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>I'm sorry anon, but it appears you have hyper-ejaculation
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>I'm sorry anon, but it appears you have hyper-ejaculation syndrome. You will never be able to lead a completely normal life, but I've dedicated my life to treating this condition and will ride your dick the twenty to thirty times daily that you'll be required to cum in order to stay healthy.

How do you respond?
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>>27663499
O-okay, if you think it's necessary doctor
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>>27663527

>Aww, you're such a good boy, anon. Let's start with a bj for my favorite little patient~
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>>27663499
whatever, how much you will pay to me? oh thats what i thought, get away semen demon you are just a nurse
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>>27663574
This is one of my favourite scenes of hers. I can't tell you how many times I've watched it. I've even taken naps to it using it as asmr.
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>>27663634

Gianna's pretty cool. She'd probably have sex with you if you showed enough interest in her as a fan too.
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>>27663574

>long pubes

long pubes are subhuman.
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>>27663660

>cutting your pubic hair

Why did you decide to become a hygiene-slave? Or alternatively:

>not even having pubic hair that grows like that

You're low test desu.
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>>27663499
F-FUCK OFF YOU DUMB ROASTIE BIMBOCUNT
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>>27663688

it looks disgusting and i shave it every 3-4 days.

my nipples, armpits, pubes, balls, taint, and asscrack.

taint and asscrack is a little tricky.
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>tfw it takes me forever to cum
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>>27663713

How do you have that much willpower to keep doing that? I could maybe do that one time and then I'd get tired and never do it again. It's like you don't even enjoy freedom.
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>>27663748

it's because i enjoy freedom, and pubes are encroaching on that freedom that i enjoy.

and ofc i shave my face too, every 3-4 days.
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>>27663499

I like Gianna. I doubt she has a degree in urogoly, but i would probably agree to the treatment.
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>>27663706

>It's ok if I make you feel tingly between your legs anon, that's completely natural. Now be a good boy and give mommy kisses~
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>>27663775
>>27663713
>he shaves his armpits
HA, GAYYYYYYYYY

>wearing deodorant
>not keeping your pits nice, hairy, and un-deodorant'd so you can sniff em all day
Pleb
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>>27663804

qt/pi.

she dies her hair dark, she shouldn't tb.h
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>>27663804
>>27663574
>>27663499
I seriously do not get the love for Gianna Michaels. Disgusting fake tits, unremarkable ass, and worst of all an absolutely beat face.
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>>27663815

i don't wear deodorant, i don't smell.

i shave my armpits fuck armpit hair.

i don't shave my legs, that's a fuck ton of work.
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>>27663847
If you're a man and shave your armpits, I automatically think of you as less than a man.

There's something so cucked and feminine about a man shaving his armpits, it disgusts me. Unless he's a swimmer or something.
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>>27663842

There's a trap thread for your kind over here, anon:

>>27663593
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>>27663715
Me too, I haven't fapped in 24 hours and can't get naturally aroused.
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>>27663871

i do swim multiple times a week, but i am not a professional swimmer.

i like that "feminine" feel. that's why i shave so vigorously every 3-4 days.

and i am growing my hair long. my bangs and sides are past my jaw right now.
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denial
>I am not a idiot, and you're not funny, such a condition does not exist.
besides
>>27663715
I am not physically able to cum that often a day because it takes me between 1-2 hours to cum once and after that my dick is too swore to go again even if I am horny for hours, sometimes having to wait til the next day.
Shit would suck literally always grinding away on my raw dick and being able to do nothing else.
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>>27663873
>You must be gay if you don't like ugly women
I suppose I am gay for not liking how Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson look, too.
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>>27663499
Wow this sounds really hot.
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i love feeling how smooth my nutsack, taint, and dick area is.
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>>27663715
>tfw 100% straight but have to watch gay porn to cum because it's the only deviance left
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it's not like i shave my legs, though i have in the past.

feels very cool but it grows back very fast and it's a ton of work to shave regularly.
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>>27663842
>fake tits
>ugly face
I wish I had my low quality bait image.
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Do I get any government bux for such a condition?
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>gianna's sex in the streets video where she fucks the brains out of that skinny blonde kid
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>>27664408
Link you fucking piece of shit
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>>27664436

http://www.sextvx.com/en/video/583356/gianna-michaels-fucking-in-the-street
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>>27663842

its about the small imperfections anon. shes kind of fat, has bad hair, bad temper, a horrible laugh, but to some she is their porno waifu. also she fucks like a man.
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>>27664529

Don't bother explaining it to him. If you don't like Gianna you're literally homosexual, no debate.
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>>27663634
link a nigga
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post your favorite gianna video

http://www.xvideos.com/video106625/gianna_michaels_-_blowjob
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Why the fuck do they not let her be more dominating, as she clearly is?

I want to see her fucking milk a guy and laugh/smile enjoying it.
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>>27664611
Demographics bullshit.

Same reason why most videos end in a facial even for girls that are happy to take the money shot in the mouth, pussy, or ass.
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>>27664683
>>27664611
>fun dom: the porn star
>gets subbed in 75%+ of her videos to guys that she could easily ball blast
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>>27664711
Gianna Michaels dominates and submits depending on the scene. When she's with a white guy she's most dominate but if it's a pavement ape she just takes whatever it dishes out.
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>>27664020
I may be wrong but would waxing keep it from growing as fast?
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>>27664866

that would hurt, and i would probably have to pay somebody.

especially waxing my thighs, that would hurt like heck.
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pretty sure that's the plot to one of the chapters in I'm Coming With You by Tadataka Kawasaki
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>>27664896
How often do you think it would need to be done? I'm not to fond of having a hairy body myself so I've been considering it for awhile.
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