"Well we've all shared, so how did you lose your virginity, anon?"
>>27664779
I fucked yer mum lol
With this one slut who cheated on her long-distance bf with me.
>>27664779
>Implying this happens in real life
>>27664779
>those 40 year old women wearing early 2000s teenagers clothes
>>27664779
>I didn't
>w-What! No way!
>Boys, leave the room
>Me, Jenny, and Tanisha have a bone to exam!
>>27664853
>a bone to exam!
Exactly how they would respond
>>27664824
>Implying anybody should be insecure about their virginity
>>27664879
>implying society doesnt shun and ridicule virgins
>>27664779
I didn't lost it you dumb normies
>>27664779
Hi all I have been I
>Through the process of sexual intercourse, of course.
>>27664853
Hahahah I wonder which one is named tanisha?
>>27664903
I've never come across this. I don't mind saying I'm a virgin, I don't want to lose it. Why the fuck do you guys think people are making fun of you for it?
>>27664779
With an overweight black girl. I haven't so much as kissed a girl since then. That was five years ago. I don't think that even counts, I didn't finish, I was only in there for about five seconds. Yes, I am a real person.
>>27664779
Follow up:
"You mean IF he lost his virginity, haha!"
"Haha dont be a jerk Jeff! Tell us about it anon!"
>>27664989
are you a wizard? If so you should know you are far from normal and basically an endangered species, not least because you don't reproduce.
>>27664903
>Implying a person's virginity is the only reason why they are shunned and ridiculed
"Anon how did you lose your virginity?"
"I never did."
"What? Yes you have, you're not serious right now."
Was how conversations about my virginity usually went.
>>27664824
Um. It does? But only if you have friends.
>>27665029
so they were so shocked about the truth of your situation that they thought you were joking... I dont see how that conflicts with what i said
>>27665027
No I'm 20, do any of you actually buy this shit? I've never once been made fun of for it and I'm really open about this kind of stuff.
Got asked this freshman year in college. Didn't want to splerg and tell them that I lost my virginity to a chinese whore in Boston so I lied and said I had sex with my gf (still never had one) in high school.
>>27665049
not him and no it doesn't past age 17
>>27664957
Coitus. It's coitus, you dumb fucking shitbag.FUCK YOU DIE DIE GO TO FUCKING HELL YOU SHIT-LICKING ASSHOLE SCUM SACK.
>>27665070
they pity you in secret. Not trying to be mean, but that's your best case scenario anon.
>>27665106
pity doesn't bother one who doesn't feel pitiful.
>>27665085
good move anon
>>27665067
Yes, but I didn't get "shunned" or "ridiculed" because of it. They were still my friends afterwards and didn't give a shit if I was a virgin or not (they did try to set me up with someone though). The way that you are saying this shit makes it sound like you think being a virgin is such a terrible thing.
>It isn't.
>>27665106
You can't be fucking serious? Pity me for not wanting to have sex? Why? It doesn't make any sense.
>>27665049
>tfw fear this kind of interaction
>Can only make friends with people like me because of it
>>27665197
>tfw you are completely oblivious to the fact that most people make fun of you for your malaise and not your virginity
It lasted for like one minute because I had phimosis and I'm pretty sure she was laughing hard as fuck in her head at it lol, it was super embarrassing and I try not to think about it. it doesn't really bother me because I got it fixed and also cuz I never really took losing my virginity that seriously. I'm sure she's even told people, whatever. It was when I was 18 and now I'm 24.
>>27664779
I haven't lost mine yet, I'm going to in a couple months to my boyfriend though >.<
>>27665157
well if what other people think of you really doesnt factor into your sense of self then truly you have transcended a defining feature of human social interaction. You shouldn't be on a board dedicated to people who have been made to feel unwanted by the rest of society. You should be touring the world giving lectures on how to free yourself from crippling self-consciousness.
>>27665233
Wait until marriage you fucking whore.
>>27665249
What if his dick is small?
>None of your business!
or
>I don't want to talk about it
Odds are they will drop it, because they probably will assume I was molested or something. But whatever. It legitimately is none of their business and such things should not be discussed in polite public conversation.
>>27665189
They would never assume it's because you dont want it, always because you failed to get it. I mean it is just an easy and crude marker of social status. The later in life you go as a virgin the more people are certain there's something wrong with you because you're UNABLE to lose it, not that you just dont want to.
>>27665249
yes we are getting married before we do, hence the wait....
>>27665277
doesn't matter when you're in love
>>27665331
>doesn't matter when you're in love
haha.
>>27665331
It does if he can't pleasure you and live up to your standards.
True love is something that rarely occurs in real life. Emotional/social/financial dependence, infatuation, attraction, and lust are commonly mistaken by most people as "love."
>>27664779
"Losing my virginity was a lot like the holocaust... it never happened."
>>27665331
I take back my rude comment, good job.
>>27665313
You're delusional, my friends all know I've had plenty of opportunities and others who don't know don't think anything of it. People make fun of you for being nervous about it, not for personal choices.
>>27664989
>>27664989
>>27665070
>>27665188
Explain shit like this then.
>>27665236
I'm not saying I don't care what others think at all, but specifically for pity, why would i care if you pity me for something that i don't pity myself for?
like for example if you have a lemon pie and somebody thought "he's eating lemon pie, how pitiful", I would not be bothered because there's nothing pitiful about lemon pie, unless maybe you are eating so much it makes you fat but that's not the point. The point is that the only time another's pity would bother me is if I too felt it was pitiful.
but I mean I still care if my friends like me for instance.
