mission statement like other countries)
>oil sands motherfucker
>silently patriotic, populace is as a whole very satisfied with the state of the Nation, no huge debates over what <document written hundreds of years ago means for our liberty> since it's all pretty clear and reasonable
>strong ties to other Commonwealth nations
>>27666739
wouldnt live in vancouver, 2bh bud
>>27666707
The amount of people here doesnt bother me. I kinda like it actually, its easier to just disappear in the mass of people. Not very robot-ish, but w/e
>>27666450
>first time in Ottawa
>in Subway
>woman walks in and demands key for bathroom
>no ma'am, only for customers
>I WILL FUCKING PEE ON YOUR FLOOR IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE KEY
who /Richmond Hill/ here? Sup familia.
>>27666810
>Ottawa
>Subway
Yea you've never been to Ottawa.
>>27666833
Pretty sure he meant the restaurant, unless yoire making a subtle joke that literally every fast food joint in Otown is shawarma/kebab.
>>27666833
Subway samwhiches?
Wheres all the work in western canada?
>>27666742
>>Good health care (debatable but it's much better than many other places)
At the expense of the taxpayer.
You get raped in taxes for the sake of some immigrant Pajeets getting their first ever vaccinations
>>variety of cultures from coast to coast (why it's hard to nail down Canada to one mission statement like other countries)
HAHA, are you fucking kidding me?
The immigrants here are fucking scum.
Sri Lankans that look like literal gorillas.
Jamaicans being wannabe African Americans.
Chinks that make their own culture entirely
First Nations living on white guilt money and sipping firewater all day errday
>>oil sands motherfucker
Meme sands
Alberta went bust, look it up
>>silently patriotic, populace is as a whole very satisfied with the state of the Nation, no huge debates over what <document written hundreds of years ago means for our liberty> since it's all pretty clear and reasonable
Literally still a bitch of England.
You people don't unite for shit.
MUH HOCKEY
MUH TIM HORTONS
6DRAKE6IX6OVO6GOD6INCHJEWBBCINMYMOUTH
>>strong ties to other Commonwealth nations
You people only have any relevancy because you're near America. No one actually respects you because you've done nothing significant
>>27666833
He's right >>27666884
I was talking about the sandwich restaurant.
Stop being so fucking autistic
>>27666810
Sounds reasonable, did you give her the key? It's fucking hard to find places to pee sometimes and it's illegal to piss in public so what the fuck can you do?
>>27666742
>Good health care (debatable but it's much better than many other places)
Canada's healthcare is only better than the states for general care and hospital visits. It is largely a meme. We rank something in the top 30 with the US ranking only 7 spots below us.
>variety of cultures from coast to coast (why it's hard to nail down Canada to one mission statement like other countries)
And all of those cultures are segregated and keep largely to themselves unless forced to interact with one another. Look at Toronto for instance. You have yonge and finch, far north belongs to asians, scarborough which is part of the GTA belongs to arabs and indians and a smattering of everyone else inbetween. The only group I've witnessed open racism towards however is arabs and indians.
>oil sands motherfucker
Jobs are leaving due to the price of oil dropping. Its a large contributor to why our dollar is so weak in the states. Not to mention causing the suicide rates in Alberta to skyrocket.
>silently patriotic, populace is as a whole very satisfied with the state of the Nation, no huge debates over what <document written hundreds of years ago means for our liberty> since it's all pretty clear and reasonable
Looks like Harper did a good job keeping everyone largely ignorant of the Canadian political landscape.
Look into how he silenced government scientists regarding global warming IIRC. I guess that means he knows how to run a country. He's the polite and less in your face version of the states because Canadians on a whole are more educated, less apathetic and intelligent enough to do something with impact.
>strong ties to other Commonwealth nations
I have no comment here.
>>27666952
Oh wait you probably dont work der, just observing, my bad
>>27666794
Whats wrong with Vancouver besides the rampant drugs and homeless/dope centers?
Anyone live in /Rouge Hill/? I want to move there at some point in my life and was wondering what its like/reasons I'd want to stay away.
>>27666952
I wasn't working there, I was a customer.
