Why not date a qt granny, r9k?
Hear me out:
>Unaware of hip trends and therefore doesn't notice that you're an uncool loser
>From an era of purity & conservative white picket fence bliss
>Experienced at sex
>Probably racist and redpilled
>Appreciates you helping her out around the house
>Her parents are dead and you will never have to meet or impress them
>Doesn't dress like a whore
>Has retirement pension and lives a luxury NEET lifestyle
>Bakes delicious cookies
>Chad will never fuck her and steal her away
Good idea
If only I was into grannies.
I wonder if I can condition myself to be attracted to them...
>>27664267
Damn, sexual grandma, get some. Those are some big tittays. I can't wait til Im an old lady and i get to be some nerd on r9ks dream lay
>>27664452
>nerd
Gtfo newfags
Yeah, why wouldn't I want a woman whose 3 times the age of women my age, who have already been covered with dozens of men's loads? Old Staceys have had more dick than you could imagine. You're upset with a girl who's been having sex consistently for the past 10 years? Now try 50. Old sluts are still sluts, just even more used up.
>>27664490
>>27664490
I disagree.
These ladies were born in a time where sex was sacred and saved for marriage only.
>>27664527
Yeah the ones who are faithful ones who stayed true to their husband even after he died. The kind of used up cum rug that would sleep with a disgusting failure of a human like you is the the progenitor of all modern whores.
>>27664267
Missing the best part:
>she can take out her teeth for gumjobs
pleb.
