>YOU WALK LIKE A FAGGOOOOT
What do you do next?
walk even more like a faggot
>>27661819
yea bet you'd like to put it in ;)
>Implying I walk outside
>>27661819
I'd sure like to hope so, darling.
>>27661861
>I'd sure like to hope so, darling.
lol wat
Reboot manual walking app
Continue to stare at the ground
I puke my McDonald's up on his car because I got nervous.
>pull down my pants at lightning speed
>take a huge steamy pile of shit
>masturbate as his car passes
>>27662346
>>pull down my pants at lightning speed
tell me more desu ;)
Start walking with my arms flailing around and legs going everywhere like a complete jackass. Seriously, who hasn't been called something while walking? thats like a 100% going to happen thing at some point in your life.
I bow my head and quietly resume my training, as I await the day Chad and Stacy come crawling to me after the world has become so filth ridden, with layers of debauchery so thick they cloud the skies.
>>27661819
Nothing. Because I wouldn't even hear him. I never walk around without my headphones on.
At least I don't do the virgin walk
>Come take a hydraulic suck of my cock!
*vanish behind him*
Listen punk...
*throw him against the wall face first*
guys like you...
*pull out my katana*
dont stand a chance....
*slice him in half*
against guys like me...hehe....
>>27661819
>"COME GET SOME, PUSSY"
>"I'LL FUCK YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME"
Flip him off and keep walking.
Only total ass hats ride around randomly insulting random people.
If they start shit they get shanked in self defense, but those are the type of shits that just throw shit at people and drive away.
It is assholes like this that I wonder about getting a CC.
Knew someone whose dad got brain damage because assholes like this chucked a full bottle of beer at his head as he was walking to the store on night. People like that deserve to be put down.
Just agree with him
>>27662579
>rrrrrrrrrrr!
>car reverses at high speed
>passenger doors already open
Yeah mate because that's what would happen.
>>27661819
>yell back
>"at least i can walk"
>feel really smug
>get home, realise that what i said was retarded
>cry myself to sleep
this actually happened to me once
>>27661819
>why are you wearing two hoodies you fucking fruit?
>>27662593
forgot to say
>nothing personal kid
>>27661819
>ignore them by saying nothing and continue walking to my destination, they're just a bunch of stupid, possibly drunk normies that are wasting their time and gasoline and can end up getting in a car crash
or
>throw rocks at their windshield as they pass by
idgaf
>>27662766
>little do you know the guy in the car was a paraplegic and went home and cried himself too
I carry D batteries in my pocket when I go on walks because of this.
>>27661819
Well they're in a car, so I probably wouldn't have enough time to come up with any kind of decent comeback, so I guess I'd just get pissed and let it ruin my day.
>>27662778
>he can't process the concept of a hoodie and a jacket with a hood
>>27661833
wow came here to say this
>>27662853
What do you expect to do when 4-5 niggers get out of the car? Don't show force unless you have force. Carry a gun so if you're attacked by a group you stand a chance.
>>27661819
>start walking manually
>fall down on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
>>27662915
tell them I have autism and they're not allowed to hit me, then spray them with pepper spray, deploy my heelies, and activate the smoke screen I carry in my backpack
>>27662954
Goddamn, that is a beautiful defense strategy.
This has only happened to me once, and I didn't even hear what they actually said. They just drove by really fast and shouted.
I kept walking.
>>27661819
DEJA VU
AND I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
I yell at people as I go by in mommy's car. I said "Hey FUCKERS!" to a man and woman as they were pushing a baby stroller.
>>27661819
Unscrew cap of one of my years-old piss bottles and throw it into his car.
>>27663349
>they literally fucked
>you never will
>shotsfired.exe
>>27663422
thisorignl cmnt
>>27663422
Unscrew the cap*
welp
Alternatively laugh at him, retort that his car is garbage that only poorfags buy, then fart in his generation direction and keep walking.
>>27662954
>not having bottle rocket propelled heelies
>>27662503
>>27662593
I bet those faggots don't even know how to use those properly.
>>27662545
>the virgin walk
the.. uh... the uh--what is that exactly?
>>27661819
u look short get out of your car and ill put u 6 feet under u nerd
>>27663487
It's a woman thing
>>27661819
Say nothing, because they've already drove passed me.
>>27663522
Ok, but still im curious what is it?
>>27661819
I would say, "damn Daniel, can't a nigga live?"
>>27663568
>spouting memes at chads
>I am the cringe.jpeg
>Tuck the bottom of my shirt through the collar, hike up my pants, and strut down the sidewalk, while flipping double birds at them.
If you want to do something right, exaggerate it.
>>27663568
>Damn Daniel
>Thinks that meme was ever good at all
I chuckled.
>Get out my squirt gun and old piss bottle
>Empty piss into squirt gun
>Follow them home
>Wait for them to get out of their car
>Open fire
>All of them scatter and run
>The alpha male runs up to me
>Ohshitnigger.jpg
>Get out my katana named Coldsteel
>Cut him up like webm related
>Tch, nothing personnel kid
>>27663482
Wanna find out *unsheathes sword* tough guy?
>>27663530
Why did it take this long for someone to post something sensible?
>>27664008
>>27663738
>>27662593
>>27662503
These are the soldiers protecting us in the end. Who else will we have to call upon once the world falls apart?
In the darkness, a light glimmers...
From despair...comes hope.
From their basements...our saviors shall rise.