I was like 14 with my parents in town for some government business
>>27666948
>being this mad
SORRY
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>>27667015
There aint a think wrong with Couver, i hears shes the best city in the world for livin in
>>27666960
Woah are you joking about the suicide rates in alberta thing or is that actually a thing? What the fuck lol
>>27667160
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/suicide-rate-alberta-increase-layoffs-1.3353662
>>27666533
I live in Ottawa too
>tfw no gf
>tried all the dating sites
All the grills here vapid tumblr-cunts
I just want to escape this hell
>>27667235
I am a grill. I live in Ottawa and I don't browse tumblr. Wanna be my gf?
>>27667302
I won't be your gf, but I'll be your bf
>>27665780
>final
good job senpai
I've seen the unfinished version posted on /int/ years ago
>>27667360
But I'm a straight guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs5l9K--7M
>>27667394
You just said you were a grill...
>>27667413
I am a grill, but I'm a straight guy.
>>27667302
>Ottawa
you definitely have a penis or are overweight
>>27667617
Yeeeeeee, i got both nigggaaaahh
Who /okanagan/ here? I'm lonely.
Who here on the T81 train?
Can't wait for mine, ordered it with five mags. I feel it is saving me from accidentally a whole Valmet to satiate my zapman feel needs.
This country is shit and the town I'm in is especially shit
Ex-Nepean here
I've moved since, but anyone else here from the same hood?
Fuck anyone in Barrhaven
>>27668600
I was around that area for most of my teen life.
>>27667302
>implying
How tall and how much do you weigh?
>>27666813
>>27667069
>>>/china/
t. white man
>>27668600
YES MY FRIEND! I LIVE IN BARRHAVEN! :)
it sucks here doe, fuck all to do. Least its not so noisy.
>>27666739
I would take St Johns NL over Toronto. That city is beautiful and comfy as fuck.
>>27666915
No one in Canada cares. We don't care what the world thinks, stay jelly.
Life continues on in the best country in the world.
>>27668778
>canadians are unironically this delusional
Foreigner living in this shit country here, you faggots get fucked by everyone and take it with a smile on your face. This country is full of fucking idiots, who you dipshits voted in is the latest proof of that.
>>27665907
It says better longer.
Everyone has milk bag holders
Is it true there was some r9k meetup in Canada?
>>27668936
MEETUP IN BARRHAVEN!?!? LETS MEETUP! MY PLACE FOR A BBQ, WEED, ALCOHOL, FEELS STORIES? LETS DO IT GUYS!!! :)
>>27665667
Ready for assisted suicide this June robots? Can't wait!
winterpeg reporting in
hell it fucking snowed here today!!!
also im not much in to politics but here's something
search Canadian Patriots on facebook or just type cda.patriots after facebook in the search bar.
family liked something last week from it, i then i liked them but had to unlike them after a day or 2 since its was filling up my fucking facebook feed.
>>27669010
Literally where?
Roblox
>>27669044
u wot?
original comment you fucking cunt robot
>>27669199
Have you not been paying attention to the news? Supreme Court legalized assisted suicide
>>27669199
Here's what another anon told me
Get ready to leave this planet canbots
Not messing with you. Yes, it will take effect country-wide, though each province will probably implement it a bit differently. I am also in the GTA (Toronto) so we are in the same boat.
The details aren't known yet and won't be until the Liberals table a bill in parliament. But so far things are looking very promising. Assuming the Supreme Court's intent is upheld you will need to have a "grievous" medical condition that is "irremediable" and causes you "intolerable" suffering. You will not need to actually be dying, have any physical ailment or have accepted any treatment.
A bit of background reading:
Supreme Court strikes down Canada's assisted suicide laws
http://globalnews.ca/news/1815749/supreme-court-strikes-down-canadas-assisted-suicide-laws/
Physician-Assisted Dying
http://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/cj-jp/pad-amm/index.html
Assisted Suicide - End-of-Life Law and Policy in Canada
http://eol.law.dal.ca/?page_id=236
>>27669335
Will mental illness be viable for this shit?
>>27669518
That's what we're all hoping for. Currently it might be, Considering how it isn't about physical pain anymore. Thank you feely libcucks. Not much is known yet, but someone should make a Canada thread when more news breaks out
>>27666450
was it the lcbo across from the metro?
>>27666739
>Toronto is the shittiest of the major cities and hotspots
Montreal is right up there with you. I hate this city. The whole place is like 4 blocks and the rest is shit
awful people here too. frenchies and shitskins. fuck
>>27668858
Our voting choices aren't really our fault. Harper maintained government for so long due to a very well established political education blackout and media manipulation. I'm talking about a man who won majority government again and again with only 33% of the votes.
