>tfw job interview after 8 months of unemployment
>>27661296
I got a job making around $50k (+/-) after a year of unemployment. But it's white collar shit and I was right out of college.
...You're not interviewing for salad artist at a meme cafe, are you?
>>27661296
i did well to go to uni. if nothing else i wont have to bother with shit like this for a few years.
>>27661296
Why the fuck is it so hard for everyone to find jobs?
>>27661296
Practice your half smile in the mirror. Interviews are awkward for the interviewer as well. Keep that eye contact strong. They are looking for reliable, on-time, honest people.
If they ask of your recent gap in employment, you might say that you took time off to travel, schooling, or self-study. Best of luck to ya
>>27661423
>Why the fuck is it so hard for everyone to find jobs?
hi dad
>>27661438
M8 I'm 23 and i get like a dozen responses every time i apply for jobs
>job prospects after near 6 years of NEEThood
>>27661476
you have to actually *apply* for jobs? i had to disconnect my doorbell, the constant job offers were negatively impacting my sleep schedule.
>tfw in my second year of nursing
>by the time I get out, all hospital jobs will be taken and I'll have to work at retirement homes for the rest of my life
>>27661296
>graduate college
>2 years pass, no one hires me
>finally get a job
>its a low wage temp assignment
why
>>27661486
Just lie you dumbass
>>27661551
>why
depends, which prominent ethnicity of your country do you hate the most?
>>27661552
>CAN I SEE YOUR REFERENCES?
I'm a spic, should I get into CS?
>>27661775
If you fit in with the bro/techie/gamer culture, you'll do fine as a software engineer/programmer. If you have a heavy accent, you might have a little trouble. If you're born in the US and/or speak fluent English, no problem.
I mean.. even with a heavy accent, if they can understand you, you make jokes, smile, are likeable, you'll do fine.
Job interviews are easy as fuck
>be NEET for 3 years and a half
>decide to get out of this hellhole
>hate being a wageslave because I know I'll kill myself before 30 if I don't do something with my life
>don't wanna be stuck in a dead end job for the rest of my life, I'd rather die
>start studying acting and go to a weekly voice acting and acting course
>got social anxiety and I'm as interesting as bricks, what could possibly go wrong?
>proceed to be dogshit actor
>course ends in may
>what the fuck do I do after this
Time to start job hunting
>>27661951
>job interviews are easy as fuck
>has never actually had a job interview
>tfw I'm same as OP
>tfw my dad got me the interview for next week
>tfw I couldn't care less
I know I'll ace the thing but meh. I'd just rather not.
>tfw your dad suspects that you might be suicidal so he's doing his best to get your life on track
Meh.
I had a job interview about a week ago and the guy kept asking different versions of the same question. It was kind of annoying but I didn't spill my spaghetti. I was running out of ways to answer it though.
>>27661609
>sure!
>give them your friends or families #
>>27662986
>implying friends
>implying my family will say good things
what a nice home you must come from
>>27661434
>Keep that eye contact strong
I'm not OP but its kind of hard for me to keep eye contact with anyone considering i have strabismus in my right eye (pic related)
Its fucking embarrassing.
>>27663165
This thread isn't about your fucking eye problem. No one cares, sperglord.
>>27663056
>hardmode
I know that feel bro
I'VE BEEN NEET FOR 5 YEARS
HOW DO I WRITE A RESUME
H E L P
8 months lmfao
This place really has gone to the normalfags
Oh sorry I mean 'normies'
>>27663652
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>>27663908
i was hoping i could get some advice from fellow neetshits like myself
>tfw job interview after 26 years of unemployment
>>27663652
Just lie on it my man
my resume is one big lie. well, many lies that all create one big lie I guess.
>>27663829
wiz is still going, I went there, yeah its slow but none of this shit
>tfw unemployment after eight months of job interviews
THIS is the true struggle.
>>27664959
problem is im applying to a place my friend works at so i cant lie
>>27665000
How many did you have?
>>27665646
Yes you can. Just fucking lie, but don't lie too much.
who /goingtogetfired/ here?
got 5k in savings, but im fucked if i lose my job
>Just turned 18
>3 days ago
>need to get first job so I don't end up like you guys
>>27663652
congrats
you are unemployable
I am almost 10 years
people have applied for me saying I was full of shit and have failed to even get me an interview
>>27661296
A word of advice anon. Almost any good employer will have their mind made up before the interview. So just don't fuck up too much at that point and you'll be fine.
>>27662546
At least you have a parent ;_;
>26
>haven't really done anything
>>27661438
>most people here are autists
>>27661296
>have interview
>hiring manager is some redneck
>notice immediately and start talking about niggers and the jews
>get hired on the spot
>>27669007
>people have applied for me saying I was full of shit
Wait, how this happen?
>>27665000
You're on a blacklist
>>27663165
>tfw have thousand mile stare
Sure nigger, eye contact is the last thing I want to show them.
>>27669034
So sorry anon, I had my dad until I was 19, I miss him every single day. Can't think how it most be like not to have had a dad, at all.
>>27661775
Don't even bother. I have a BS in chemical engineering, haven't been hired anywhere. Currently work a part time job in construction, try to save enough to start my own bio-tech company. Fuck working for white people.
try getting one in the first place when you're 20 and have never been employed
You all need to learn the fine art of lying.
>>27669036
Have fun being homeless when your mommy and/or daddy dies.
>>27662713
It's a shittest, the proper answer is formally telling them to fuck themselves and proceed with the interview.
>>27665000
how do you keep fucking it up
like, if they keep giving you interviews, your resume must be solid, but if you've been blowing them for 8 months, you must be a legendary autist
>>27669349
They have to give everyone who applies an interview just so the EEOC doesn't come down and rape them in the ass for discrimination bullshit. Most hiring manager already know who they're going to hire even before the interview.
>26
>never had a job
>no education
This literally impossible for a depressed loser like me.
>>27669393
One word, construction.
>>27669393
Manual labor, dude. Truck loading. Bottom of the barrel shit where you'll be rubbing elbows with hispanics and ex-convicts. Not actually having a criminal record will give you an edge.
Believe me, the misery from manual labor will drive you to find something better.
My dad got a job after 20 years of unemployment
>just bee yourself
>>27661486
Brought it on yourself fuccboi
>"get a job you fucking loser"
>nobody wants to hire me
there is no winning
