What is r9k's opinion on
>the """"virgin"""" mary
a shitty cuckold story that got out of hand and has repercussions in our current times
that she wasn't even real.
>>27664048
>it was god I swear
Beta cucks like Joseph and Adam ruined the world.
>>27664023
Mother of God and mother of the church
Our Lady pray for us
>>27664023
She was a virgin who gave birth to the physical human form of Jesus
>>27664157
>>27664134
>>27664157
Where did the second half of Jesus' genome come from? I want to do some genetics tests and find out what god looks like. (The dad god not the jesus/god)
Hopefully he is white.
One of the hottest cuckold stories in history.
God spreading his genetically superior seed, rubs it in for like 600 pages. And there's no way God quit after one hit, you just know they kept going at it every day while Joseph was away.
>you nail fences, he nails your wife
>>27664023
>Get caught cheating on betabux
>"I-it was god I swear"
>He fucking believed it
>>27664134
Papists get out
>>27664256
>>27664101
Based on alot of ancient religions this was a very common excuse for roasties to get away with.
>>27664264
Make me protcuck
Ephrem of Syria
O Lady, cease not to watch over us; preserve and guard us under the wings of your compassion and mercy, for, after God, we have no hope but in you!" ([Circa A.D. 361]).)
Did she really look like that?
>>27664368
No and nobody claimed she did
Every culture portrayed biblical charcters looking similar to their own people
Here's an Ethiopian portrayl of the last supper that goes back centuries
>>27664023
Daily reminder that the Shroud of Turin is in fact Jesus Christ's burial cloth.
>b-but the 1988 tests dated it back to the 13th century!
The sample was cut from a corner of the Shroud which was part of a later repair, the dating contradicts other evidence, the sample was contaminated by bacteria, smoke or reactive carbon and the calculations were done incorrectly. You can verify all of my statements.
New tests that have been carried out in the University of Padua's laboratories by professors from various Italian universities, led by Giulio Fanti, Italian professor of mechanical and thermal measurement at the University of Padua's engineering faculty, have dated the fibres from the cloth to a period between 300BC to 400AD.
Summary of scientific and historical evidence supporting the authenticity of the Shroud:
http://www.newgeology.us/Shroud.pdf
Shroud-like coloration of linen by nanosecond laser pulses in the vacuum ultraviolet (it explains that they replicated the shroud's qualities using laser pulsations, which so far is the only way anyone has been able the replicate the shroud's qualities):
http://www.sindone.info/DILAZZA3.pdf
Studies on the radiocarbon sample from the shroud of Turin:
http://www.shroud.it/ROGERS-3.pdf
Nuclear imaging:
http://shroud.com/pdfs/whanger.pdf
http://www.shroud.com/pdfs/accett2.pdf
3D holographic information:
http://www.khouse.org/articles/2009/847/
http://www.ohioshroudconference.com/papers/p24.pdf
Raymond N. Rogers' observations and conclusions:
http://shroudnm.com/docs/2013-01-10-Yannick-Cl%C3%A9ment-Reflections-on-Ray-Rogers-Shroud-Work.pdf
Here's some secular peer-reviewed scientific journal articles on the Shroud of Turin:
http://shroud.typepad.com/topics/2005/10/secular_peerrev.htmlorignfbiwr 23tfb q
>>27664264
>Papists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes#1st_century
>>27664207
>God
>white
The white phenotypical group exists due to genetic mutations caused by geographical adaptation you fucking retard.
>>27664368
She looked like pic related.
>>27664368
>>27665749
Similar to this Syriac Orthodox christian girl.
>>27664368
And her son Jesus Christ looked like this.
>>27665727
Yeah, sort of like the human species. And mammals. And vertebrates.
dat bich was a skrait up ho
>>27664254
Lol I never thought of it like that before. What if god just came down in human form and banged Mary? And he convinced her to cheat because "it doesn't count if its god!" Which ended up working. Some things never change lol its the equivalent of the modern poophole loophole
>>27664207
Why would an omnipotent all encompassing force be a human of specific racial background?
>>27664023
either she wasn't virgin or jesus was a turd.
>>27664023
If you guys weren't such blasphemous cuntbags, maybe the Lord and the Madonna would bless you with a girlfriend.
Cuntbags!
>>27664264
piss off you fucking goy kike
>>27666941
>goy kike
That's like saying ''gay straight''
