>Will you please fuck me as hard as you can, anon...?
What do you actually do?
>>27659066
fuck her as hard as I can
>>27659066
I LITERALLY spit roast this biggie piggie
>>27659080
this is it, the answer
>>27659095
no mine is the answer tbd >>27659092
>>27659092
How do you spit roast a girl as one man?
>rape accusation
>STD's
>pregnancy
>alimony
>smell
>body contact
Cover her up with a blanket, give her some tea and tell her everything will be OK.
>>27659120
With a fire and one of those spinny hawaiian pig roast things
Only my glans would penetrate and I'd prematurely ejaculate.
>>27659119
>implying my semen isn't stuffing
>>27659080
But what would r9k think of you?
>>27659066
Attempt to get an erection
>get behind her
>h-here I go
>lose erection
>rub flaccid penis on her vagina
>get hard again
>put it in her vagina
>thrust three times
>come
>a little dribble of skeet falls out of my dick
>y-you t-too
>put clothes back on
>leave
>cry and masturbate
>continue to hate myself
>>27659066
Who is this ejaculate immaculate?
>>27659202
what do I care about the opinion of r9k
>>27659066
I'd fucker her
>>27659216
Wait...what?
I live my life in constant fear of doing something r9k would disapprove of.
>>27659066
Sorry I have a girlfriend and I love her very much.
>>27659205
This would describe my first time and it's the reason why i'm still not going to a hooker to take my virginity.
>>27659244
>I live my life in constant fear of doing something r9k would disapprove of.
same to be honest
>>27659267
>Sorry i have a boy friend and my ass is ONLY for him
Fixed
rent a fork lift to fucc the shit out of that Hawaiian pork roastfest
>>27659272that was basically my first time too. Tfw anteater dick and it physically hurt to put my dick in a pussy. That's why I only achieve orgasm through my boipucci