This election went on so long and nobody cared to get caught up on any of the candidates so they just voted for the youngest one. Probably thanks to the "change" meme in the states. From old to young and inexperienced. Giving the youth a chance. Never again after this hopefully.
>>27668858
well I guess you're one of the fucking idiots living here spewing this shit
>>27669709
I literally have nothing to do with anything in this country at the moment, haven't left my house in about 2 months. Nice attempt at deflecting there though you moron, keep living in delusion.
>>27669649
Montreal has less icy women and the people are slightly more approachable. There's something about Toronto that makes the women there very standoffish and hard to approach. They always look like they've got a stick up their asses and all of their mannerisms resemble a mans. Its a feminist haven with U of T there as well. Can't say much else for that city though.
>>27669752
Again, no one cares. Leave if you don't like it here. Or don't. Whatever. We don't give a fuck. Just stop whining like a bitch.
>>27669770
This. Montreal might be shit compared to American cities (like any Canadian city), but Toronto really takes the cake on shittyness.
Toronto women are notoriously awful, degenerate disgusting feminists.
>>27669599
Yup, pretty sure that was the one. Why do you ask?
>>27669901
>Leave if you don't like it here
>implying Canadians can just pick up and move to the states
>>27669957
You said you were a foreigner. Go back to whatever shit country you came from would be my suggestion.
>>27665667
>tfw Canadian
>tfw grew up wishing I was American
>tfw watch American TV and movies
>tfw following the American Presidential election
>tfw so close yet so far
I just want to be one of them god dammit
>>27669974
Nah man, I'm a different guy
I'm from MTL
>>27669974
That's not the same person you retard
>>27669901
>i dont care if im getting fucked over by everything i love it
You are this stupid
>we
>>27669994
Same.
>tfw watching American Idol
>tfw this is the last season
>tfw soon to be no more Canadian Idol or American Idol
>>27669994
Nice try, Cletus.
>>27669957
1. There are exemptions for Canadians, you fucking retard
2. Why would they want ANYONE entering the country? Who fucking cares if it takes 15 years? They'd just end up with retarded entitled shitskins like you. (I haven't read the comment chain but I'm sure that applies)
"Get in line and if you're really good we might let you in eventually" is reasonable. Nobody owes you anything. Now go the fuck back to Camodistan.
>>27670013
Getting fucked over by what, exactly?
>>27669752
jesus christ you're stupid hahahahaha
>>27669994
Everyone who is from Canada feels the exact same way
>>27670016
>American Idol
Off yourself you complete faggot
>>27670048
The government, whoever you work for and every big company with a stranglehold on their type of business. They don't even attempt to hide it here like in most first world countries.
>>27670064
>canadian
>trying to talk about lack of intellect
>>27670101
Hey man, watch the salt. Have you even watched American Idol before? It's actually pretty good desu senpai.
*smiles, shrugs shoulders
>>27669936
i used to work at that metro, got a lot of homeless people
>>27670170
>implying Canadians arent seen as one of the smartest races across the world, especially in comparison to americans.
>>27670153
You're just talking in bland generalities.
Canada has much higher economic freedom than the US and most all first world countries.
We have the richest middle class (median wealth) in the world.
I don't see how our government is "fucking us over," you'll have to be more specific.
>>27670226
>doesnt know the difference between a race and a nationality
>think youre smart
>think the world thinks canadians are smart
>canadians are literally known as 'nice' americans with horrible fashion sense
>>27666467
>Born too late to explore the world
>Born too early to explore the galaxy
>Born just in time to experience glorious 90s YTV
>>27670277
>implying every generation wont think their ytv was the best
>>27670266
No, we're literally known as the better version of Americans. Which is why Americans wear maple leafs on their luggage when they travel.
I understand that you are very butthurt about Canada due to your non-stop posting. Maybe try to channel your anger into something more productive?
Keep your chin up, eh!
>tfw there is snow outside
>>27670416
Way to kill the thread, beef
>>27670680
It's my specialty
Listen here you jealous shits toronto is the best city in canada you inferior oak leafs I AM THE MAPLE LEAF toronto is the only reason why canada is still on the map
honestly i hope toronto will become independent so you cucks will be even more butthurt
suck my hpv ridden phimosis brown dong
toronto > all
