Why don't you just date an older woman?
>>27660046
Because young girls are more fun and don't smell like grandma.
Because i don't want retarded kids.
>>27660046
is that eggmans mom
>>27660046
because i don't know how to find one and I'm not old enough to go to bars
I tried you dumb bitch, older women want Chad too, and they get him via tinder!
>>27660093
If it was, would you fuck her just to say you fucked a celebrity's mom?
Because older women have had a ton of Chad boyfriends or a husband that you can't possibly stack up to. They've got to be going through one hell of a dry spell to get with robot like us. Or did you mean, older as in elder? Because women after 50 don't have much interest in sex.
>>27660093
>celebrity
heh
>sorry sweety, but you're young enough to be my son!
every time.
>>27660118
I would fuck the Eggmother
>>27660158
They only say that because you aren't attractive.
I've seen tons of Chads fucking older women. Not dating, just fucking.
>>27660144
>women after 50 don't have much interest in sex.
Actually they're hornier than some teenagers I know.
>tfw you will never kiss gracefully aged audrey hepburn
older women do have lots of pluses, like
>she's likely to be richer than you
>she wont be trying to make you a surrogate dad for her children because they've already left home anyway
>she won't be putting holes in your condoms or "forgetting" the pill
>she'll love you for being young and virile and will want to have lots of sex with you
etc.
>>27660144
>Because women after 50 don't have much interest in sex.
You're retarded if you believe this.
I dont want her to steal my thoughts
>>27660144
>>27660205
they can have pretty high sex drives indeed, but that's because they're taking estrogen pills to combat menopause
not that you need to give a shit but anyway
>>27660247
Testosterone is what makes you horny.
>>27660046
Nice 5head there lady
>>27660283
women on average have like 1/15th of the testosterone that men do so what you're saying is that women are never horny?
>>27660247
You just told me in 2 sentences that you're a virgin and you'll be that way for a long, long, long time.
>>27660320
>implying you aren't a massive permavirgin yourself
>>27660314
Are you retarded?
I really don't feel like explaining this to you, but I will because you're retarded.
Yes, we produce more testosterone than them but testosterone is the hormone responsible for the sex drive. Just because they produce less, doesn't mean testosterone doesn't do its job when it's time for it to do its job.
>>27660046
>Why don't you just do X haha because it's so easy hahahah
Fuck off.
>>27660320
did i say something wrong?
I wish man
there are at least 5 40+ women where I work i would kill an orphan to fug
the girls there my age are all roasties anyways and always ignore me
>>27660367
could you point me to a source on that? as far as i know both testosterone and estrogen directly correlate with sex drive, never heard that its only testosterone.
>>27660046
Because i don't want to be a part of the problem. Older women fucking young men means no older men get laid. Same with ugly and fat girls.
I just refuse to allow these whores to date up do easily.
>>27660247
Well, then maybe that's when I'll be having the most sex of my life. I always was late to the party. I'll take Cialis and MDMA, and she can take her estrogen pills and then we'll fuck like we're teenagers again. What an amazing time we live in. Old age is like a second childhood.
>>27660474
Just fucking google it, you idiot. You have access to just as much information as I do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libido
Literally, the first sentence:
>Libido, colloquially known as sex drive, is a person's overall sexual drive or desire for sexual activity. Sex drive is influenced by biological, psychological and social factors. Biologically, the sex hormones and associated neurotransmitters that act upon the nucleus accumbens (primarily testosterone and dopamine, respectively) regulate libido in men and women.
I don't think you're retarded because you didn't know this. I think you're retarded for not researching this yourself after being corrected on it.
>>27660110
This
Even older women will only go for Chad. They're usually really nice to me until they find out I'm not one.
The only females that don't exclusively pursue Chads are girls 15 and under. And guess which girls are illegal to be with?
This isn't a coincidence btw, women have purposely pushed for this because they don't want their value to drop.
I've fucked a couple women in their early/mid thirties but thats as old as I'm willing to go. Their bodies are okay but they're savages and crazy fun in bed. These chicks are thirsty as hell and experienced and want to go at it for rounds.
>>27660046
I'd love to, but let's get real. If an older woman is looking for a young man then it's most likely gonna be a ripped Chad she wants.
But lets say she's into skelly guys like me. Now we have another road to cross: I would like for her to mommy me.
>>27660575
chill out, alphamale
>>27660046
Because they think I'm weird because I'm young and they don't wanna fugg
>>27660588
Hi, how are you.
Why don't you have a seat right over there.
if they're worth fucking you still have to compete. Not as much, mind you, and if they don't need financial support they're far more likely to be cool as hell.
I jsut want female company and physical affection. I'm so lonely.
>>27660046
I fucked a cougar for a while. I would take her hiking and fuck in the woods.
She started to expect me to be like a boyfriend to her (buy her things etc)
>Fuck that you have a husband that buys you shit and you literally have wear a cock cage
She still expected more and more
They're all the same, old or not. They are insatiable.
>>27660661
how do you find them?
origin
>>27660786
Not gonna lie most are though my sisters. My sisters are like 7 & 10 years older than me.
Older women interested in younger men have the maturity of younger women.
>>27660682
EXCELLENT meme comeback, bro! XD
Seriously, stop being retarded and look up shit for yourself instead of sounding like a retard.
