Would you a Misato Katsuragi?
With a condom. Don't want slut diseases.
>>27658360
Id rather be friends. Has a pet penguin, gets drunk, awesome job paying the rent so I can be a lazy shit. I'd also get to see her passed out half naked ass all the time while having bro time with fridge penguin.
>>27658431
shes only been with one guy though
>>27658509
This nigga gets it.
>I'd also get to see her passed out half naked ass all the time
heh, time for go EoE on that shit
>ywn be kool-guy-kaji
>ywn fuck misato in the butt while shinji watches in an existential dream sequence.
>>27658686
Nice drawing, almost on the level of Usuka
How does she have the body of a model if she drinks beer all the time?
>>27659314
Sex is good exercise, anon.
>>27659339
She doesn't fug Kaji for like 5 years and she stays slim
>>27659361
>she be good girl, she has only fucked Kaji in her entire life
>tfw you were a year older than Asuka when you found 4chan
>tfw you're now just a few years younger than misatos age.
>>27659401
If she didn't fuck or talk about fucking someone in the show, it's officialhead canon
>>27659466
That's an awkward way to say you're 27
>>27659505
I was more trying to make the point that I've been here way too damn long.
I'm the same age as Misato, yet I'm not shouting orders at giant robots.
In a year I'll be the age of Kaji and I'll neither have banged a Misato nor will I be tending to my garden while giant robots fight Angels.
Those two things are enough to make me feel like a failure.
Why even live fellow robots? Why even live?
>>27659800
You'll be shouting at robots on this site
>tfw you identify with Gendo over every other character
he had good intentions, and he still bagged the qt Yui
>>27659937
heh that was good
>>27658360
i would let her suck me off t b h
>>27658360
queen of /m/ only for me
>>27658360
Absolutely. She's so qt
>>27658360
Bestestestest gir.
>>27658360
For sure. She's a qt.
I would a Baron Ashura
>>27658509
best answer desu. She seems like someone who could have a good laugh.
>roastie with daddy issues
Pass.