>met a girl at the pool when my family was on vacation once, lied and said i was older then fucked her in the sauna there, it was really hot and sweaty desu felt super great jumping back in the pool after
>>27665408
Damn, that was a fucking sick one. Have to remember that one.
>>27665436
I cannot respond to you without this text
>>27665436
Even if it's true the girl is just a bitch, and he shouldn't give a shit what she thinks. If the story is even true to begin with.
>>27665478
not mine, a great young comedian in nyc said it at some club and ive remembered it for like the past 3 years now
>>27665436
Implying this story is true, it's weird as fuck to be a 27 year old hitting on 19 year olds. I would make fun of him too, since I know someone who is 29 irl that still flirts with girls in high school. Everybody thinks it's weird as fuck.
>>27665236
It's just part of growing up, anon. Learning to be confident in owning who you are. Lots of people never really grow up though and just become adult children.
>all these normies answering the question
They never give up an opportunity to brag.
Kill yourselves pls
>>27665588
i mean yeah but there is a reason why someone would write this and other people who aren't looking to question it would take it at face value. There is a reason the movie the 40 year old virgin exists.
My QT Christian GF took it. I came really fast. Like 2 pump chump status and she cuddled me all night. We did it again in the morning and it was much better.
It's embarassing to think about but it could've been much much worse.
>>27665436
>being in social situations you're not used to as autist
>sperging out in front of an okay looking girl
>confiding information to people you don't know that YOU KNOW is embarrassing to the common person
>being concerned with perceptions of people you don't know that well
>making bad decisions and getting arrested is somehow their fault now.
Those people were assholes but he had it coming assuming it's real.
>>27665626
Easier said than done my friend. And also being self-conscious gives you introspection and depth and perspective. Being confident gives you none of that really. I'd rather be a nervous wreck with true genius like David foster Wallace than an over-confident, loud-mouth, obtuse prick like Bill O'Reilly (random example but still).
>>27665644
I don't really know what you mean by that.
>>27665628
>WAAAH WHY CAN'T I PUBLICLY PITY MYSELF IN PEACE
Nobody likes you.
>>27665677
Yeah, he's a fucking idiot.
>>27664779
This happened to me at school. Senior year math class and I'm grouped with a wigger,a whore, some shaggy kid, and another whore. She talks about dicks n shit all the time. Bitch, I came here to learn and not hear you talk about how deepthroated Jamal or some shit. She always asks why do guys jerk off to this? Or why do guys find X hot?
One day it comes to are we virgins? Idk how the fuck the shaggy kid wasn't one and I just shrugged and said I haven't found anyone yet. She goes awe you'll find someone it's ok... :/ I shrugged and honestly I didn't care at the time. I had my dog who was my best friend and he was the only thing that made me happy. I haven't been happy in three years.
>>27665816
i meant to say that the older male virgin who has become a figure of fun to everyone else is something of a stereotype at this point. People will believe stories like these because they confirm what they've heard in other stories and things they've seen on tv and in movies: that male virgins past a certain age are awkward, foolish, and laughable.
>>27665878
:( sorry anon thats a sad story
>>27664957
BANZINBABWENGO
>>27665919
Thanks! I found someone on Xbox after I graduated from school and I visited her all the way on KY when I lived in Texas at the time. The first time I visited was to break the ice and we dry humped and cuddled. That's as far as it got but I really enjoyed. I went back 2 months later and toward the end of my trip I got sick and I went to bed and I woke up from her as the big spoon(cuddling) shaking me saying she wants me. I couldn't get hard all the way and I was weak. It fucking sucked. She said it was ok. So the night before I left she got on top of me and we had fun for about two minutes until she told me to stop because it was hurting. I checked to see why and I ripped her vagina some. I felt like I was on top of the world not because I hurt her but because my cock ripped her and it just like boosted my ego tenfold. It happened again my theirs visit and well I'm living with her now and she's in front of me sleeping as I type this. Thanks for reading lads.
>it was a threesome between my friend and his gf
>dont want to say anymore because i dont want anyone knowing who the two of them are
too ridiculous for people to instantly assume youre lying and an easy way out of talking about it further
I didn't care until lads
>>27665331
>implying someone would love me
At a gay orgy while I was blindfolded
I had sex with a girl who was a host at her own house, in her parents room.
When we were done I went to the bathroom directly next to the room and to my surprise, everyone was chilling in there. about 10-11 people.
>thin walls
>>27665309
>Odds are they will drop it, because they probably will assume I was molested or something. But whatever. It legitimately is none of their business and such things should not be discussed in polite public conversation.
Not sure if just a prude or was actually molested.
Uh, well, you know, it was pretty... pretty hot. She, um, let me feel her tiddies. I mean, we kissed first of course because, you know, that's what lovers do, right? And then she (in a sexy way)put my penis in her mouth and she, well, used her tongue, so it was hot. And then we did the thing. You know, the thing--my six inch, I mean, 12 inch thing--where I put it in her, but I was gentle, and it was hot, and I lasted for three hours. Haha, cool story right?
>sweating profusely
>>27664824
It does, but they skipped over me.
>>27665331
Stay pure.
>>27665671
>Christian
>GF
>not wife
>took your virginity
