>Get gf
>6 weeks later she is arrested
>She is now serving a 9 year prison sentence for terrorism offences
That's some pretty bad luck, OP
>>27660531
>tfw no jailbird gf
why live?
>>27660531
At least she didn't kill you.
>>27660531
Well if you like her become prison pen pals
>terrorism offences
>gf'ing a raghead/radical feminist
Why, robots?
>>27660531
Well at least she can't cuck you with a chad in a prison. Or maybe she can?
>>27660647
She was never going to kill me anon. She had a load of minor offences that totted up. Most of it was just for posting pro-ISIS propaganda on facebook and twitter. She also had pravel documents for Syria, although she had relatives there anyway who she was planning to visit
She has an appeal coming up, so hopefully I'll have >tfw Jihadi gf again soon.
>>27660531
you can smuggle in a shank in your boipucci on visitor day.
>>27660531
>shitskin gf gone
A blessing in disguise
>>27660700
You're the patsy she's gonna pin the rap on.
>>27660700
Syrian girls are cute. Be sure to bang that before she blows up
>>27660700
>posting pro-ISIS propaganda on facebook and twitter. She also had travel documents for Syria,
Kill yourself you fucking race traitor. You're dead in the eyes of God.
I really want to believe this story.
>>27660756
I already did twice.
>>27660779
>Kill yourself you fucking race traitor. You're dead in the eyes of God.
pic related
>>27660798
>POST
>THE
>GIF
PLEASE
>>27660825
thanks for the fedora tip my friend, i would tip mine back but i'm not wearing it right now. good selfie though
>>27660779
original whities came from there tho
>>27660700
so your gf was either a terrorist or a terrorist supporter. stop dating sandniggers
>>27660695
i wouldnt mind beating her hollow skull in with a baseball bat. what a degenerate whore.
Fuck man 9 years is pretty harsh if she didn't actually do anything. What country do you live in ?
>>27660850
WE WUZ ARUBZ N SHEEIT
>>27660865
and....
>tipping intensifies
>>27660865
>so your gf was either a terrorist or a terrorist supporter. stop dating sandniggers
No, she mostly just liked rustling people's jimmies. Realistically she will probably be out after 3 - 4.5 years even if her appeal ails.
>>27660922
You know someone's a faggot when they can't even use a meme correctly.
Lurk more.
>>27660531
will you be taking care of your gf's son while she's in the clink?
>>27660924
> planning to go to Syria
> just a prank
What an elaborate ruse.
>>27660964
Yes, and raising him to be a proper Jihadi to wage war in the name of Muhammad (pbuh)
>>27660954
go back to friendster newfag
ITT: Terrorist sympathizers/Sandniggers/Race traitors irrecoverably btfo
>>27660999
>he thinks any board but /lgbt/ is tolerant to sandnigger bullshit
who's the newfag?
>>27660825
> date girl for 6 weeks
> fuck twice
Are you 15 or just a gigantic faggot?
>>27660979
>> planning to go to Syria
She was Syrian and had relatives she was planning to visit, but evidently looked bad in light of all the ISIS posting on facebook
>>27660531
Had a similar situation..
>met gf in the nut house in 2012
>we date for 2 months and she gets arrested for unlawful possession of a firearm (i guess she had a loaded pistol in her purse) and carrying a concealed deadly weapon
>mandatory 5 years
>gets 7
>tfw no gf
I sometimes still yank it thinking of her lessing out with another prison qt
>>27661065
literal cuck right here folks
r9k, why no incarcerated gf?
http://www.femaleprisonpals.com/
>>27661195
this is the scum of society Anon. you are better off alone.
>>27661195
because they're probably going to come out with some crazy drug addiction and pawn all your shit to fuel it
>>27660954
Damn daniel. Why so edgy?
>>27661443
No all you guyz do is complain.
But how can you not do this?
She is in a place where there are literally no chads!
>>27660825
>mfw you and your gf get droned
Syria looks /comfy/ as fuck tbqh.
>>27661613
Why would I get droned?
>>27661716
b/c enemy of the state gf
>>27661702
Yea until you get shot or blown up. I bet it sounds "peaceful" too
>>27661195
Will send letters. I'm so alone.
>>27660531
You dodged a bullet, neOP.
>>27660531
I'm sorry for your loss, Pajeet.
>>27662564
dont do it, you'll regret it later on
>>27660531
why is your life a Godard film
>>27660825
Why are you acting as though you're white ?
You expect us to believe that a salafi Muslim girl planning to live in the Islamic state was fucking some white non-Muslim?
>>27660531
Got any pics of allahu akbar princess.
>>27660700
Jesus christ. Fuck off weido.
>>27660700
>dating an ISIS supporter
What the fuck?
>>27660700
Did someone say pavel documents?
>tfw no criminal qt
>>27660531
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there
